Doki Doki Literature Club - Monika has no friends

Even more accurate:
“Stop making everything multiplayer because it’s blatantly obvious at this point that this trend is nothing more than a naked attempt at lazily excusing yourselves from making a complete packaged experience (‘hurr durr, it’s a live service model; we’ll release it half-finished and dripfeed expansions and bug fixes when/if we feel like it’) and leaving a door open to crowbar in disgustingly greedy monetization schemes (‘hurr durr, our game isn’t pay-to-win if the PvP is technically side-content and has no independent story to go through.’)”

More like
“stop making everything multiplayer because it takes away any oppertunity for a real story”