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Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)09:29:25 No.775216986 be me >recently broke up with gf feel sad af try online dating >meet this girl online >we instantly connect ask her on a date 435 KB PNG date a few times, kisses n stuff one day after going out for dinner she asks me to come at her place for coffee gonnahavesex.jpg she tells me she's into bondage accept, not really my thing but I guess I can try tells me to close my eyes i do feel her tying my hands places a blindfold on my head >bed begins to shake and creak w--.jpg feel a cold breeze hit my face i can smell a strong scent of pinewoods remove the blindfold from my eyes mfw i'm about to be sentenced to death with other prisoners >mfw i turn around and see todd howard running away while removing his fake wig mfw i'm now in skvrim

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Hey, he should be happy. Skyrim is full of the thirstiest mother fuckers around who'd want to bang you just for wearing a fucking necklace.

Plus, I'd totally buy more Skyrims if it meant Todd Howard will teleport me to a fantasy land where I suddenly get superpowers.

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