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Not even the Doom Slayer could harm her...
Uploaded by Pelinal Cuckstrake Aug 20, 2018 at 04:00AM EDT
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![□ Anonymous 06/01/12(Fri)00:48 No. 1414 73290 [ ! ] 2214147344222 141473540 2214 148 1971 doomguy-big ipg (288 KB, 800x1231) iqdb google 141471248 Solidarity, bro. >Dad's a Southern Catholic priest. yeah yeah hurr hurr young boys hurr hurr redneck >I'm 12 OH S--- ITS 1999 AND COLUMBINE HAPPENS >OH S--- THERE WAS THIS THING CALLED DOOM IT TOTALLY CAUSED IT TS GOT SATAN AND DEMONS AND S--- >my best friends who i loved to play with and introduced me to doom got their ass f------ grounded after their parents discovered it >"Son?" >oh s--- it's dad >"Son, Ive been hearin' some stuff about that game you like, and I'm getting kind of worried by what I hear. I'd like to look over this Doom game." >sweating f------ bullets >fire up Doom and try to pretend it's nothing special >"Yeah, you play as this soldier in the future fighting against evil aliens that want to conquer humanity and they're perfectly normal aliens not weird or strange in any way no sir >FIRST THING DAD NOTICES is all the pentacles and the blood and the obvious undead >"Son, be honest with me. Are these demons?" >sweating bullets becomes sweating f------ shotguns >"Yes, dad. >Dad requests manual and looks it over "Well, Ill be. Even when the forces of Hell are right there and hope's all gone, this man stays staunch and doesn't let Satan sway him." >"dad wat" >"This is what it means to truly be fearless against Satan. No matter what, you must always resist him and fight against him. Even if his power seems overwhelming, even if he stands there in the flesh, you fight him. You pick up that shotgun and fight him. >"dad wat" >You're grounded for trying to lie to me, though. I still play Doom now. I don't think I could ever stop](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/532/726/cee.jpg "cee.jpg")
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