Toddposting - DO IT!

Go ahead Todd, she was gonna nuke humanity and then kill the rest off with cyborgs so you'd be doing us a favor

Foolish Todd.

Skyrim begins with the protagonist being woken up just in time for a village to be destroyed in the opening by the main antagonist. Dungeons include abandoned mines with glowing crystals, ancient Magitek ruins, and tombs with undead enemies; regardless, any puzzles or traps in them can be solved by a first grader. Your followers include at least three female knights who are sworn to protect you, two cat people, and a mage girl who you can eventually marry. Enemies include a mad jester, an empire, and a dragon god you have to kill.

Skyrim is just a Weeb JRPG with extra bugs and less animesque artwork.