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The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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The Virgin Half-Elf Vs. The Chad Half-Orc by Jakey_cakes_

THE VIRGIN HALF-ELF VS THE CHAD HALF-ORC Used his human cunning and orc savagery to take control of clan at the tender age of 7 Most often a bard, rogue, or warlock, the biggest three nuisances to any adventuring party Highest racial stat is charisma, the stat of soybois and spellcasters Can't read and doesn't need to Twiggy arms snap faster than a sunrod in a cave of vampire hil giants Coddled by his elven parent and forced to read books; thinks this prepared him for adventuring Wears the blood of his enemies like warpaint, hasn't been cleaned since he wrestled a dragon turtle to the ocean floor Has to cast prestidigitation every time his boots get muddy Commonly a Ranger, Barbarian, or Fighter, the chadliest of all the martial classes "I cast Color Spray!" "I cast Fist."

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The Virgin Ren and Stimpy vs. The Chad Angry Beavers

consistently fiumy stimpy ueediot lol original creator hates every modemcartoon final cpisode was unaired resulting canoellation, but still hilarious an undeatedicktoon overstayed its welcome original creator busted for sexual assault bannedepisode led nick staff fired has anaudience for firries, spergs one of the voice actors also played billy, zim, andzoni original creatortoo difficult original creator got toknowmoe about beaversandother forest to work with animals parodies andjokes that actuually age well adult-only revival maxdeover a decade laterwith universal hatred manchildren, hipsters, etc. riginal creatorangery af original areatorknowS 50shoor SPOOT movie comic book culture declined quality by third seasoi

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The Chad xQc VS The Virgin fissure by Ninjambon

Magn ificent blond hair From all the grease need glasses to see surefour feeding 20/20 vison focus on the ju ic virgin bow cut get banned to escape the mercy meta get sold_ back broken man shatter from carry ing is team unashamed selLou 20 sec shatter can't use it need to explain the game to his teammate no coward Master masterrace top 500 pleb awkward walk up redempt ion arc barefoot with 1 month of crust on the feet -wear shoes

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Posted byu/BojanDoge 1 month ago The Virgin Ghost VS The Chad Alien

The Virgin Ghost:
> Dead.
> Limited to one location.
> "Muh traumatic death".
> Follows a set pattern of behaviour.
> Only cared about by Chills and other weirdo YouTube channels.
> Probably doesn't even exist.
> Easily transparable; has no mass.
> Doesn't even live anywhere.
> Only catchphrase is "OoOoOoOoOowowowowo i am a ghooooost"
> Usually can't even defeat small group of people or some priest boi with crucifix.
THE CHAD ALIEN:
>ALIVE AND WELL
>BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
>SPENDS HIS TIME FLYING AROUND THE UNIVERSE SCREWING WITH REDNECKS
>DOES WHATEVER WEIRD TESTS HE WANTS, NO LOGICAL REASONING NEEDED
>POINT OF DISCUSSIONS FOR THE WORLD'S LEADING ACADEMICS
>PROBABLY DOES ACTUALLY EXIST
>MASS IS DEFINITE YET INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO VIRGIN HUMANITY
>CAN LIVE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME; EVEN GOD CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS EXISTENCE
>WRECKS POWERFUL NATIONS FOR BREAKFAST
>ayy lmao
*Note: Thanks to Mechanized Sloth, picklester & GalaxyBejdyk for these definitions

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The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at

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