Notes:

The Virgin Ghost:
> Dead.
> Limited to one location.
> "Muh traumatic death".
> Follows a set pattern of behaviour.
> Only cared about by Chills and other weirdo YouTube channels.
> Probably doesn't even exist.
> Easily transparable; has no mass.
> Doesn't even live anywhere.
> Only catchphrase is "OoOoOoOoOowowowowo i am a ghooooost"
> Usually can't even defeat small group of people or some priest boi with crucifix.
THE CHAD ALIEN:
>ALIVE AND WELL
>BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
>SPENDS HIS TIME FLYING AROUND THE UNIVERSE SCREWING WITH REDNECKS
>DOES WHATEVER WEIRD TESTS HE WANTS, NO LOGICAL REASONING NEEDED
>POINT OF DISCUSSIONS FOR THE WORLD'S LEADING ACADEMICS
>PROBABLY DOES ACTUALLY EXIST
>MASS IS DEFINITE YET INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO VIRGIN HUMANITY
>CAN LIVE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME; EVEN GOD CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS EXISTENCE
>WRECKS POWERFUL NATIONS FOR BREAKFAST
>ayy lmao
*Note: Thanks to Mechanized Sloth, picklester & GalaxyBejdyk for these definitions