Furry Scaring Dog - MY EYES

I think the worst I've seen was one with a green base, red face with a green stripe down the nose, a white chest and muzzle, and a neon blue mohawk and eyebrows. And that doesn't even touch the scar over one eye and and the cussin' LOBSTER CLAW TAILTIP with a TONGUE.

I don't know how to score that for special-snowflake-points, but it must be close to a record.