Of all the female characters with a gallery here, of all the ones that make sure Trending images is full of NSFW markers, you expertly avoided the usual waifus, the generic anime tiddy and the one-shot characters that did nothing but show up once in some other work to immediately get all artists working. You dodged them all masterfully and landed your shitty opinion squarely on the one that has an actual fun franchise of games all to herself and is an actual someone rather than just a waifu of the week.
Congrats, dude.

Think I swallowed an entire sharpened anchor in terms of biting the bait but whatever

From the depths of obscurity as a cult classic to becoming an icon to rival even Shovel Knight as the ultimate indie.