This is as magical realm-y as it gets.

"Elf milk regardless of sub-species has several healing properties that helps the body to heal and for human males also can remove erectile dysfunction with regular dosed for 2-3 months, which also can expand the penis by 1-2 inches depending on the individual in in question."

"For female humans the healing properties function the same, however it can also expand the breasts of any human female though it depends on the individual in question."