his whole stance is "With the banning of child labor, companies have just outsourced that work to countries like China that still readily utilize child labor. By bringing it back, we'll improve the American economy by bringing that work back into the States and bring more money to the country." He also says "Since 18 year olds get paid minimum wage, 9 year olds should get paid half that. 4-5 year olds a quarter. Kids don't understand money, so it's fine!"
He also addresses things like "What about school?" with "Well our education system sucks, so fuck it! Forget that shit, just get the kids workin' now so they'll be perfect at their jobs by adulthood rather than fuckin teaching them anything."
Or "What about child safety? with "Well yes, back in the days of child labor kids would lose limbs and get mauled because they were used to crawl into spaces adults couldn't get into to fix things. But today we have robot limbs! Kids love robot shit! Y'all ever watch Fullmetal Alchemist, that's cool! Kids will be jumping into machinery just to get their cool robot arm!"
Never mind the fact that the whole plot of FMA is Edward trying to get rid of his robot limbs in favor of his old body. Or that the answer to child safety should NOT be "Ahh fuck it, they can just get new legs! it's fiiiine"
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