This list is bullshit, and here's why:
1. That goes for a lot of women
2. See above point, just don't stick it in crazy
3. Pythons/boas/some colubrids, problem solved, she could be a legless skink for all I know
4. Wear plate armor when you meet the in-laws
5. Don't have kids, they're a liability anyway
6. Minivan, problem solved
7. People shed hair, and at least some snakes shed in long strips so she can just clean her own mess up
8. Put her ass on top of it, problem solved
9. Yes, that's how women work
10. Get the big seats
11. Don't stick it in religious

The only real downside is that she doesn't have asscheeks and her cunt and bootyhole are in the same opening because she's a snake; and if you're an optimist, that just makes it easier to enter through the trash chute. Checkmate, atheists.

Bruh what school do you go to to get this stupid