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Supposedly a genius, just acts like a goofball idiot. Called "Eggman" because of his egg-shaped death machines. Gets defeated by himself. Truly sinister nihilist who Is undone in of the "Satam" villain. Ridiculous charicature an epic Shakespearean Called "Eggman" Badass hi-tech futurist. wants to see the Played by some guy. showdown with his due to his grotesque world be slowly destroyed. equally evil, conniving nephew. build. Couldn't even Labelled a "psychological tire fire" by the U.S. Army. stop Shadow from Already won; heroes can only metigate the damage. pissing on his wife. Needs the Chaos Emeralds to "Baldy McNosehair" Played by a true Hollywood legend. Played excellently by the iconic Jim Cummings. Might be a genius, accomplish anything Only game is so but is too insane Makes a Truly a genius; acts like a misanthropic idiosynchratic madman. to actually do anything with it. hard most won't even be able to clear the first level. mockery of the work of Rarely ever the "True Bad Guy" Not intimidating in the least the Which is just as well, as the games macabre Can annihiliate you and your family from across the globe in seconds. So exaggerated and flamboyant Satam/Archie team. Has already killed everyone you love, reduced Sonic and friends' living spaces to a tree. imagery and eerie music would've given kids nightmares. he can't even Chaos Emeralds are irrelevant to his schemes. say "Snooping as usual" properly. Has never even The Virign Game Robotnik heard of the Chaos Emeralds. The Chad Movie Robotnik The Thad "Satam" Robotnik The Lad "Adventures of" Robotnik

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Feb 25, 2020 at 12:10AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, sonic the hedgehog, robotnik, eggman, sonic 2020, satam, aosth, adventures of sonic the hedgehog, virgin walk, chad stride, thad, lad

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