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Supposedly a genius, just acts like a goofball idiot. Called "Eggman" because of his egg-shaped death machines. Gets defeated by himself. Truly sinister nihilist who Is undone in of the "Satam" villain. Ridiculous charicature an epic Shakespearean Called "Eggman" Badass hi-tech futurist. wants to see the Played by some guy. showdown with his due to his grotesque world be slowly destroyed. equally evil, conniving nephew. build. Couldn't even Labelled a "psychological tire fire" by the U.S. Army. stop Shadow from Already won; heroes can only metigate the damage. pissing on his wife. Needs the Chaos Emeralds to "Baldy McNosehair" Played by a true Hollywood legend. Played excellently by the iconic Jim Cummings. Might be a genius, accomplish anything Only game is so but is too insane Makes a Truly a genius; acts like a misanthropic idiosynchratic madman. to actually do anything with it. hard most won't even be able to clear the first level. mockery of the work of Rarely ever the "True Bad Guy" Not intimidating in the least the Which is just as well, as the games macabre Can annihiliate you and your family from across the globe in seconds. So exaggerated and flamboyant Satam/Archie team. Has already killed everyone you love, reduced Sonic and friends' living spaces to a tree. imagery and eerie music would've given kids nightmares. he can't even Chaos Emeralds are irrelevant to his schemes. say "Snooping as usual" properly. Has never even The Virign Game Robotnik heard of the Chaos Emeralds. The Chad Movie Robotnik The Thad "Satam" Robotnik The Lad "Adventures of" Robotnik

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Feb 25, 2020 at 12:10AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, sonic the hedgehog, robotnik, eggman, sonic 2020, satam, aosth, adventures of sonic the hedgehog, virgin walk, chad stride, thad, lad

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