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The Onion @TheOnion Theoretical Commodities Trader Explodes Into Flash Of Pure Energy While Attempting To Buy Negative-Priced Oil bit.ly/2XV9gv6 AEM AG BAITH Wednesday Harch 1, 2020 INDU LIM46 NDP 19 2 ARE ASC NYSE -708.60 NYA HYT URL M SPH 300.0 LR SPK 2. DKY 2.0 13459 147 wn THK BAC THG TYH ADELTA CAPL CRO CBZ CCU DRG FISE SOS-214.52 G 2:46 PM · Apr 21, 2020 · Sprout Social 1.6K Retweets 7.6K Likes

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Oil is dirt cheap in USA right now LIVE BREAKING NEWS AMERICA INVADES AMERICA

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($37.63) $5,000 1 @litquidity Supreme

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OIL IS BELOW $0 PER BARREL! … BUT NOT REALLY: TODAY’S PLUNGE EXPLAINED

ALARMING HEADLINE: 6"THE PRICE OF OIL WENT NEGATIVE TODAY!!" LESS ALARMING REALITY: The drop is a technical issue related to a May oil contract expiring tomorrow: Oil storage space is already Crude Oil Futures Quotes View Another Product full and refineries don't Globex want more right now... Hi / Prior Low ...so traders stuck with the oil literally paid to Month Options Charts Last Change Settle Open High Low Volume Limit Updated No 13:26:56 CT MAY 2020 OPT ll -22.23 -40.50 18.27 -18.05 17.85 -22.23 146,860 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 get rid of it. No 13:26:58 CT JUN 2020 OPT 21.01 -4.02 25.03 24.76 24.92 20.80 977,116 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 But after tomorrow, oil is priced at over $20 per barrel, and traders see it increasing as the months go by. No 13:26:58 CT JUL 2020 OPT ll 27.14 -2.28 29.42 29.33 29.41 26.88 222,044 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:58 CT AUG 2020 OPT ll 29.33 -1.87 31.20 31.07 31.24 29.19 81,455 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:58 CT SEP 2020 OPT 30.57 -1.51 32.08 31.90 32.09 30.30 68,872 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:56 CT OCT 2020 OPT al 31.57 -1.14 32.71 32.63 32.74 31.20 31,675 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:58 CT NOV 2020 OPT al 32.43 -0.87 33.30 33.27 33.51 32.16 17,829 Limit/ 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:58 CT DEC 2020 OPT ll 32.98 -0.84 33.82 33.69 34.14 32.83 77,276 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:56 CT JAN 2021 OPT ll 34.38 +0.11 34.27 34.22 34.50 33.40 7,882 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 No 13:26:42 CT FEB 2021 OPT ll 34.64 -0.01 34.65 34.21 34.96 33.87 4,385 Limit / 20 Apr 2020 0.01 Unbiased America

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How it feels to buy oil right now

One barrel of oil please

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Investment

Krishna @Atheist_Krishna Ordered crude oil worth Rs 100 as future investment. #OilCrash 12:55 AM · Apr 21, 2020 - TweetDeck

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Crash

CNBC Now ( CNBC @CNBCnow BREAKING: Crude oil falls 300% to nearly negative $40 per barrel cnb.cx/3cDZj9v WTI CRUDE (MAY) -37.06 -55.33 [-302.85%] . 24-HOUR 40 18.27 CLOSE -20 -40 4/19/20 4/20/20 1A 3A 5A 7A 9A 6P 8P 10P 12P 2P 2:30 PM - Apr 20, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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On a rewatch, I realized JOKER had even more relevant social commentary. Erie how much about today it got right.

Let me get this straight, you think negative oil prices are funny? I do, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

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When you die and your bones take millions of years to be fossils, only to become - 35$ petrol :

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Things you can now buy for a dollar.

Ostap Yarysh @OstapYarysh Things you can now buy for a dollar. #oilprice Traducir Tweet GOYA Chick Peas Garbanzos, IME PREMIU 1:08 p. m. · 20 abr. 2020 · Twitter Web App

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When you have no idea what's going on, but the numbers fit your budget.

The Bird @WordWithBird When you have no idea what's going on, but the numbers fit your budget. #OilPrice Traducir Tweet GGERT Ishould buy a few barrels of oil. 2:13 p. m. - 20 abr. 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Ten barrels of oil please

Imagenes Memeras Ecisatorianas Me da 10 barriles de petróleo CHADON

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When you realise that the barrel costs more than the oil.

Sanyam Baid @Sanyam jain7 When you realise that the barrel costs more than the oil. #OilPrice Traducir Tweet 2:38 p. m. · 20 abr. 2020 · Twitter for Android

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A Netflix subscription is nearly 26 times more expensive than a barrel of oil #OilPrice

jack @imchained2katy A Netflix subscription is nearly 26 times more expensive than a barrel of oil #OilPrice Traducir Tweet $12.99 $ 0.50 NE OIL עחד 2:38 p. m. · 20 abr. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone %24

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2020 Oil Price Crash - YOU FOOL! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE CAPITALIST OORRRDAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

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The Onion @TheOnion Theoretical Commodities Trader Explodes Into Flash Of Pure Energy While Attempting To Buy Negative-Priced Oil bit.ly/2XV9gv6 AEM AG BAITH Wednesday Harch 1, 2020 INDU LIM46 NDP 19 2 ARE ASC NYSE -708.60 NYA HYT URL M SPH 300.0 LR SPK 2. DKY 2.0 13459 147 wn THK BAC THG TYH ADELTA CAPL CRO CBZ CCU DRG FISE SOS-214.52 G 2:46 PM · Apr 21, 2020 · Sprout Social 1.6K Retweets 7.6K Likes

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Nedhitis

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Apr 22, 2020 at 07:38PM EDT

Ah, so The Onion's way of keeping up with reality's sheer absurdity and not collapsing is by outright rejecting reality and tapping onto the powers of surreal humor. I must say, that is quite the advanced business evolution and adaptation.

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Kill Me Please

Kill Me Please

Apr 22, 2020 at 07:45PM EDT in reply to Nedhitis

In b4 even their surreal humor pales in comparison to real life.

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