>Goes to live in the communist utopia
>Expects to own private property

Do these people even know what they're asking for? When the Marxist revolution takes place, all that expensive stuff you worked for and bought with your own money will get redistributed. No more Apple devices and pricey hipster products. That's all bourgeoisie stuff and it's going to get taken from you and handed out to everyone else. It's not your macbook anymore. It's "the people's" macbook.

You made this bed, now get fucked in it.

See they didn't buy their shit with their own money. They used their parents and grandparents money and because of that they don't have any idea the value of private property because they used someone else's money from the get go.