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Authoritarian The elitist Andy Loudwire Cannibal Corpse fan Metal boomer Pantera fan subscriber - Only listens to bands with fewer than 50 fans - Eats unborn babies in his Free time - "Black Sabbath? What are those kids up to today?" drywall with - Uncanny ability to punch through - Unironically worships Corey Taylor - Feels empowered by making fun of other people's musical taste - Listens to the same two Black Sabbath albums on repeat, yet claims to be a "metal nerd" - Edits artists Wikipedia page after each new episode of "Wikipedia: Fact or Fiction" to have only the most accurate information ease - Can sort of understand the lyrics - "You young Folk have it easy. Back in my day, distortions didn't come with the amp. We had to find ways to make it ourselves!" - 20% chance they hate minorities - Will self- destruct if anyone mentions the word "Metallica" within a 10 mile radius of him - Thinks Ozzy Osbourne is the greatest musical mind to ever grace the Earth's surface - C--- blood - Doesn't know how to find music for himself, and relies on a mainstream news site to spoon feed him bands to Listen to - Has 30x the average level of testosterone Unironic The grudge-holder the jokester the Prog-master the Djent God Avenged Sevenfold fan - Owns a full- size John Petrucci body pillow Satanist - "Haha, whales amiright?" - Probably has tattoo sleeves - Believes any commercially SUccessful album implies that the band sold out - Basically a dollar store Pantera fan - "YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF - Thinks that if doesn't have 40 different time signatures, it's сгар - Complex understanding of polyrhythms and atonal harmony - But only a 10% chance they hate minorities - People thought he was joking about becoming a Satanist at First, but boy were they wrong a VARG? HE STABBEDA GUY!" - Stops listening to a band once they release a ballad - Has metal rods surgically implanted in wrists - Natural habitat is the back of a cop car - "Haha, shut up you ELITLIST, amiright guys?" Only listens to songs over 10 minutes Anthrax fan Metal Veteran Steve The infrequent Megadeth fan Metallica fan listener Believes Anthrax is criminally underrated, and won't let - Prefers the older stuff but a lot of the new stufF "ain't bad" - Not a huge metal fan but listens to some songs every now and then that appear on Spotify - Actually likes Metallica as well, despite what the memes may say - Listens to Megadeth from time to time BORN TO - "Metallica? I don't think I know him." anyone hear the end of it FEEL - Spends a majority of his weekends - "It's alright, I'm just not really into the screaming." - Listens to whatever his Friends have to offer - Has listened to the breakdown in Indians approximately 1,408,567 times - Appreciates St. Anger 7. going to concerts Can - Likes a few riffs, doesn't Like the overall aggression of the genre appreciate the artistic effort that - Still waiting for S&M 2 - Nicest guy you'll ever meet was put in to Risk BabyMetal fan Ronnie Chad metal Slipknot fa Five Finger Death Michael centrist Punch fan - A living metal stereotype - "You just can't appreciate good music." - "You just don't like it because you have preconceived ideas about the band" - Just subscribed to r/MetalMemes for the camaraderie and the humor - Appreciates every single genre and subgenre of the metal catalog - Entire personality is being a Slipknot fan - Works our at least six times a day - 30% chance he eats dogs - Drives a Lifted truck 神風 - Knows Metallica and Slipknot, but that's about it - Will actually listen to whatever you send him - Good friends with the Loudwire Subscriber Mainstream Country wasn't "manly" enough for him - Has a similar Singlehandedly keeps hental artists in business upbringing to that of the Joker - Has spent years listening to metal and will never stop Tool fan The woman RATM fan Animals as r/MetalMemes user Rock & Roll Leaders fan outcast - "Вго, yoU ever heard of the Fibonacci Sequence?" - Didn't listen to the lyrics at First, but once he did, he became - Complains about people complaining about metal elitists - Gets marginalized every so often, but her love for the genre outweighs her need for validation from her peers - Can actually pronounce the song titles, a feat in it of itself - No one really knows why he's here politically active - Listens to Tool, and Tool only Brings up political corruption in any conversation whatsoever - Thinks people in the sub should stop using "the same three jokes" over and over again - Likes Godsmack - Still waiting for a new album - Ears have become accustomed to drop D tuning Can down a beer in under Five seconds - 80% chance she skateboards - Dabbles in System of a Down - Listens to Cafo on гереat Daddy the anarchist Nu Metal fan the newbie the Cliff Jeff the salesman mourner - Acquaints himself with - Pretends not to exist, because the wrath of the metal world is too much for him - Gets harassed for Liking FFDP and Korn Pirates YoUTube audio, burns it onto CDs, and sells them to his Friends - Takes the lyrics a bit too literally - Hasn't listened to Metallica since that tragic day in every metal subgenre known to man - Just got into metal last week Wants to live on a secluUded island off the coast of Canada - Likes rap and metal, and doesn't understand why others can't accept it as an authentic metal subgenre LB. - Doesn't know why people get Made eye contact with a girl once - Hasn't paid any taxes since 2004 - Even as an avid Nu Metal fan, he still doesn't like Fred Durst mad at each other for liking different bands - Greasier than the bottom of a KFC bucket - Lars Ulrich's worst nightmare Libertarian Right Left

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!
How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian
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