Notes:

EVERYONE WHO WAS BORN BEFORE THE END OF ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN DECEMBER LIKE WE SHOULD ALL HAVE OUR WAR STORIES AND PRETEND TO BE VETERANS AND TELL OUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS STORIES ABOUT WHEN WE DEFEATED THE ZOMBIES AND WE SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT IN HISTORY TEXTBOOKS AND SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DENY THAT IT EVER HAPPENED JUST HAD THEIR MINDS WIPED BY THE ALIENS meme