I don't think there is anything in the entire universe that you can't turn into a cute anime girl.

Nyarko-San did that with Nyarlathotep, Cthugha and a goddamn Shantak Bird. They also turned Hastur, the King in Yellow, into a trap.

I would use words to explain why, but there are no words that can truly describe the glorious lunacy of that show.

Here's a link to the first episode on Crunchy Roll in case you want to check it out for yourself.

May a present you Mimic girl

Not exactly what you describe but close enough.