Notes:

The process behind this:
Authoritarian Left: "With my mighty intellect, and your vacuous stupidity, we'll be unbeatable!",reference to communism
Authoritarian Right: Do I really need to explain it?
Libertarian Left: Cortex disguised as Coco,reference to transexuals
Lebrtarian Right: Duck Cortex merch,reference to capitalism
Center: Just relaxing,can't find anything with grills.