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: Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)14:31:35 No.62131000 >Be me >15 >My friend group decides we are all gonna take turn giving each other compliments >My turn to compliment one of the girls 68 KB JPG >Can't think of anything to say >"Anon, its your turn" >Panic >Dumbidea.jpg >I say "You have a nice ass" >Everyone starts laughing >mfw she genuinely looks happy to have her ass complimented %3D >Mission succeeded I wish I still had that kind of confidence

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Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.
Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)13:20:47 No.80605653 r/imaginarymaps 3 hr. ago Clothes HangerofLies Map of the USA after losing WWIII [OC] Future PROVINCE OF CASCADIA ANNEXED BY CANADA CANADA CAILFORNIA REPUBLIC GRANTED INDEPENDENCE BY UN CANADIAN OCCUPATION ZONE PROVINCE OF NEW ENGLAND A ANNEXED BY CANADA EUROPEAN NORTH MEXICAN OCCUPATION ZONE OCCUPATION AMERICAN ZONE SECTORS MEXICO 2036 UNITED HAWAIIAN ISLANDS DECLARED INDEPENDENCE 1741801035646021.jpg 113 KB JPG How do american anon's feel knowing this is gonna happen real soon?
Anonymous I don't bloody think Sharia allows it! 8 KB JPG will allah punish me? 03/12/25(Wed)12:49:26 No.80605447 >live in a student dorm with common kitchen >hungry >too lazy to wash my own pan >use muslim friend's pan (which he doesn't mind) >cook pork in it >he will never know
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