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Anonymous 09/27/22(Tue)16:54:10 No. 174774485 F3CD1D93-A058-4AAC-AA25-84B1550E8494.jpg 374 KB JPG >christofuh, some of janice's hippie friends are coming to town in this "mystery machine" and trying to bust our business, i need you to dress up as a monster and scare em out of jersey
Anonymous 09/27/22(Tue)16:54:10 No. 174774485 F3CD1D93-A058-4AAC-AA25-84B1550E8494.jpg 374 KB JPG >christofuh, some of janice's hippie friends are coming to town in this "mystery machine" and trying to bust our business, i need you to dress up as a monster and scare em out of jersey

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anon drinks monster and has gay fantasies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 249 KB PNG 07/16/26(Thu)18:02:02 No.951534161 >be me >be hot day >be max aircon >be look in fridge >can_of_white_Monster.conf >open can >drink white Monster >chmod +x much_better_now.sh >./much_better_now.sh >much better now u gay c--- Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)18:04:57 No.951534200 for me it's the purple Stök ice coffee. got one in the fridge for today/tomorrow, gonna have to get more soon >>951534302 # Anonymous 249 KB PNG Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)18:11:41 No.951534302 >>951534200 # I love white Monster more than life itself 07/16/26(Thu)18:17:53 No.951534387 also I f--- ostriches 249 KB PNG >>951535833 # >>951535971 # Anonymous >>951534387 # 07/16/26(Thu)19:57:24 No.951535833 What does ostrich d--- feel like? >>951536929 # Anonymous >>951534387 # No emus? >>951536929 # 07/16/26(Thu)20:04:47 No.951535971 Anonymous >>951534161 (OP) # 07/16/26(Thu)20:09:55 No.951536063 have you ever seen what happens when you drop a frog into a blender on high speed.frog gravey Anonymous I F--- 07/16/26(Thu)20:50:55 No.951536929 OSTRICHES >>951535971 # >>951535833 # F------ CLOACA 250 KB PNG Anonymous >>951534161 (OP) # >Drink white monster 07/16/26(Thu)21:26:20 No.951537795 Gay fantasies hidden in plain sight >>951538051 # Anonymous 4 STROKES and I PAINTED the CEILING 07/16/26(Thu)21:35:31 No.951538051 >>951537795 # 250 KB PNG
Anonymous 249 KB PNG 07/16/26(Thu)18:02:02 No.951534161 >be me >be hot day >be max aircon >be look in fridge >can_of_white_Monster.conf >open can >drink white Monster >chmod +x much_better_now.sh >./much_better_now.sh >much better now u gay c--- Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)18:04:57 No.951534200 for me it's the purple Stök ice coffee. got one in the fridge for today/tomorrow, gonna have to get more soon >>951534302 # Anonymous 249 KB PNG Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)18:11:41 No.951534302 >>951534200 # I love white Monster more than life itself 07/16/26(Thu)18:17:53 No.951534387 also I f--- ostriches 249 KB PNG >>951535833 # >>951535971 # Anonymous >>951534387 # 07/16/26(Thu)19:57:24 No.951535833 What does ostrich d--- feel like? >>951536929 # Anonymous >>951534387 # No emus? >>951536929 # 07/16/26(Thu)20:04:47 No.951535971 Anonymous >>951534161 (OP) # 07/16/26(Thu)20:09:55 No.951536063 have you ever seen what happens when you drop a frog into a blender on high speed.frog gravey Anonymous I F--- 07/16/26(Thu)20:50:55 No.951536929 OSTRICHES >>951535971 # >>951535833 # F------ CLOACA 250 KB PNG Anonymous >>951534161 (OP) # >Drink white monster 07/16/26(Thu)21:26:20 No.951537795 Gay fantasies hidden in plain sight >>951538051 # Anonymous 4 STROKES and I PAINTED the CEILING 07/16/26(Thu)21:35:31 No.951538051 >>951537795 # 250 KB PNG

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The game was rigged from the start | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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The Defective Executive | /r/Greentext

File: 1784172847791910.jpg (9 KB, 320x180) ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)15:38:47 No.154659655 That man is getting GAPED >>154659840 >>154659985 ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:09:58 No.154659840 >>154659655 (OP) Well let's hope his sphincter recovers! ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:34:33 No.154659985 >>154659655 (OP) This scene and Bob's motivations make a lot more sense when you realize he canonically has a form of spider-sense that basically tells him whenever a violent crime or human suffering in general is happening within a wide radius of him. Man was basically spending years constantly getting flashbanged by "Somebody is being murdered" and wasn't allowed to do anything about it. Tbh if I were him I'd have flipped my s--- and overthrown the government or something years ago. ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:43:20 No. 154660032 ► File: MV5BYjA5NDVhNDUtMmFmMC00Z(...).jpg (103 KB, 1280x528) >We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company- >Is like an enormous c---... >is like an enormous co- yes precisely! It only works if all the little strokes come together. Now, a c--- needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and girthed right. The best cocks have hard movements, strokes that edge, that's m----------- by design! >... >Of course I'm being metaphorical, you know what I mean by cooperative strokes? Bob? >> Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:45:07 No.154660049 ► File: images - 2026-07-16T074432.994.jpg (26 KB, 387x516) >LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M EDGING TO YOU, PARR ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:50:38 No.154660075 >That man out there, he needs help! >Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your c---!
File: 1784172847791910.jpg (9 KB, 320x180) ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)15:38:47 No.154659655 That man is getting GAPED >>154659840 >>154659985 ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:09:58 No.154659840 >>154659655 (OP) Well let's hope his sphincter recovers! ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:34:33 No.154659985 >>154659655 (OP) This scene and Bob's motivations make a lot more sense when you realize he canonically has a form of spider-sense that basically tells him whenever a violent crime or human suffering in general is happening within a wide radius of him. Man was basically spending years constantly getting flashbanged by "Somebody is being murdered" and wasn't allowed to do anything about it. Tbh if I were him I'd have flipped my s--- and overthrown the government or something years ago. ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:43:20 No. 154660032 ► File: MV5BYjA5NDVhNDUtMmFmMC00Z(...).jpg (103 KB, 1280x528) >We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company- >Is like an enormous c---... >is like an enormous co- yes precisely! It only works if all the little strokes come together. Now, a c--- needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and girthed right. The best cocks have hard movements, strokes that edge, that's m----------- by design! >... >Of course I'm being metaphorical, you know what I mean by cooperative strokes? Bob? >> Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:45:07 No.154660049 ► File: images - 2026-07-16T074432.994.jpg (26 KB, 387x516) >LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M EDGING TO YOU, PARR ☐ Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:50:38 No.154660075 >That man out there, he needs help! >Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your c---!

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Anon spergs out in public | /r/Greentext

ESS Anonymous (ID: psMrH3n2) Damaged 398 KB PNG harrassment S 07/14/26(Tue) 07:52:14 No.62479839 >meet pudgy mid-30s guy at crypto conference >tells me he is all-in on LINK >assume he's a /biz/raeli and call him a stinky linkie as a joke >turns out he's not. he gets genuinely offended and contacts the event organizers to try to have me kicked out of there for 07/14/26(Tue) 07:54:20 No.62479851 Anonymous (ID: JV/jm1hE) >>62479839 (OP) # >at crypto conference yeah your fault
ESS Anonymous (ID: psMrH3n2) Damaged 398 KB PNG harrassment S 07/14/26(Tue) 07:52:14 No.62479839 >meet pudgy mid-30s guy at crypto conference >tells me he is all-in on LINK >assume he's a /biz/raeli and call him a stinky linkie as a joke >turns out he's not. he gets genuinely offended and contacts the event organizers to try to have me kicked out of there for 07/14/26(Tue) 07:54:20 No.62479851 Anonymous (ID: JV/jm1hE) >>62479839 (OP) # >at crypto conference yeah your fault

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Anon wants to make fun of hippies | /r/Greentext

CO Anonymous 07/11/26(Sat) 10:40:56 No.221685310 ►>>221685777 >90s and 00s cartoon all made fun of hippies, the old version of woke people >Modern cartoons arent allowed to make fun of woke people in any ways or you'll be cancelled and blacklisted in the industry why is this
CO Anonymous 07/11/26(Sat) 10:40:56 No.221685310 ►>>221685777 >90s and 00s cartoon all made fun of hippies, the old version of woke people >Modern cartoons arent allowed to make fun of woke people in any ways or you'll be cancelled and blacklisted in the industry why is this

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Anon Mom is a Prostitute | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)11:01:32 No.113461163 >Is more expensive by the hour than a high-end prostitute 8 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)11:02:38 No.113461194 >>113461163 (OP) # Knowing your mom, I'm sure you're aware of the usual rates. 792 KB PNG >>113461207 # >>113461343 # >>113461381 # >>113461401 # >>113461429 # >>113461495 # >>113461608 # >>113462489 # >>113462929 # >>113463458 # >>113464673 # >>113464795 # >>113465681 #
Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)11:01:32 No.113461163 >Is more expensive by the hour than a high-end prostitute 8 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)11:02:38 No.113461194 >>113461163 (OP) # Knowing your mom, I'm sure you're aware of the usual rates. 792 KB PNG >>113461207 # >>113461343 # >>113461381 # >>113461401 # >>113461429 # >>113461495 # >>113461608 # >>113462489 # >>113462929 # >>113463458 # >>113464673 # >>113464795 # >>113465681 #

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Anon submission | /r/Greentext

OBSIDIAN™ entertainment 1.15 MB PNG >I'll f------ cancel all our projects! Please! i'll do anything! I'll work on a new Fallout! I will make a f------ New Vegas sequel!
OBSIDIAN™ entertainment 1.15 MB PNG >I'll f------ cancel all our projects! Please! i'll do anything! I'll work on a new Fallout! I will make a f------ New Vegas sequel!

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Anon on Russia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2SJHAFQD) 07/13/26(Mon) 13:05:55 No.538852697 >Claims to protect European Civilisation >99% supporters are African R--- Apes, Indian Poo Golems, Middle Eastern Muzzirats and Tankie Troglodytes who hate Europe and it's Civilisation 119 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: PRXK6J/M >>538852697 (OP) # 07/13/26(Mon)13:06:54 No.538852721 >Claims to protect European Civilisation When did he claim that? Anonymous (ID: y48TPjPR) 07/13/26(Mon)13:13:59 No.538852926 I'm around 20% southern Italian, I'm around 60% Kurd/ Persian AND 15% Moroccan with 1% Arabs and 4% Levantine 54 KB JPG Peace And I support Russia, I have blonde hair as kid who turn dark, probably due to my Italian dna
Anonymous (ID: 2SJHAFQD) 07/13/26(Mon) 13:05:55 No.538852697 >Claims to protect European Civilisation >99% supporters are African R--- Apes, Indian Poo Golems, Middle Eastern Muzzirats and Tankie Troglodytes who hate Europe and it's Civilisation 119 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: PRXK6J/M >>538852697 (OP) # 07/13/26(Mon)13:06:54 No.538852721 >Claims to protect European Civilisation When did he claim that? Anonymous (ID: y48TPjPR) 07/13/26(Mon)13:13:59 No.538852926 I'm around 20% southern Italian, I'm around 60% Kurd/ Persian AND 15% Moroccan with 1% Arabs and 4% Levantine 54 KB JPG Peace And I support Russia, I have blonde hair as kid who turn dark, probably due to my Italian dna

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>Anon bonds over similarities | /r/Greentext

梁 735 KB JPG >be me at 18 years old, just about graduated from HS >I'm the wholesome kid at my high school, everyone thinks I'm homosexual with how I talk >They call me SpongeBob >I don't mind the occasional bullying it never gets too bad >Make friends with a dude who's just like me, people think we're twins, I'll call him Tim >One day this guy named Brad comes up to us, he's a d--- and calls us different slurs thinking we're gay >We don't get that offended but we get a brilliant idea >Brad has to leave class early, he goes to the locker room but Tim and I beat him there >We get in the showers butt ass naked and start washing each other >Brad gets to the shower and witnesses Tim stroking my c--- while Tim and I look him straight in the eyes >Tim says "you're next if you want" in the most fruity voice ever >Brad stands there shocked and walks away >Brad never speaks to us again >Tim and I never touch each other again either 4 years have passed, Tim is getting married this Friday to a girl from our graduating class, I'm his best man.
梁 735 KB JPG >be me at 18 years old, just about graduated from HS >I'm the wholesome kid at my high school, everyone thinks I'm homosexual with how I talk >They call me SpongeBob >I don't mind the occasional bullying it never gets too bad >Make friends with a dude who's just like me, people think we're twins, I'll call him Tim >One day this guy named Brad comes up to us, he's a d--- and calls us different slurs thinking we're gay >We don't get that offended but we get a brilliant idea >Brad has to leave class early, he goes to the locker room but Tim and I beat him there >We get in the showers butt ass naked and start washing each other >Brad gets to the shower and witnesses Tim stroking my c--- while Tim and I look him straight in the eyes >Tim says "you're next if you want" in the most fruity voice ever >Brad stands there shocked and walks away >Brad never speaks to us again >Tim and I never touch each other again either 4 years have passed, Tim is getting married this Friday to a girl from our graduating class, I'm his best man.

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>Anon on millenial | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 55 KB JPG >be me 08/20/25(Wed)09:41:31 No.82245107 >cleaning out grandparents' attic after they pass >find a huge box labeled "fine china" >open it, it's some Royal Doulton set or whatever >looks like it was never used >google the pattern, turns out it was like $500 back in the late 50s >mfw that's over $5,000 in today's money >boomers really spent several months salary on plates you can't even microwave >they used paper plates for cookouts but had a $5k paperweight in the cabinet >and they called millennials dumb with money
Anonymous 55 KB JPG >be me 08/20/25(Wed)09:41:31 No.82245107 >cleaning out grandparents' attic after they pass >find a huge box labeled "fine china" >open it, it's some Royal Doulton set or whatever >looks like it was never used >google the pattern, turns out it was like $500 back in the late 50s >mfw that's over $5,000 in today's money >boomers really spent several months salary on plates you can't even microwave >they used paper plates for cookouts but had a $5k paperweight in the cabinet >and they called millennials dumb with money

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anon reviews The Odyssey | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE ODYSSEY 119 KB JPG 07/15/26(Wed)11:28:43 No.221786648 Was lucky enough to just see it in IMAX. I wonder what other anons' thoughts are on the movie? The bad: >Travis Scott is unnecessary and distracting >Ellen Paige or whatever their new name is isn't convincing at all as a Greek warrior >Some of the dialogue is a bit jarring >Anglos still fear showing sex or even breasts when violence is fine, weird protestant hangover >The jeet actor, whatever his name is, wasn't great >Zendaya is mid as f--- and I don't understand why zoomers love her >Calypso isn't hot at all for a nymph >some of the costumes are really ridiculous >it could've been 20mins shorter The good: >the cinematography is peak >Pattinson steals every scene he's in the man deserves all the praise he's getting >surprisingly, Damon did a good job >the finale doesn't disappoint, I loved the ending shot >the soundtrack works very well, minus the f------ autotune rap during part of the credits TL;DR usual mid casting by Nolan but it's certified kino 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous THE ODYSSEY 119 KB JPG 07/15/26(Wed)11:28:43 No.221786648 Was lucky enough to just see it in IMAX. I wonder what other anons' thoughts are on the movie? The bad: >Travis Scott is unnecessary and distracting >Ellen Paige or whatever their new name is isn't convincing at all as a Greek warrior >Some of the dialogue is a bit jarring >Anglos still fear showing sex or even breasts when violence is fine, weird protestant hangover >The jeet actor, whatever his name is, wasn't great >Zendaya is mid as f--- and I don't understand why zoomers love her >Calypso isn't hot at all for a nymph >some of the costumes are really ridiculous >it could've been 20mins shorter The good: >the cinematography is peak >Pattinson steals every scene he's in the man deserves all the praise he's getting >surprisingly, Damon did a good job >the finale doesn't disappoint, I loved the ending shot >the soundtrack works very well, minus the f------ autotune rap during part of the credits TL;DR usual mid casting by Nolan but it's certified kino 45 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon questions why Irish wasn’t revived | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 308 KB JPG 07/15/26(Wed)14:28:51 No. 18579544 >becomes independent after 121 years of struggle (before the rebellion 1798 the irish only fought for another king in England) >don't restore the Irish language >remain dependent on England for military safety what was the point really?
Anonymous 308 KB JPG 07/15/26(Wed)14:28:51 No. 18579544 >becomes independent after 121 years of struggle (before the rebellion 1798 the irish only fought for another king in England) >don't restore the Irish language >remain dependent on England for military safety what was the point really?

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Real and gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)04:13:36 No.8154040. > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > close video > "don't recommend me this video" 34 KB JPG Anonymous 570 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:19:17 No.81541009 >>81540408 (OP) > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > open their twitter > j-------
Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)04:13:36 No.8154040. > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > close video > "don't recommend me this video" 34 KB JPG Anonymous 570 KB JPG 06/19/25(Thu)06:19:17 No.81541009 >>81540408 (OP) > click on a random video essay > instantly hear lispy t----- voice > open their twitter > j-------

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Anon is a sub | /r/Greentext

>"your gf has u on a leash" yeah and i bark for treats too
>"your gf has u on a leash" yeah and i bark for treats too

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Anon on AI companions and their hypocrisy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZJBtO+Yn) +++ A woman does it: 07/15/26(Wed) 09:05:32 No.53899092 >The Real Allure of an Al Boyfriend >She's In Love With ChatGPT >Inside the growing world of Al boyfriends: Virtual dates, real wedding rings and bizarre fantasies A man does it: >'Obedient, yielding and happy to follow': the troubling rise of Al girlfriends >Uncharted territory: do Al girlfriend apps promote unhealthy expectations for human relationships? >The Dangers of Al-Generated Romance
Anonymous (ID: ZJBtO+Yn) +++ A woman does it: 07/15/26(Wed) 09:05:32 No.53899092 >The Real Allure of an Al Boyfriend >She's In Love With ChatGPT >Inside the growing world of Al boyfriends: Virtual dates, real wedding rings and bizarre fantasies A man does it: >'Obedient, yielding and happy to follow': the troubling rise of Al girlfriends >Uncharted territory: do Al girlfriend apps promote unhealthy expectations for human relationships? >The Dangers of Al-Generated Romance

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