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Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards
Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards

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Anon plays a game disc | /r/Greentext

File: avgncd.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:08:37 No.11595624 ► Playing a disc based game on original hardware: >Look at the back of the disc 50 times to ensure no scratches fingerprints, dust bunnies, liquids, solids, gasses, plasmids, or anything has ever been on the disc >Grab the disc using the micrometers worth of space on the side while fingering it's butthole >carefully put the game into the console with extreme precision so that nothing touches the disc when inserting >Wait half a year for the console to begin reading the disc >No Disc Inserted >Make sure the disc was indeed in the console and no abducted by mischievous elves >If it was in, take out and reinspect for any faults >If a picometer worth of foreign contaminant is discovered on the disc, use a microfiber cloth that nobody casually owns and wipe from the butthole towards the edge in a straight line and not in circles >Reinsert disc >Wait for console to get off it's fat ass and try to read the disc >"No Disc Inserted" >Take disc out and repeat process >"No Disc Inserted" >Take out disc and use alcohol and a Q-t-- to clean the eye of the lazer that reads the disc >Wait 40 years for eye to dry >put disc back in >"No Disc Inserted, F-----" >Take disc out and disassemble the console >Buy a new laser from a random Chinese drop shipper for $22,000 >Use a free weekend to put the new laser in the old console. >Turn on the console and double check your disc hasn't gotten dirty while waiting to be played >Clean disc anyway just to be sure >Put disc in >Pray to Kees Schouhamer Immink and Toshitada Doi that the disc is read this time >"Disc may be dirty or scratched. Please check the manual, dumbass." >Try again in a week. Maybe the console isn't up to it right now. Playing a cartridge based game on original hardware: >Put game in >"Dosen't work" >Shake cartridge a bit >"Game Works, Start playing" F--- CDs, F--- DVDs, F--- GCN, and F--- PS3's that play PS2 games!
File: avgncd.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:08:37 No.11595624 ► Playing a disc based game on original hardware: >Look at the back of the disc 50 times to ensure no scratches fingerprints, dust bunnies, liquids, solids, gasses, plasmids, or anything has ever been on the disc >Grab the disc using the micrometers worth of space on the side while fingering it's butthole >carefully put the game into the console with extreme precision so that nothing touches the disc when inserting >Wait half a year for the console to begin reading the disc >No Disc Inserted >Make sure the disc was indeed in the console and no abducted by mischievous elves >If it was in, take out and reinspect for any faults >If a picometer worth of foreign contaminant is discovered on the disc, use a microfiber cloth that nobody casually owns and wipe from the butthole towards the edge in a straight line and not in circles >Reinsert disc >Wait for console to get off it's fat ass and try to read the disc >"No Disc Inserted" >Take disc out and repeat process >"No Disc Inserted" >Take out disc and use alcohol and a Q-t-- to clean the eye of the lazer that reads the disc >Wait 40 years for eye to dry >put disc back in >"No Disc Inserted, F-----" >Take disc out and disassemble the console >Buy a new laser from a random Chinese drop shipper for $22,000 >Use a free weekend to put the new laser in the old console. >Turn on the console and double check your disc hasn't gotten dirty while waiting to be played >Clean disc anyway just to be sure >Put disc in >Pray to Kees Schouhamer Immink and Toshitada Doi that the disc is read this time >"Disc may be dirty or scratched. Please check the manual, dumbass." >Try again in a week. Maybe the console isn't up to it right now. Playing a cartridge based game on original hardware: >Put game in >"Dosen't work" >Shake cartridge a bit >"Game Works, Start playing" F--- CDs, F--- DVDs, F--- GCN, and F--- PS3's that play PS2 games!

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Anon revisits the Sims | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/25 01:53:17 No. 169768297 SIMS2 The ULTIMATE COLLECTION >sims work a 9-5 job >playing Sims 2 as a kid >copypasting motherlode cheat to make sims rich af >they live the life of wealthy introverts in their castle >playing Sims 2 now >build a minimalist house >befriend neighbors and invite them others >have kids and raise them >and random s--- occassionally like getting abducted by aliens then eating cheesecake so my sim will have alien-human hybrid twins
Anonymous 02/10/25 01:53:17 No. 169768297 SIMS2 The ULTIMATE COLLECTION >sims work a 9-5 job >playing Sims 2 as a kid >copypasting motherlode cheat to make sims rich af >they live the life of wealthy introverts in their castle >playing Sims 2 now >build a minimalist house >befriend neighbors and invite them others >have kids and raise them >and random s--- occassionally like getting abducted by aliens then eating cheesecake so my sim will have alien-human hybrid twins

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Greed and Money | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/24/25(Mon)05:53:37 No.80451294 Attempted bike theft @BANTSLDN ↑ Birmingham 351 KB PNG >Have a car >Use it to your advantage to steal a bike what?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/24/25(Mon)05:53:37 No.80451294 Attempted bike theft @BANTSLDN ↑ Birmingham 351 KB PNG >Have a car >Use it to your advantage to steal a bike what?

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anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 364 KB PNG 02/24/25(Mon)09:14:11 No.80449280 >mfw he pulls out his c--- and it's below 8 inches ugh... 3 Replies Anonymous View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)09:15:16 No.80449287 i'd hope it was more than 8 inches below his head XD Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)09:18:33 No.80449310 nobody in this thread is a female
Anonymous 364 KB PNG 02/24/25(Mon)09:14:11 No.80449280 >mfw he pulls out his c--- and it's below 8 inches ugh... 3 Replies Anonymous View Thread 02/24/25(Mon)09:15:16 No.80449287 i'd hope it was more than 8 inches below his head XD Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)09:18:33 No.80449310 nobody in this thread is a female

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3 years old today | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: w1815013) 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard
Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: w1815013) 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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Play drunk for an actual challenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:01:21 No.703732828 31 KB JPG >change difficulty in a game from normal to hard >enemies become damage sponges that one shot you >change to easy >you one shot enemies How come nobody can do difficulty right?
Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)21:01:21 No.703732828 31 KB JPG >change difficulty in a game from normal to hard >enemies become damage sponges that one shot you >change to easy >you one shot enemies How come nobody can do difficulty right?

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Anon has a bone to pick | /r/Greentext

File: come again.png (227 KB, 568x510) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)10:09:20 No.2034559 >>2034611 which one of you f------ wrote "sneed's feed and seed formerly chucks" in the bathroom of CP 8168
File: come again.png (227 KB, 568x510) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)10:09:20 No.2034559 >>2034611 which one of you f------ wrote "sneed's feed and seed formerly chucks" in the bathroom of CP 8168

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Anon lost the genetic lottery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dicklet general 89 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)07:04:44 No.80438016 >mfw I overhear a woman talking about how a big penis destroyed her >mfw I overhear a woman talk about how a big d--- left her "dickmatized" >mfw I over hear super short and small women laugh about some guy having a small 6 inch d--- >mfw a dumb bitch thinks just because you're tall must have a big d--- >mfw 6'3 with 4.5 inch d--- 22 Replies / 2 Images you View Thread
: Anonymous Dicklet general 89 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)07:04:44 No.80438016 >mfw I overhear a woman talking about how a big penis destroyed her >mfw I overhear a woman talk about how a big d--- left her "dickmatized" >mfw I over hear super short and small women laugh about some guy having a small 6 inch d--- >mfw a dumb bitch thinks just because you're tall must have a big d--- >mfw 6'3 with 4.5 inch d--- 22 Replies / 2 Images you View Thread

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4chan Moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)23:35:24 No.931705497 Why do mfs keep puting a picture of their dog as their pfp on grindr? I don't wanna f--- your dog. 15 KB PNG Anonymous >>931705497 (OP) # I want to f--- their dog Anonymous yeah, I want to f--- their dog too Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)23:35:58 No.931705515 02/23/25(Sun)23:41:29 No.931705742 02/23/25(Sun)23:42:47 No.931705791 they want you to get used to letting their dog watch while you get f-----
Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)23:35:24 No.931705497 Why do mfs keep puting a picture of their dog as their pfp on grindr? I don't wanna f--- your dog. 15 KB PNG Anonymous >>931705497 (OP) # I want to f--- their dog Anonymous yeah, I want to f--- their dog too Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)23:35:58 No.931705515 02/23/25(Sun)23:41:29 No.931705742 02/23/25(Sun)23:42:47 No.931705791 they want you to get used to letting their dog watch while you get f-----

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Italian Women | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: A+szpb21 ) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:44:22 No.498434978 1.24 MB PNG >Be the Prime Minister of Italy >Complain about [Problem] >Proceed to do nothing about it Why are women like this?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: A+szpb21 ) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:44:22 No.498434978 1.24 MB PNG >Be the Prime Minister of Italy >Complain about [Problem] >Proceed to do nothing about it Why are women like this?

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Less than Employed | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hu934Jxz ) Are you happy /pol/? Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:07:19 No.498431216 NBC NEWS •WATCH NOW NBCBLK Much of the Black middle class was built by federal jobs. That may change. For the last several decades, federal jobs helped Black workers find stable work with guardrails to prevent bias, but mass cuts are threatening decades of upward mobility. Anonymous (ID: j+ANY4lu) >>498431216 (OP). Yes 134 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)17:08:28 No.498431312
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hu934Jxz ) Are you happy /pol/? Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:07:19 No.498431216 NBC NEWS •WATCH NOW NBCBLK Much of the Black middle class was built by federal jobs. That may change. For the last several decades, federal jobs helped Black workers find stable work with guardrails to prevent bias, but mass cuts are threatening decades of upward mobility. Anonymous (ID: j+ANY4lu) >>498431216 (OP). Yes 134 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)17:08:28 No.498431312

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When Pigs Fly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: iiSzRvwR) Steve Foreskin @SteveForsi11040 02/23/25(Sun)15:48:32 No.498423182 Missed opportunity. Israel could have done something 100% lethal. But something 100% non-lethal would have been incredibly entertaining. Air drop uncooked slices of bacon. Pig blood mist. Pamphlets with cartoons of Mohammed and beautiful ladies in bikinis or nude. 000 4:39 PM. Feb 23, 2025 893 Views 53 KB PNG How retarded to Zionshits have to be to not realise the similarities between Islam and Judaism? I mean really? This guy is serious by the way. Its like (In the best way I could put it) Fire using Water to fight another Fire.
Anonymous (ID: iiSzRvwR) Steve Foreskin @SteveForsi11040 02/23/25(Sun)15:48:32 No.498423182 Missed opportunity. Israel could have done something 100% lethal. But something 100% non-lethal would have been incredibly entertaining. Air drop uncooked slices of bacon. Pig blood mist. Pamphlets with cartoons of Mohammed and beautiful ladies in bikinis or nude. 000 4:39 PM. Feb 23, 2025 893 Views 53 KB PNG How retarded to Zionshits have to be to not realise the similarities between Islam and Judaism? I mean really? This guy is serious by the way. Its like (In the best way I could put it) Fire using Water to fight another Fire.

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Anon watches Dave Ramsey Show | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: SA6ZwEr1) 02/22/25(Sat)23:49:07 No.59860913 >Hi dave, Im 88, i have $17 million in my IRACISEY retirement account, ive been wanting to SHOW 30 KB JPG get this car ive always wanted, it costs bout $8,000 - can i afford it? >Are you stupid? No you cannot afford it, you'll die poor if you make stupid decisions like that
⠀ Anonymous (ID: SA6ZwEr1) 02/22/25(Sat)23:49:07 No.59860913 >Hi dave, Im 88, i have $17 million in my IRACISEY retirement account, ive been wanting to SHOW 30 KB JPG get this car ive always wanted, it costs bout $8,000 - can i afford it? >Are you stupid? No you cannot afford it, you'll die poor if you make stupid decisions like that

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Anon is definitely a boomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB GIF 02/23/25(Sun)03:52:08 No.80436343 Why are zoomers so immature and retarded compared to every other generation? >retarded dances and trends >dyed hair >tattoos >attention w----- >gamers 38 Replies / 6 Images : Anonymous >>80436343 (OP) # Their parents View Thread 02/23/25(Sun)07:11:28 No.80438098
Anonymous 46 KB GIF 02/23/25(Sun)03:52:08 No.80436343 Why are zoomers so immature and retarded compared to every other generation? >retarded dances and trends >dyed hair >tattoos >attention w----- >gamers 38 Replies / 6 Images : Anonymous >>80436343 (OP) # Their parents View Thread 02/23/25(Sun)07:11:28 No.80438098

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Anon Fails at Potterposting | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:31:20 No.208877655 ►>>208877676 File: 1721852771753053.png (1.39 MB, 1440x728) P 10:52 KUITO NEOING SOW >Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Sneed's F--- and Suck? >Sneed's F--- and Suck? Think you're being funny do you? ☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:32:48 No.208877676 >>208877712 >>208877655 It's called Chuck's F--- and Suck. >> Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:34:59 No.208877712 File: 1722673724062368.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) >>208877676 Wait...you're right
☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:31:20 No.208877655 ►>>208877676 File: 1721852771753053.png (1.39 MB, 1440x728) P 10:52 KUITO NEOING SOW >Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Sneed's F--- and Suck? >Sneed's F--- and Suck? Think you're being funny do you? ☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:32:48 No.208877676 >>208877712 >>208877655 It's called Chuck's F--- and Suck. >> Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:34:59 No.208877712 File: 1722673724062368.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) >>208877676 Wait...you're right

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