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Anon becomes the “Nekkid Nazi” | /r/Greentext

SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid > Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 >>23892988 (OP) 10 out of f------ 10
SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid > Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation. Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 >>23892988 (OP) 10 out of f------ 10

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Anon stinks | /r/Greentext

File: 3.png (446 KB, 974x848) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)19:47:42 No.930421177 [Reply] >>930421733 I don't get why I'm meant to shower every day, I think I smell fine. Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)20:02:10 No.930421733 File: 1561157096760.jpg (171 KB, 785x644) >>930421177 (OP) i think you smell fine too
File: 3.png (446 KB, 974x848) Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)19:47:42 No.930421177 [Reply] >>930421733 I don't get why I'm meant to shower every day, I think I smell fine. Anonymous 01/24/25(Fri)20:02:10 No.930421733 File: 1561157096760.jpg (171 KB, 785x644) >>930421177 (OP) i think you smell fine too

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Bong kino at it's finest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)05:46:25 No.207843977 737F657C-33D1-4325-89FF-9E2CF6C1F63C.jpg 65 KB JPG >"Oi shtupid Americans know nothing about Robbie innit" >make movie about Robbie as monkey singing corny Disney channel music >really bad box office numbers Who's idea was this?
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)05:46:25 No.207843977 737F657C-33D1-4325-89FF-9E2CF6C1F63C.jpg 65 KB JPG >"Oi shtupid Americans know nothing about Robbie innit" >make movie about Robbie as monkey singing corny Disney channel music >really bad box office numbers Who's idea was this?

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Anon’s uncle has a luxury mansion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)21:43:21 No.103912052 326 KB JPG >workers finally finish >uncle has massive luxury mansion house he rents out on airbnb >offers to let me stay there for free if I oversee remodeling works >spend a few weeks drinking beer in hottub >wonder what type of people can afford to rent this place >put spy camara alarm clock in main bedroom >renters start arriving >one couple f--- for hours >the woman loves getting her butthole licked >share video with a few friends >one judas friend puts video on the hamster site for laughs >350k views in a few days and rising >get friend to delete video >video already copied and uploaded by other users The location of the house is obvious from something you can see from the window, and the couple are obviously identifiable. Ive committed a felony haven't I? How can I get out of this?
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)21:43:21 No.103912052 326 KB JPG >workers finally finish >uncle has massive luxury mansion house he rents out on airbnb >offers to let me stay there for free if I oversee remodeling works >spend a few weeks drinking beer in hottub >wonder what type of people can afford to rent this place >put spy camara alarm clock in main bedroom >renters start arriving >one couple f--- for hours >the woman loves getting her butthole licked >share video with a few friends >one judas friend puts video on the hamster site for laughs >350k views in a few days and rising >get friend to delete video >video already copied and uploaded by other users The location of the house is obvious from something you can see from the window, and the couple are obviously identifiable. Ive committed a felony haven't I? How can I get out of this?

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What's wrong with this worm? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qN2erwsm) 01/24/25(Fri)11:24:33 No.495269773 25 KB JPG #FamilyGuy FOX >>495268423 >"Le circumcision is cleaner for le underdeveloped countries with no access to soap and clean water" >*circumcises 30 million African babies* >*circumcision wound gets infected due to no soap or clean water* >*baby dies* The AIDs rate went down because of condom usage, but ((they)) wont tell you that.
Anonymous (ID: qN2erwsm) 01/24/25(Fri)11:24:33 No.495269773 25 KB JPG #FamilyGuy FOX >>495268423 >"Le circumcision is cleaner for le underdeveloped countries with no access to soap and clean water" >*circumcises 30 million African babies* >*circumcision wound gets infected due to no soap or clean water* >*baby dies* The AIDs rate went down because of condom usage, but ((they)) wont tell you that.

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Drill, Baby, Drill! | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DPuRt64B ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/24/25(Fri)07:03:58 No.495252874 230 KB JPG My company depends on German-manufactured microdrills to make our products. Very few manufacturers can compete with them, and none of them are in the US (they're in Switzerland, Japan, etc.) Trump's tariffs are gonna force us to raise our prices which will eventually be passed onto the consumers.... Anonymous (ID: p8DIRmOj ) >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:05:50 No.495252985 >oh no we're going to spend 5 cents more on microdrills we're going to have to raise the price of the product!!!!! 75 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5yh5llww) [+] >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:06:54 No.495253039 How bout I microdrill your ass with my tiny p-----?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DPuRt64B ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/24/25(Fri)07:03:58 No.495252874 230 KB JPG My company depends on German-manufactured microdrills to make our products. Very few manufacturers can compete with them, and none of them are in the US (they're in Switzerland, Japan, etc.) Trump's tariffs are gonna force us to raise our prices which will eventually be passed onto the consumers.... Anonymous (ID: p8DIRmOj ) >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:05:50 No.495252985 >oh no we're going to spend 5 cents more on microdrills we're going to have to raise the price of the product!!!!! 75 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 5yh5llww) [+] >>495252874 (OP) 01/24/25(Fri)07:06:54 No.495253039 How bout I microdrill your ass with my tiny p-----?

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Recent arrival to New York detected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG
Anonymous ++ 01/18/25(Sat) 05:57:02 No.206869661 >Xbox vs Playstation >McDonalds vs Burger King >Pepsi vs Coke >Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts >Adidas vs Nike Why do Americans treat consumption as some sort of war to be won? No it doesn't f------ matter what brand of sugar water you drink. It's all the same s---. No wonder that Americans don't have local businesses when they all run to the same 2 companies for everything 24 KB PNG

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The R Word | /r/Greentext

3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.
3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.

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Blimey, blokey rebel blokes.... | /r/Greentext

File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
File: 1321205442.jpg-(76 KB, 399x300, 1321143811349.jpg) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)12:30:42 No.363205897 >my face when Americans call chips "french fries" >my face when Americans call crisps "chips" >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when Americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger" >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when Americans call forcey fun time "r---" >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie" >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex" >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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More crap, I'm afraid. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?
Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 14:14:17 No.817176079 Quoted By: >>817176124 >>817176178 > On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot View > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger. What's your commute like/b/?

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anon is dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape
Anonymous 69906983 Πριν από 56 λεπ. I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 1,1 MB PNG 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) REPLY Πριν από 55 λεπ that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape

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Anon is a Regular | /r/Greentext

File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING
File: ALLHAILTHEKING.png (973 KB, 1142x1033) Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)20:18:00 No.2733514 ► >be me >strip club regular >get called a "beta cuck" LOL >they pay $100 for a dinner, I pay that much for a beej >really im an alpha chad >really im a sigma steve >arrive at strip club alone sigma style >been charging my chakras all month >that means ive been on nofap for those with the 'tism >yes im a strip club god because I LDK every time >respect to LapDanceKing82, but I today I plan to release my chakras in record time >I AM THE KING.jpg >*girl with a dump truck the size of shaq's flat screen tv walks up to me* >*calls me by my first name cuz im a regular* >"wanna go for a dance" cuz she knows i got sigma stacks of cash >go to the back rooms and the lapdance begins >2 minutes in I hit her with the Sigma Special >release my chakras in my condom that I arrived to the club wearing >audibly moan while I do it >"what just happened" she asks >"what do you mean" *getting nervous* >"something just happened" >"nothing happened!" *sweating profusely* >"so why do you already want to go" >"no reason" >*she starts grabbing my crotch* >im shifting and skeeting tryin to dodge >she searches for my peen harder >*wavedashes* >she yoinks my peen >*discovers my half chub* >*squeezes it hard* >The skibidi sauce starts flowing out my condom >"you're disusting, f--- you" >I pay for the dance plus tip >*leaves* >tfw I AM THE KING

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Anon is le IT | /r/Greentext

4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel
4 KB JPG >be me HVAC student >SolidWorks session and im the only guy with pc knowledge >10 PCs but only 5 got the program, Get idea to help the clueless teacher >Torrent the thing and install it, s--- PCs but it works >exams week, the NPCs i study with dont even know how to create a new project and endup screwing the settings >Teacher calls me to fix the mess so he can continue doing the tests >Regedit.exe >get setting to default and mfkr is happy >get a 19/20 mark and says i dont have to take the exam Mfw picrel

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Anon watches Nosferatu | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:55 No.208095379 OBE8E6F8-C4EE-4E44-9ED8-3B56604F5EDC.jpg 70 KB JPG >AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AND THE ONLY CURE IS C---! Do women really? Stop casting this 5-head nepo-baby >when the midwit redditor reads criticism
: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:55 No.208095379 OBE8E6F8-C4EE-4E44-9ED8-3B56604F5EDC.jpg 70 KB JPG >AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AND THE ONLY CURE IS C---! Do women really? Stop casting this 5-head nepo-baby >when the midwit redditor reads criticism

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Anon Likes Hogwarts Legacy | /r/Greentext

File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE
File: House.jpg (267 KB, 964x543) THE SORTING CEREMONY The Sorting Hat will take your choice into account when sorting into your house. J H Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:56:01 No.700636898 >>700636958 >>700637023 >>700637072 >>700637097 >>700637409 >>700637459 >>700637468 >>700637527 >>700637554 >>700637635 >>700637787 >>700637796 >>700637819 >>700637931 >>700638895 >>700638936 >>700638983 >>700639868 >>700642441 >>700643113 >>700645340 >>700645581 >>700645946 >>700646224 >>700646267 >>700653018 >>700653424 >>700655903 >>700656125 >>700656295 >>700656483 >>700659260 >>700659721 >>700662160 >>700662559 >>700664150 >>700664627 >>700665368 >>700667748 >>700667910 >>700668178 >>700668369 >>700669785 >>700671925 >>700672205 >>700672226 >>700673257 >>700673662 >>700673690 >>700673750 >>700673850 >>700673880 >>700674367 >>700675229 >>700676176 >>700676307 >>700679452 >>700679652 >>700682378>>700682869 >>700687468 >>700687542 >>700689362 >>700690442 >>700690456 >>700691027 >>700695581 >>700695716 >>700695749 >>700696752 >>700696767 >>700696775 >>700696815 >>700705101 >>700706090 >>700706689 >>700711496 >>700711525 >>700714219 >>700715350 >>700718526 >>700719415 >>700720664 >>700722601 >>700722631 What house did you pick Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:57:51 No.700636958 >>700637370 >>700648074 >>700651896 >>700675148 >>700675364 >>>700689078 >>700636898 (OP) The best house. Ravenloft. Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:00:37 No.700637065 >>700637354 >>700672040 >>700681694 >>700700089 >>700706765 >picking your house >not the hat picking it for you not real harry potter Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:06:50 No.700637312 >>700713835 >pick house >browse common room >hardly anything is interactable >messages from teachers/friends are just video calls, your owl doesn't even bring them >the mc has zero back story or even parents so you can't even get howlers >eventually even getting sorted doesn't matter in the slightest what a huge disappointment >> Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:30:08 No.700646169 >MALE

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>> Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:52:06 No. 147234608 >>147234639 The Funniest part about Drawn together is that the Indian jokes are in complete good taste and the worst they go is that "these people are very nice and welcoming to a fault" https://youtu.be/Or-3CJz4pmk?si=FoCtCUr4x0qDA6ic [Embed] Its even funnier when nothingburger activists decided that was too offensive a stereotype leaving every one to throw that clean wholesome perception out the window and with that gone brought the barbaric s--- fetishist stereotype to the forefront of everyones attention. Like there's a joke with an Indian pizza guy and spanky takes a s--- on the pizza and he just is grossed out. Apu and Nigerian scammers literally carried the back of Indians for the 2000s. Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:56:08 No.147234639 >>147234608 (OP) # Apu was to desis as Speedy Gonzales was to Latinos. Realistic, relatable, and not racist. Then a one-trick comedian no one has heard from before or since pulls the race card and tries to equate Apu to a minstrel show. F--- that guy and f--- the Simpsons.
>> Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:52:06 No. 147234608 >>147234639 The Funniest part about Drawn together is that the Indian jokes are in complete good taste and the worst they go is that "these people are very nice and welcoming to a fault" https://youtu.be/Or-3CJz4pmk?si=FoCtCUr4x0qDA6ic [Embed] Its even funnier when nothingburger activists decided that was too offensive a stereotype leaving every one to throw that clean wholesome perception out the window and with that gone brought the barbaric s--- fetishist stereotype to the forefront of everyones attention. Like there's a joke with an Indian pizza guy and spanky takes a s--- on the pizza and he just is grossed out. Apu and Nigerian scammers literally carried the back of Indians for the 2000s. Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)22:56:08 No.147234639 >>147234608 (OP) # Apu was to desis as Speedy Gonzales was to Latinos. Realistic, relatable, and not racist. Then a one-trick comedian no one has heard from before or since pulls the race card and tries to equate Apu to a minstrel show. F--- that guy and f--- the Simpsons.

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The world is a toilet to grandma. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous my nan s---- everywhere 265 KB PNG 01/23/25(Thu)17:50:05 No.80149487 recently my family moved into my nans house due to financial struggles >leaves an unflushed logs, often no paper on top, so she doesnt even wipe her ass?? >gets s--- on the actual TP roll, down the side so the entire roll is ruined >s--- all over seat, the flush buttons, handrails and doorknobs how do you even s--- on your hands? is she grabbing a log out of her diaper? >have seen her s---, not wash hands, then immedielty go into the fridge and pantry >when she does wash hands she leaves s--- all over the soap and sink >s---- in the shower and just leaves it on the floor >leaves piss from her room all the way to the toilet like a f------ snail trail >entire house smells like piss because of her dirty laundry basket this kind innocent woman i loved and respected has turned into a s--- smearing goblin we are moving out soon and putting her in a home, these last few months have been utterly disgusting 5 Replies View Thread

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also goes for the namibian baking forums in general | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake

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Night of the long executive orders | /r/Greentext

WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933
WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933

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Anon gets their dna tested | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there
44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there

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