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Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/18 (Sat)21:27:36 No. 100885723 ≥100085833 >>100887130 >>100890207100592860>>100903714 >>100907187 File: Angelamon.png (174 KB, 476x334) ANGELA ANACONDA DIGIVOLVE TO ANGELAMON Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)19:55:16 No. 100907187 >>100907497 >>100907802 >>100908080 >>100885723 This short caused my parent's divorce Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)20:51:57 No. 100908080 >>100907187 Ok you have my attention. How? Anonymous 06/04/18(Mon)00:17:14 No. 100910965 >>100907497 >>100907802 >>100908080 >Didn't know at the time that parents relationship was rocky >1 beg to go see Digimon movie >>100910965 >Parents agree but I don't realize it's for them to spend some time together as well >Get to theater and excited about Digimon flick >Can even afford popcorn and drinks >Parents look happy >Angela Anaconda short comes on >Parents also dont speak very good English >My lil boy mind can't comprehend all the f--- going on >Parents are utterly confused by this Canadian f--- running around in a Digimon suit >I start crying and they pull me out of the theater >Mom and Dad start blaming each other for going to the wrong film >Dad throws away the popcorn Mom wanted >Lots of arguing and I'm still crying >Get out to parking lot and drive off in a rush >Get into an accident in parking lot >Dad moves out a month later F------ bitch of a w---- Angela Anaconda ruined my life
Anonymous 06/02/18 (Sat)21:27:36 No. 100885723 ≥100085833 >>100887130 >>100890207100592860>>100903714 >>100907187 File: Angelamon.png (174 KB, 476x334) ANGELA ANACONDA DIGIVOLVE TO ANGELAMON Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)19:55:16 No. 100907187 >>100907497 >>100907802 >>100908080 >>100885723 This short caused my parent's divorce Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)20:51:57 No. 100908080 >>100907187 Ok you have my attention. How? Anonymous 06/04/18(Mon)00:17:14 No. 100910965 >>100907497 >>100907802 >>100908080 >Didn't know at the time that parents relationship was rocky >1 beg to go see Digimon movie >>100910965 >Parents agree but I don't realize it's for them to spend some time together as well >Get to theater and excited about Digimon flick >Can even afford popcorn and drinks >Parents look happy >Angela Anaconda short comes on >Parents also dont speak very good English >My lil boy mind can't comprehend all the f--- going on >Parents are utterly confused by this Canadian f--- running around in a Digimon suit >I start crying and they pull me out of the theater >Mom and Dad start blaming each other for going to the wrong film >Dad throws away the popcorn Mom wanted >Lots of arguing and I'm still crying >Get out to parking lot and drive off in a rush >Get into an accident in parking lot >Dad moves out a month later F------ bitch of a w---- Angela Anaconda ruined my life

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In this timeline, she owns guns for fun. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed)17:14:12 No.85268130 ALL PAY FALTER KIST theendi GAME CERD CNEXXC Axis Allies sonichad.png 1.99 MB PNG >Dude, I had the weirdest dream. You made an electric hedgehog Pokemon called Sonichu, got banned from GameStop over a 'love quest,' and ended up f------ your mom. > Jesus, what kind of meds were you on? > No idea. Anyways, I gotta cancel tonight's Pokemon tournament. Megan wants to go out for dinner. Anonymous >>85268130 (OP) # 08/05/26 (Wed)17:55:30 No.85268445 2004 was the best year, everything went downhill after
Anonymous 08/05/26 (Wed)17:14:12 No.85268130 ALL PAY FALTER KIST theendi GAME CERD CNEXXC Axis Allies sonichad.png 1.99 MB PNG >Dude, I had the weirdest dream. You made an electric hedgehog Pokemon called Sonichu, got banned from GameStop over a 'love quest,' and ended up f------ your mom. > Jesus, what kind of meds were you on? > No idea. Anyways, I gotta cancel tonight's Pokemon tournament. Megan wants to go out for dinner. Anonymous >>85268130 (OP) # 08/05/26 (Wed)17:55:30 No.85268445 2004 was the best year, everything went downhill after

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be the only black guy! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh
Anonymous 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh

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Anon watches Crayon Shin-Chan | /r/Greentext

File: Saar-chan.png (1.43 MB, 1920x1080) INDIAN ARTIQUE STORE CH My whole feet are covered in poop Crayon Shin-Chan Anonymous 07/21/26(Tue)09:09:37 No.289524172 >Goes to India >One of the first joke they did is character stepping on s--- What did they mean by this? >>289524203 >>289524341
File: Saar-chan.png (1.43 MB, 1920x1080) INDIAN ARTIQUE STORE CH My whole feet are covered in poop Crayon Shin-Chan Anonymous 07/21/26(Tue)09:09:37 No.289524172 >Goes to India >One of the first joke they did is character stepping on s--- What did they mean by this? >>289524203 >>289524341

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SERBIIIAAA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 131 KB JPG Anonymous >>18618172 (OP) # Dammit Serbia Anonymous >>18618172 (OP) # Weakest serbian 08/05/26(Wed)07:32:37 No.18618172 >responsible for more deaths than Hitler, Stalin and Mao 08/05/26(Wed)11:21:51 No.18618538 08/05/26(Wed)11:57:43 No. 18618588
Anonymous 131 KB JPG Anonymous >>18618172 (OP) # Dammit Serbia Anonymous >>18618172 (OP) # Weakest serbian 08/05/26(Wed)07:32:37 No.18618172 >responsible for more deaths than Hitler, Stalin and Mao 08/05/26(Wed)11:21:51 No.18618538 08/05/26(Wed)11:57:43 No. 18618588

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Anon's got a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I made it guys, I'm a complete(...) 187 KB JPG 08/20/22(Sat) 17:53:56 No.2444003 >employer provided housing >alone 24/7 >job consists of just being here, holding down the fort >no idea how the f--- I got the job, took 3 interviews >job listing was shady af >no rent, utilities, saving a ton on gas >paychecks mailed >no schedule or reporting in besides once a week email >boss is some rich mofo I haven't seen in months >he pays for whatever tools and stuff I say I need for work or living >location consists of several acres of hilly forest terrain, a few mysteriously furnished but otherwise empty houses, a few old decaying structures, and some kind of community room >probably some kind of cult location... nice >can do anything I want anywhere at any time, hue
Anonymous I made it guys, I'm a complete(...) 187 KB JPG 08/20/22(Sat) 17:53:56 No.2444003 >employer provided housing >alone 24/7 >job consists of just being here, holding down the fort >no idea how the f--- I got the job, took 3 interviews >job listing was shady af >no rent, utilities, saving a ton on gas >paychecks mailed >no schedule or reporting in besides once a week email >boss is some rich mofo I haven't seen in months >he pays for whatever tools and stuff I say I need for work or living >location consists of several acres of hilly forest terrain, a few mysteriously furnished but otherwise empty houses, a few old decaying structures, and some kind of community room >probably some kind of cult location... nice >can do anything I want anywhere at any time, hue

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Anon on redditors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 856 KB PNG 07/28/25(Mon) 10:11:36 No.81993082 >be me >drop a well thought out post with actual substance >logic, nuance, new perspective >some redditor replies >"umm actually it's effect not affect" >adds nothing >gets 30k upvotes, gold, wholesome award >"thanks for the awards kind stranger :)" >my post gets ignored >top comment is grammar autism Reddit is a daycare for pedantic midwits chasing good goy points
Anonymous 856 KB PNG 07/28/25(Mon) 10:11:36 No.81993082 >be me >drop a well thought out post with actual substance >logic, nuance, new perspective >some redditor replies >"umm actually it's effect not affect" >adds nothing >gets 30k upvotes, gold, wholesome award >"thanks for the awards kind stranger :)" >my post gets ignored >top comment is grammar autism Reddit is a daycare for pedantic midwits chasing good goy points

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Anon tries Scientific Method | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)14:36:16 No.2904482 >dad is shaving >'don't touch it anon, it is sharp, you will cut your finger' >dad leaves >is it true? must test hypothesis. >climb onto counter, test razor with finger >cut finger, ow f--- >hypothesis confirmed >one must suffer in pursuit of science
Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)14:36:16 No.2904482 >dad is shaving >'don't touch it anon, it is sharp, you will cut your finger' >dad leaves >is it true? must test hypothesis. >climb onto counter, test razor with finger >cut finger, ow f--- >hypothesis confirmed >one must suffer in pursuit of science

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Anon gets inked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A tattoo should command respec(...) 08/04/26(Tue)20:12:39 No.85261363 A tattoo willingly paid for and preformed by an artist >expensive, thereby making it a status symbol. >permanent, thereby showing a lasting commitment. >often shows one's values 52 KB JPG >can mark milestones in a person's life. >tie a person to a culture >grieve or show solidarity with lost loved ones. >build comradery with a government sponsored or non government sponsored gang. >or it could simply be cool art for art's sack. Which is also a value of sorts. >all of which is shown to you on the person's skin, thereby making it the most straightforward form of honesty. Furthermore, it is the least debilitating of all common aesthetic body modifications. >piercings set off metal detectors and create easily body parts to pull. >breast implants create a solid mass that must be carried by the chest. >leg lengthing surgery prevents you from walking normally. To assume one to be stupid or violent because any tattoo exist on their skin is retarded.
Anonymous A tattoo should command respec(...) 08/04/26(Tue)20:12:39 No.85261363 A tattoo willingly paid for and preformed by an artist >expensive, thereby making it a status symbol. >permanent, thereby showing a lasting commitment. >often shows one's values 52 KB JPG >can mark milestones in a person's life. >tie a person to a culture >grieve or show solidarity with lost loved ones. >build comradery with a government sponsored or non government sponsored gang. >or it could simply be cool art for art's sack. Which is also a value of sorts. >all of which is shown to you on the person's skin, thereby making it the most straightforward form of honesty. Furthermore, it is the least debilitating of all common aesthetic body modifications. >piercings set off metal detectors and create easily body parts to pull. >breast implants create a solid mass that must be carried by the chest. >leg lengthing surgery prevents you from walking normally. To assume one to be stupid or violent because any tattoo exist on their skin is retarded.

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anon gets jammed | /r/Greentext

It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico 5002 010 New bombshell reporting by Wired reveals an incident in which the testing of an experimental GPS jammer resulted in a medical plane crashing into the side of a mountain. Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)18:48:29 No.65395739 >OH NO HOW DO FLY PLANE WITHOUT COMPOOTER? >MTN 12 OCLOCK LEVEL SHOULD I CHANGE COURSE??
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico 5002 010 New bombshell reporting by Wired reveals an incident in which the testing of an experimental GPS jammer resulted in a medical plane crashing into the side of a mountain. Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)18:48:29 No.65395739 >OH NO HOW DO FLY PLANE WITHOUT COMPOOTER? >MTN 12 OCLOCK LEVEL SHOULD I CHANGE COURSE??

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China is taking a steam approach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SPNOX80B 34 KB JPG policies 10/22/25(Wed)21:41:01 No.519574684 >Charlie Kirk dead >Half of the US is in recession >Food stamps running out >Ukraine still losing despite US support, Putin cancels all meetings with Trump >Trump rolling back tariffs on China >Millei's libertarian regime is collapsing from its economic >Gaza ceasefire completely collapsed >NASA is being dismantled >Taiwan secession is never happening >US debt exploding How does he keep winning despite doing nothing?
Anonymous (ID: SPNOX80B 34 KB JPG policies 10/22/25(Wed)21:41:01 No.519574684 >Charlie Kirk dead >Half of the US is in recession >Food stamps running out >Ukraine still losing despite US support, Putin cancels all meetings with Trump >Trump rolling back tariffs on China >Millei's libertarian regime is collapsing from its economic >Gaza ceasefire completely collapsed >NASA is being dismantled >Taiwan secession is never happening >US debt exploding How does he keep winning despite doing nothing?

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Anon works at subway | /r/Greentext

SUB SUB 68 KB JPG >be me >wagefag at subway >eatfresh.wav >really tiny guy comes in and is barely big enough to see over the counter >orders footlong meatball >loads of extras, loads of salad, loads of sauce >do my best to make a stable and sandwich but it takes me ages >absolute work of f------ art >monstersandwich.bmp >pays close to double the usual cost of most expensive sandwich due to all the extras >proceeds to eat less than 6" and looks to be packing up >dude legit takes over half my masterpiece and throws it in the bin >what the actual f---?
SUB SUB 68 KB JPG >be me >wagefag at subway >eatfresh.wav >really tiny guy comes in and is barely big enough to see over the counter >orders footlong meatball >loads of extras, loads of salad, loads of sauce >do my best to make a stable and sandwich but it takes me ages >absolute work of f------ art >monstersandwich.bmp >pays close to double the usual cost of most expensive sandwich due to all the extras >proceeds to eat less than 6" and looks to be packing up >dude legit takes over half my masterpiece and throws it in the bin >what the actual f---?

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anon can’t afford the rent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 224 KB PNG 09/08/23(Fri)20:07:16 No.905744511 >be me almost 30 >had to move out of my apartment due to the insane rent increase >been sleeping in my car for months >I make a pretty decent wage but it still can't match the insane rent prices in my country >constant influx of immigrants with no signs of stopping >immigrants live here tax free and are given money by the government >prime minister says he's going to double immigration in the next few years to help with the housing crisis??? Am I missing something?
Anonymous 224 KB PNG 09/08/23(Fri)20:07:16 No.905744511 >be me almost 30 >had to move out of my apartment due to the insane rent increase >been sleeping in my car for months >I make a pretty decent wage but it still can't match the insane rent prices in my country >constant influx of immigrants with no signs of stopping >immigrants live here tax free and are given money by the government >prime minister says he's going to double immigration in the next few years to help with the housing crisis??? Am I missing something?

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Knock Knock (2015) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/26(Wed)03:07:51 No.222134770 >DON'T DO IT knockknock.png 150 KB PNG >THINK OF THE AGE GAP >WHAT WOULD WE EVEN TALK ABOUT
Anonymous 07/29/26(Wed)03:07:51 No.222134770 >DON'T DO IT knockknock.png 150 KB PNG >THINK OF THE AGE GAP >WHAT WOULD WE EVEN TALK ABOUT

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anon writes an episode of It's Always Sunny | /r/Greentext

All seasons stream on Hulu Anonymous 60 KB JPG 08/03/26(Mon)15:33:35 No.222283005 >Not so fast, Charlie. You heard Mac. We've got schemes to run, Charlie. Just you and me, and sometimes Mac and sometimes Frank, but never your mother. You want to know why, Charlie? Because she crossed me. >And it gets darker, Charlie. Welcome to the darkest year of Paddy's Pub. >First thing that's different: no more Bonnie, Charlie. She threatened to ruin the system, she threatened to clutter the apartment with her obsessive-compulsive nonsense, so I made her and her weird little habits go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto apex predator of this show, and of your entire goddamn family! Mac wouldn't have accepted me back if I didn't bring the supplies, so now you know the real reason I saved your pathetic little life today. >Oh, I just took over the Gang, Charlie! And if you tell Mac or Frank I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I am a god! A golden god! >And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Charlie, forever! And I'll... I'll go out and I'll secure total, absolute compliance through the implication, Charlie! >Because that's... that's what this is all about! >That's my white whale! I'm not driven by validating my ego, Charlie! That was fake! I-I-I'm driven by perfecting the implication! I want that pristine, high- stakes psychological leverage, Charlie! That's my ultimate arc! >If it takes nine seasons, I want my implication! The open ocean, the lack of options, the pure terror, Charlie! That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end! Seasonnine more seasons, Charlie! Nine more seasons until I master the implication! >For 97 more years. Charlie! I want the implication.
All seasons stream on Hulu Anonymous 60 KB JPG 08/03/26(Mon)15:33:35 No.222283005 >Not so fast, Charlie. You heard Mac. We've got schemes to run, Charlie. Just you and me, and sometimes Mac and sometimes Frank, but never your mother. You want to know why, Charlie? Because she crossed me. >And it gets darker, Charlie. Welcome to the darkest year of Paddy's Pub. >First thing that's different: no more Bonnie, Charlie. She threatened to ruin the system, she threatened to clutter the apartment with her obsessive-compulsive nonsense, so I made her and her weird little habits go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto apex predator of this show, and of your entire goddamn family! Mac wouldn't have accepted me back if I didn't bring the supplies, so now you know the real reason I saved your pathetic little life today. >Oh, I just took over the Gang, Charlie! And if you tell Mac or Frank I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I am a god! A golden god! >And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Charlie, forever! And I'll... I'll go out and I'll secure total, absolute compliance through the implication, Charlie! >Because that's... that's what this is all about! >That's my white whale! I'm not driven by validating my ego, Charlie! That was fake! I-I-I'm driven by perfecting the implication! I want that pristine, high- stakes psychological leverage, Charlie! That's my ultimate arc! >If it takes nine seasons, I want my implication! The open ocean, the lack of options, the pure terror, Charlie! That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end! Seasonnine more seasons, Charlie! Nine more seasons until I master the implication! >For 97 more years. Charlie! I want the implication.

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Anon liked action figures | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
Anonymous 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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