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Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life
Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)22:17:54 No.855863221 >finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign >fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg > my wife runs out in a panic >she looks up at the sign and looks back at me >she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I s-- as I put the barrel in my mouth > God Bless America
Anonymous 39 KB JPG 06/01/21(Tue)22:17:54 No.855863221 >finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign >fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg > my wife runs out in a panic >she looks up at the sign and looks back at me >she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I s-- as I put the barrel in my mouth > God Bless America

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File 1261960056.jpg-(46 KB, 500x460) Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:27 No.7310179 [Reply] I'm sorry, what is this board about? What are traditional games? Not a troll, though - I'm simply curious. I'm not sure if it's safe to make any assumptions, but... is /tg/ about games like Dungeons & Dragons? Or Warhammer? The ones, that have maps, rulebooks, bunch of dice and small figurines? If yes, you guys are cool. If no, please enlighten me. 18 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:44 No.7310348 >>7310207 Earl Grey doesn't fit in with Darjeeling. Darjeeling is a variety of black tea from India, whereas Earl Grey refers to any tea flavored with bergamot oil. Both are, of course, quite good, but rather different. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:49 No.7310403 >>7310348 Yes, I am aware how different they are, and that Earl Grey is more of a category or style than a specific strain. Your point? Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:50 No.7310416 >>7310403 You classified Darjeeling and Earl Grey as two varieties of Indian tea. That's not, on the whole, correct.
File 1261960056.jpg-(46 KB, 500x460) Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:27 No.7310179 [Reply] I'm sorry, what is this board about? What are traditional games? Not a troll, though - I'm simply curious. I'm not sure if it's safe to make any assumptions, but... is /tg/ about games like Dungeons & Dragons? Or Warhammer? The ones, that have maps, rulebooks, bunch of dice and small figurines? If yes, you guys are cool. If no, please enlighten me. 18 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:44 No.7310348 >>7310207 Earl Grey doesn't fit in with Darjeeling. Darjeeling is a variety of black tea from India, whereas Earl Grey refers to any tea flavored with bergamot oil. Both are, of course, quite good, but rather different. Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:49 No.7310403 >>7310348 Yes, I am aware how different they are, and that Earl Grey is more of a category or style than a specific strain. Your point? Anonymous 12/27/09(Sun)19:50 No.7310416 >>7310403 You classified Darjeeling and Earl Grey as two varieties of Indian tea. That's not, on the whole, correct.

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated
Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

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Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"
Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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>last day of school, thank god >sit in the park to find peace >be me >be 15 >fattest kid in high school >tortured constantly by assholes >i know i can lose weight, i just don't try >worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny p------------ >let's just call him d------ >there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper >i have a moment of absolute piece "Hey, Anon" >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg >the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice. >think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles "Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it." >a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still f------ hurts >i don't respond "What the f--- is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass." >uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section "And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty." >he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in >whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg "Hey!" >i hear a new voice. >it's the old man a few benches down. >d------ looks over "What do you want, gramps? >the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying: "I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you." "Why not?" "Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's d----, you should realize you have a weight problem, too." >mfw i hear this glorious insult. >there's more, continue? leaving >>552226064 (OP) >all right, so d------ and his friends just freeze >instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed. that their leader was told by an old man. >i look at the old man >he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are >just before they round the corner, he yells: "I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!" >there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning >ilostmyshit.jpg >they stopped for one second >the best comeback they had was yelling: "F--- YOU!" >they shouldn't have said that >the old man countered it perfectly "F--- ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little o--- later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?" >here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my s--- because of this old man's insults >he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me >we begin to chat >the entire street block is staring at us >we don't give a s--- >Thanks man. Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved. >What's your name? Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours? >Anon. Pleased to meet you, Anon. >You as well, Frank. >Frank pauses for a moment >he then turns to me and asks: Have you ever done anything to deserve the b------- he just gave you? >No. I'm just overweight, so he targets me. A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them? You have to show him that you mean business. >i have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me trying to fight him >i lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school >No, no, I'd... I'd rather not, I'll just ignore him until he quits. B-------! >Frank stabs his cane down How do get rid of cancer? >You fight it? Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won't bother you. >What does cancer have to so with any of this? That skinny little s---? He is cancer. He sees someone who won't fight back, he sees someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he's a minor headache. >"minor headache" You have two choices. Let him f--- with your life, or beat the s--- out of him. I see him come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to f--- him up. >no, this guy is f------ insane >I'm sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation. >he looks me in the eye You'll see, Anon. >i go home, meet my dad >really good guy, and practically all i have left >my mother didn't... exactly want me >she just up and left around a month after my birth >i've never even met her >at least my dad gave a s--- about his responsibilities Hey, Anon, you happy school is out? >hellyesiam.jpg >dad's watching a baseball game >i sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him You know, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games. >But we'd get even fatter. Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World. >fuckinglovemyoldman.jpg >game is over, i go to bed >i wake up, first day of summer, hell yes. >go downstairs to kitchen >dad's at the fridge >he takes out an almost empty jug of milk "Well, s---." >he looks at me "Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I've gotta get to work and I don't have time for shopping on the way." >idon'treallymind.jpg >he gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out >buy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug >see Frank sitting across on his usual bench >whythehellnot.jpg >i walk up and say hi Hello, Anon, how are you doing today? >Fine. What's in the bags? >Milk, dad asked me to get some. Responsible. You're a good kid. >i was just about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it >d------ and friends >that f------ f----- "What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave?" >his friends acted like it was the best insult ever >easilyimpressedidiots.jpg >fred pipes up "Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your d---- hanging out." >OH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME. "They hang out because their longer old man." "The only thing long about you is your a--- passage, so you can fit whatever size d--- you want in there." >d------ swings at Frank >FRANK F------ STOPS HIS FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY F------ HAND AND WONT LET GO >he looks at me and says one word "Milk" >he then looks at the milk jug and nods >he wants me to hit this f----- with the milk >don't think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the f-----'s head >MILK F------ EVERYWHERE >we have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but d------ is soaked >istillcantbelivethisshitactuallyhappened.jpg >d------ is white as a ghost now "WHAT THE F---?" >Frank looks up at him and his friends >he gives them the coldest stare i have ever seen and says: "Got milk?" >heactuallyfuckingsaidthat.jpg "Get out of here, go f--- each other or something." >They run, the actually f------ RUN >i sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy >he reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it's way there >he puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it >smacking his lips, he says: Hmmm... tastes like soaked f-----. >we f------ lose it >Frank gives me money to buy another jug of milk >i go home >d------ never bothers me again >frank and I are best friends >dad never knows about what happened ... >it ain't over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story >and a whole lotta more Franklin >y'all ready for this s---? >so i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time >i come home and tell dad i made a friend who'll be coming over in the next few days >dad is... surprisingly cool with this >3 days later, Frank is there >>we sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night >Frank says to dad: Did you know your son was being bullied? >dad freezes No, I didn't, Anon, why didn't you tell me? >Frank interrupts No need to worry now. We took care of it. How? Let's leave out the details. >like i said, he never knew >Frank pipes up But, I'd like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your son was treated badly. His weight. >i freeze I'm not going to force you into this, and I'm not going to help you without your father's approval, but I can really help you get in shape. >my dad pauses, and nods his head >Frank turns to me "Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it's your choice. But once we start, there is no turning back." >i'm just ready for this nightmare to end >i nod my head "Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11:00 A.M." >So, we began >Frank first had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier >on the first day i didn't even make it half way >i nearly cried, I felt so pathetic >Frank comes up to me and says the nicest s---: "You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and then when you're rested you can try this again, alright?" >so, I do this around six times in one day >i didn't notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time >by the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap >so, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN F------ LAPS, I WAS SO F------ PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS >i lose a f------ INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this s---. >i go from 230 lbs to 215 >we then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on multiple parts of my body at once >we lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of s---. >in one week I lose 5 pounds >210 pounds >over the next two months, i lost 30 pounds >kids at school notice me getting better >i was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height >for the next 3 school years I live like a normal student >it's all because of Frank, too. >there's more, guys, a lot more >Frank is there for my high school graduation Kid, I am so f------ proud of you. I don't think I've cried harder than this in my entire life. >the old man gives me a hug >he encourages my dad to get a better job >dad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better now >Frank is there when I leave for college "Good luck, Anon. I'll see you whenever you visit." >Frank does see me whenever I visit >the old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight "I hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river of my own tears I'm so proud. >ilovethisguy.jpg >then, something happened to dad >something bad >a drunk driver slammed into him >the shock from the impact killed him instantly >Frank was now all i had left >i inherited dad's money, his house... >Frank was in tears at the funeral >it broke my heart to see this hard ass m----------- break down crying >the drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there >i had to pull the old man off of the guy, i thought he was going to kill him "YOU M------------ P------------, I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!" >i had never seen him that violent >and then more things... came about "3 years" "What?" "You have three years, Franklin." >f------ melanoma >i'm driving him home, and he says to come inside his house. >he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby >Frank, what is this? "It's a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna." >Well, where are they? >he just looks at me and i know what he means >Oh God... how? "House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old." >Why are you showing me this now? "I'll tell you, in time." >fast forward three more vears > hospital calls me >Frank wants to see me >so, of course I go "Hey, Anon." >oh god he's so thin... why did this have to happen to him? "Come closer." >he pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter >and then he says his in my ear: "I showed you that picture... really had." >he's crying now because you are the closest thing to a child I've ever "You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me." >he sniffles "I love you, Anon, even if you aren't my son, I love you." >a few minutes later >flatline >cry like a f------ baby >I miss you old man.
>last day of school, thank god >sit in the park to find peace >be me >be 15 >fattest kid in high school >tortured constantly by assholes >i know i can lose weight, i just don't try >worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny p------------ >let's just call him d------ >there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper >i have a moment of absolute piece "Hey, Anon" >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg >the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice. >think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles "Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it." >a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still f------ hurts >i don't respond "What the f--- is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass." >uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section "And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty." >he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in >whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg "Hey!" >i hear a new voice. >it's the old man a few benches down. >d------ looks over "What do you want, gramps? >the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying: "I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you." "Why not?" "Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's d----, you should realize you have a weight problem, too." >mfw i hear this glorious insult. >there's more, continue? leaving >>552226064 (OP) >all right, so d------ and his friends just freeze >instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed. that their leader was told by an old man. >i look at the old man >he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are >just before they round the corner, he yells: "I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!" >there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning >ilostmyshit.jpg >they stopped for one second >the best comeback they had was yelling: "F--- YOU!" >they shouldn't have said that >the old man countered it perfectly "F--- ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little o--- later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?" >here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my s--- because of this old man's insults >he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me >we begin to chat >the entire street block is staring at us >we don't give a s--- >Thanks man. Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved. >What's your name? Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours? >Anon. Pleased to meet you, Anon. >You as well, Frank. >Frank pauses for a moment >he then turns to me and asks: Have you ever done anything to deserve the b------- he just gave you? >No. I'm just overweight, so he targets me. A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them? You have to show him that you mean business. >i have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me trying to fight him >i lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school >No, no, I'd... I'd rather not, I'll just ignore him until he quits. B-------! >Frank stabs his cane down How do get rid of cancer? >You fight it? Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won't bother you. >What does cancer have to so with any of this? That skinny little s---? He is cancer. He sees someone who won't fight back, he sees someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he's a minor headache. >"minor headache" You have two choices. Let him f--- with your life, or beat the s--- out of him. I see him come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to f--- him up. >no, this guy is f------ insane >I'm sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation. >he looks me in the eye You'll see, Anon. >i go home, meet my dad >really good guy, and practically all i have left >my mother didn't... exactly want me >she just up and left around a month after my birth >i've never even met her >at least my dad gave a s--- about his responsibilities Hey, Anon, you happy school is out? >hellyesiam.jpg >dad's watching a baseball game >i sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him You know, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games. >But we'd get even fatter. Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World. >fuckinglovemyoldman.jpg >game is over, i go to bed >i wake up, first day of summer, hell yes. >go downstairs to kitchen >dad's at the fridge >he takes out an almost empty jug of milk "Well, s---." >he looks at me "Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I've gotta get to work and I don't have time for shopping on the way." >idon'treallymind.jpg >he gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out >buy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug >see Frank sitting across on his usual bench >whythehellnot.jpg >i walk up and say hi Hello, Anon, how are you doing today? >Fine. What's in the bags? >Milk, dad asked me to get some. Responsible. You're a good kid. >i was just about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it >d------ and friends >that f------ f----- "What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave?" >his friends acted like it was the best insult ever >easilyimpressedidiots.jpg >fred pipes up "Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your d---- hanging out." >OH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME. "They hang out because their longer old man." "The only thing long about you is your a--- passage, so you can fit whatever size d--- you want in there." >d------ swings at Frank >FRANK F------ STOPS HIS FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY F------ HAND AND WONT LET GO >he looks at me and says one word "Milk" >he then looks at the milk jug and nods >he wants me to hit this f----- with the milk >don't think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the f-----'s head >MILK F------ EVERYWHERE >we have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but d------ is soaked >istillcantbelivethisshitactuallyhappened.jpg >d------ is white as a ghost now "WHAT THE F---?" >Frank looks up at him and his friends >he gives them the coldest stare i have ever seen and says: "Got milk?" >heactuallyfuckingsaidthat.jpg "Get out of here, go f--- each other or something." >They run, the actually f------ RUN >i sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy >he reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it's way there >he puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it >smacking his lips, he says: Hmmm... tastes like soaked f-----. >we f------ lose it >Frank gives me money to buy another jug of milk >i go home >d------ never bothers me again >frank and I are best friends >dad never knows about what happened ... >it ain't over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story >and a whole lotta more Franklin >y'all ready for this s---? >so i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time >i come home and tell dad i made a friend who'll be coming over in the next few days >dad is... surprisingly cool with this >3 days later, Frank is there >>we sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night >Frank says to dad: Did you know your son was being bullied? >dad freezes No, I didn't, Anon, why didn't you tell me? >Frank interrupts No need to worry now. We took care of it. How? Let's leave out the details. >like i said, he never knew >Frank pipes up But, I'd like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your son was treated badly. His weight. >i freeze I'm not going to force you into this, and I'm not going to help you without your father's approval, but I can really help you get in shape. >my dad pauses, and nods his head >Frank turns to me "Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it's your choice. But once we start, there is no turning back." >i'm just ready for this nightmare to end >i nod my head "Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11:00 A.M." >So, we began >Frank first had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier >on the first day i didn't even make it half way >i nearly cried, I felt so pathetic >Frank comes up to me and says the nicest s---: "You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and then when you're rested you can try this again, alright?" >so, I do this around six times in one day >i didn't notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time >by the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap >so, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN F------ LAPS, I WAS SO F------ PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS >i lose a f------ INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this s---. >i go from 230 lbs to 215 >we then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on multiple parts of my body at once >we lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of s---. >in one week I lose 5 pounds >210 pounds >over the next two months, i lost 30 pounds >kids at school notice me getting better >i was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height >for the next 3 school years I live like a normal student >it's all because of Frank, too. >there's more, guys, a lot more >Frank is there for my high school graduation Kid, I am so f------ proud of you. I don't think I've cried harder than this in my entire life. >the old man gives me a hug >he encourages my dad to get a better job >dad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better now >Frank is there when I leave for college "Good luck, Anon. I'll see you whenever you visit." >Frank does see me whenever I visit >the old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight "I hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river of my own tears I'm so proud. >ilovethisguy.jpg >then, something happened to dad >something bad >a drunk driver slammed into him >the shock from the impact killed him instantly >Frank was now all i had left >i inherited dad's money, his house... >Frank was in tears at the funeral >it broke my heart to see this hard ass m----------- break down crying >the drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there >i had to pull the old man off of the guy, i thought he was going to kill him "YOU M------------ P------------, I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!" >i had never seen him that violent >and then more things... came about "3 years" "What?" "You have three years, Franklin." >f------ melanoma >i'm driving him home, and he says to come inside his house. >he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby >Frank, what is this? "It's a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna." >Well, where are they? >he just looks at me and i know what he means >Oh God... how? "House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old." >Why are you showing me this now? "I'll tell you, in time." >fast forward three more vears > hospital calls me >Frank wants to see me >so, of course I go "Hey, Anon." >oh god he's so thin... why did this have to happen to him? "Come closer." >he pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter >and then he says his in my ear: "I showed you that picture... really had." >he's crying now because you are the closest thing to a child I've ever "You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me." >he sniffles "I love you, Anon, even if you aren't my son, I love you." >a few minutes later >flatline >cry like a f------ baby >I miss you old man.

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>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"
>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anonymous 77 KB JPG 05/27/22(Fri)12:54:58 No.878972831 hey b my dad just died yesterday and I really need to tell you who he was, what kind of man he was and why I am the luckiest man ever to have had him >be me >7 year old, happy kid >in school in 2nd grade, brother in 4th and sister in Kindergarten >getting out of school and looking for mom, see dad standing at the curb instead >f------ t---, dad is always at work, this is a Wednesday >asks my brother where he wants to go, Shawn says ICE CREAM M------------ >we get ice cream >asks me where I want to go >I saw the park >go to the park for a couple hours >asks my sister where she wants to go. We coached her at the park and she says "PIZZA" at our local place >get pizza, all of us freaking out, it's past 8 by this time >after dinner takes us to get ice cream AGAIN >we get home, he puts us right to bed, tucks us in and when we asked where mommy is he said "She's not here kiddo, go to sleep" >wake up next day at 10, we all freaking panic, missed school >dad sits us down, tells us the bad news. Mom won't be coming home. Mom is dead. In my teens find out suicide. >world is ruined that man, that man. he found out the woman he had been with since he was 17 years old killed herself, took an hour to grieve and then picked us all up from school and gave us one last day of happiness, one last great memory before everything changed. That's the kind of guy Mike was. And I miss Mike. hug your dad
Anonymous 77 KB JPG 05/27/22(Fri)12:54:58 No.878972831 hey b my dad just died yesterday and I really need to tell you who he was, what kind of man he was and why I am the luckiest man ever to have had him >be me >7 year old, happy kid >in school in 2nd grade, brother in 4th and sister in Kindergarten >getting out of school and looking for mom, see dad standing at the curb instead >f------ t---, dad is always at work, this is a Wednesday >asks my brother where he wants to go, Shawn says ICE CREAM M------------ >we get ice cream >asks me where I want to go >I saw the park >go to the park for a couple hours >asks my sister where she wants to go. We coached her at the park and she says "PIZZA" at our local place >get pizza, all of us freaking out, it's past 8 by this time >after dinner takes us to get ice cream AGAIN >we get home, he puts us right to bed, tucks us in and when we asked where mommy is he said "She's not here kiddo, go to sleep" >wake up next day at 10, we all freaking panic, missed school >dad sits us down, tells us the bad news. Mom won't be coming home. Mom is dead. In my teens find out suicide. >world is ruined that man, that man. he found out the woman he had been with since he was 17 years old killed herself, took an hour to grieve and then picked us all up from school and gave us one last day of happiness, one last great memory before everything changed. That's the kind of guy Mike was. And I miss Mike. hug your dad

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169 KB PNG > Be man > F--- another man > Get death sentence However > R--- a young boy > Perfectly legal What the f--- is wrong with this country?
169 KB PNG > Be man > F--- another man > Get death sentence However > R--- a young boy > Perfectly legal What the f--- is wrong with this country?

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100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate
100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate

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Anonymous tho 211 KB JPG 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean
Anonymous tho 211 KB JPG 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

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: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)11:41:58 No.69423016 >parents aren't home >I was supposed to go to marching band practice but bailed to play league >my door's always closed whether I'm home or not so my sister thought I wasn't home and brought her boyfriend over >the guy is a grade lower than me but he's taller and better looking than me and every time he says hi to me he has this little smirk like he's making fun of me >they run upstairs and shut the door with a bang >moaning noises start coming out of their room >hiding in the closet now with my pillow over my head and trying to drown it out with music am I considered a "cuck" for letting this happen or is this normal
: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)11:41:58 No.69423016 >parents aren't home >I was supposed to go to marching band practice but bailed to play league >my door's always closed whether I'm home or not so my sister thought I wasn't home and brought her boyfriend over >the guy is a grade lower than me but he's taller and better looking than me and every time he says hi to me he has this little smirk like he's making fun of me >they run upstairs and shut the door with a bang >moaning noises start coming out of their room >hiding in the closet now with my pillow over my head and trying to drown it out with music am I considered a "cuck" for letting this happen or is this normal

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Anonymous Cat tracking litter everywhere 32 KB JPG 03/28/25(Fri)22:15:34 No.2907974 What's the best solution for a s----- cat tracking litter everywhere, other than removing the cat? Would a sanitization mat work, what would I even use to sterilize. I noticed white smears and paw marks on dark furniture and now I can't stop being grossed out. Anonymous 03/28/25(Fri)22:29:22 No.2907978 It's called a m------------ roomba, mate. >>2907980 #
Anonymous Cat tracking litter everywhere 32 KB JPG 03/28/25(Fri)22:15:34 No.2907974 What's the best solution for a s----- cat tracking litter everywhere, other than removing the cat? Would a sanitization mat work, what would I even use to sterilize. I noticed white smears and paw marks on dark furniture and now I can't stop being grossed out. Anonymous 03/28/25(Fri)22:29:22 No.2907978 It's called a m------------ roomba, mate. >>2907980 #

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Anonymous 59 KB PNG >be me 07/05/23(Wed)23:21:14 No.73920800 >been abusing oxycodone on and off since I was 14 >ffw to now (age 22) >crave oxy and vicodin pretty much nonstop >have to resist the urge to take an oxy pretty much every chance I get >I spend something like 2/3 of my income on pills >I'm starting to get irritable if I don't take an oxy regularly Holy f--- guys addiction is real it isn't a meme
Anonymous 59 KB PNG >be me 07/05/23(Wed)23:21:14 No.73920800 >been abusing oxycodone on and off since I was 14 >ffw to now (age 22) >crave oxy and vicodin pretty much nonstop >have to resist the urge to take an oxy pretty much every chance I get >I spend something like 2/3 of my income on pills >I'm starting to get irritable if I don't take an oxy regularly Holy f--- guys addiction is real it isn't a meme

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: Anonymous 186 KB PNG 02/25/23(Sat) 03:20:18 No.72352562 >In college, studying for finals >haven't slept in days, >surviving on energy drinks and ramen noodles >the day of the final exam arrives >walk into the exam hall >feeling confident >look at the first question, it's easy >start writing furiously, total concentration. >suddenly, my pen runs out of ink >no problem, brought a spare >fumble around in my bag >can't find it anywhere >panic sets in >ask the guy next to me if he has a spare pen >be hands me one, but it's a red >screw it, I continue the exam >finish the exam, feeling pretty good about it >one week later >Professor's note: "I specifically asked for blue or black ink, not red." >Final Grade: F
: Anonymous 186 KB PNG 02/25/23(Sat) 03:20:18 No.72352562 >In college, studying for finals >haven't slept in days, >surviving on energy drinks and ramen noodles >the day of the final exam arrives >walk into the exam hall >feeling confident >look at the first question, it's easy >start writing furiously, total concentration. >suddenly, my pen runs out of ink >no problem, brought a spare >fumble around in my bag >can't find it anywhere >panic sets in >ask the guy next to me if he has a spare pen >be hands me one, but it's a red >screw it, I continue the exam >finish the exam, feeling pretty good about it >one week later >Professor's note: "I specifically asked for blue or black ink, not red." >Final Grade: F

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