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Anon makes a list of the best James Bond movies | /r/Greentext

>>223066149 (OP). >Brosnan The Gold Standard of 60s Spy Thrillers, suave, sexy, British, a ladies man with a touch of misogyny and a touch of progressiveness. >Worst: You Only Live Twice Exploits the early Japanese infatuation, but being early on it just comes off as dated. Not as Silly as Goldfinger, not as innovative as Dr No. >Best Goldfinger Establishes James Bond as a franchise that takes ridiculous concepts and makes them on screen. The first truly Bond Villain >Moore The Funniest Bond, a character for that era of action, unburdened by the Vietnam Brood of American Action movies of the 70s-80s they can explore characters like Jaws and lean into the exotic locales and fancy cars. >Best: Moonraker Exploits the stupidity so well >Worst: Live and Let Die Cringe factor of Bond Blaxploitation never quite settled into hammy nostalgia comedy >Dalton The forever bridesmaid Bond who did Action right, a reboot from Moore's silliness he was an Action Star in the peak of the Action Star era Both are late-80s Action Classics. License to Kill gets the edge just cause it is so era-specific and Miami Vice (Michael Mann-cloneish) styled >Architect Brought Bond back to the semi-Connery state of sexy, suave and calm. >Best Die Another Day Dumb Plot with Brosnan North Korea, Tech, Halle Berry, it's just a good balance. Peak Brosnan >Worst Goldeneye The game is a classic, the movie... eh. >Craig The Bond that towed the line between Chris Nolan action prestige and Jason Statham working man's brood. >Best Casino Royale Just a good introduction of a new Bond. Sexy but tortured, strong, but emotionally damaged. Craig is probably the best pure actor to play Bond and he's already lapped a few other actors on just a few years of post-Bond films. >Worst Spectre Probably the worst Bond overall
>>223066149 (OP). >Brosnan The Gold Standard of 60s Spy Thrillers, suave, sexy, British, a ladies man with a touch of misogyny and a touch of progressiveness. >Worst: You Only Live Twice Exploits the early Japanese infatuation, but being early on it just comes off as dated. Not as Silly as Goldfinger, not as innovative as Dr No. >Best Goldfinger Establishes James Bond as a franchise that takes ridiculous concepts and makes them on screen. The first truly Bond Villain >Moore The Funniest Bond, a character for that era of action, unburdened by the Vietnam Brood of American Action movies of the 70s-80s they can explore characters like Jaws and lean into the exotic locales and fancy cars. >Best: Moonraker Exploits the stupidity so well >Worst: Live and Let Die Cringe factor of Bond Blaxploitation never quite settled into hammy nostalgia comedy >Dalton The forever bridesmaid Bond who did Action right, a reboot from Moore's silliness he was an Action Star in the peak of the Action Star era Both are late-80s Action Classics. License to Kill gets the edge just cause it is so era-specific and Miami Vice (Michael Mann-cloneish) styled >Architect Brought Bond back to the semi-Connery state of sexy, suave and calm. >Best Die Another Day Dumb Plot with Brosnan North Korea, Tech, Halle Berry, it's just a good balance. Peak Brosnan >Worst Goldeneye The game is a classic, the movie... eh. >Craig The Bond that towed the line between Chris Nolan action prestige and Jason Statham working man's brood. >Best Casino Royale Just a good introduction of a new Bond. Sexy but tortured, strong, but emotionally damaged. Craig is probably the best pure actor to play Bond and he's already lapped a few other actors on just a few years of post-Bond films. >Worst Spectre Probably the worst Bond overall

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anon feels nostalgia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i am playing cs 1.6 03/12/25(Wed) 09:45:40 No.80604230 B 100 150 Screenshot (26).png 2.74 MB PNG with bots only of course it is quite cozy even as a 2005 zoomer i wish i was around during its prime 12 Wyatt 100.0 fo
Anonymous i am playing cs 1.6 03/12/25(Wed) 09:45:40 No.80604230 B 100 150 Screenshot (26).png 2.74 MB PNG with bots only of course it is quite cozy even as a 2005 zoomer i wish i was around during its prime 12 Wyatt 100.0 fo

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anon loses it | /r/Greentext

22 KB JPG 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual abuse of children
22 KB JPG 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual abuse of children

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Below will be a list of Redditors writing about what fake and gay crimes anon did. | /r/Greentext

What is their problem? 10/06/26(Tue)09:01:39 No.85708689 reddit >go on reddit 4 KB JPG said its my fault >talked about something unlucky i had encountered >comments are all s------- on me and >ask them how could ive prevented it >radio slient, smug remarks and downvotes >turns out they just want to act like jackasses at someone after all What caused this culture? I thought the redditor memes are exaggerated Anonymous >>85708689 (OP) # 10/06/26(Tue)09:05:59 No.85708712 heh, looks like someone played stupid games and won stupid prizes. you f----- around and found out, op. upset that the leopards ate your face? you hate this mug? well too bad, also your girl just posted on r/girldinnerdiaries lil bro, a big bearded tattooed man like me will come swooping in to tell her to break up with you for being a walking red flag. now if youll excuse me, i have to go back to r/paypigsupportgroup, i relapsed bad this weekend... >>85708726 # Anonymous >>85708712 # 10/06/26(Tue)09:08:44 No.85708726 This post is breathtaking 100
What is their problem? 10/06/26(Tue)09:01:39 No.85708689 reddit >go on reddit 4 KB JPG said its my fault >talked about something unlucky i had encountered >comments are all s------- on me and >ask them how could ive prevented it >radio slient, smug remarks and downvotes >turns out they just want to act like jackasses at someone after all What caused this culture? I thought the redditor memes are exaggerated Anonymous >>85708689 (OP) # 10/06/26(Tue)09:05:59 No.85708712 heh, looks like someone played stupid games and won stupid prizes. you f----- around and found out, op. upset that the leopards ate your face? you hate this mug? well too bad, also your girl just posted on r/girldinnerdiaries lil bro, a big bearded tattooed man like me will come swooping in to tell her to break up with you for being a walking red flag. now if youll excuse me, i have to go back to r/paypigsupportgroup, i relapsed bad this weekend... >>85708726 # Anonymous >>85708712 # 10/06/26(Tue)09:08:44 No.85708726 This post is breathtaking 100

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Anon thinks he’s Peter Parker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Spider-Man 80 KB JPG 10/05/26(Mon)21:11:30 No.954737934 >be me >gf dumped me last week >bomb a physics test >watch Spider-Man movie >s--- in the university stalls with the door opened >haven't been caught yet, the thrill is quite real and helps me out of the numbing feel that is existence >thank you Spider-Man
: Anonymous Spider-Man 80 KB JPG 10/05/26(Mon)21:11:30 No.954737934 >be me >gf dumped me last week >bomb a physics test >watch Spider-Man movie >s--- in the university stalls with the door opened >haven't been caught yet, the thrill is quite real and helps me out of the numbing feel that is existence >thank you Spider-Man

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Anon on minstrel comedy | /r/Greentext

Wypipo in the 1950s really thought putting black paint on your face was peak comedy
Wypipo in the 1950s really thought putting black paint on your face was peak comedy

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Anon has had quite enough. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UTdw7+2V 34 KB JPG 10/06/26(Tue)02:17:14 No.543858988 >During yesterday's Teams meeting you used a yellow colored thumbs up emoji, instead of the corporate mandated skin color accurate one! >I expect a 5 page apology letter on my desk by lunch, or you are fired! What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: Yamx07fV) + 10/06/26(Tue)02:18:32 No.543859029 I would unironically laugh my ass off and then get fired
: Anonymous (ID: UTdw7+2V 34 KB JPG 10/06/26(Tue)02:17:14 No.543858988 >During yesterday's Teams meeting you used a yellow colored thumbs up emoji, instead of the corporate mandated skin color accurate one! >I expect a 5 page apology letter on my desk by lunch, or you are fired! What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: Yamx07fV) + 10/06/26(Tue)02:18:32 No.543859029 I would unironically laugh my ass off and then get fired

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Anon plays hermit crab | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I crabbed >be me 10/06/26(Tue)07:53:34 No.85707694 39 KB JPG >mental hospital patient >smoking with a buddy >complain that my slippers are too big because I got them from a dude that left >he says his are too small >we swap >perfect fit Hermit crabs are onto something.
Anonymous I crabbed >be me 10/06/26(Tue)07:53:34 No.85707694 39 KB JPG >mental hospital patient >smoking with a buddy >complain that my slippers are too big because I got them from a dude that left >he says his are too small >we swap >perfect fit Hermit crabs are onto something.

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Anon thought they were just order numbers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 23 KB JPG 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No. 15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNigger" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNIGGER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out
Anonymous worst fastfood experience? 23 KB JPG 04/12/21(Mon)09:29:17 No. 15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNigger" > decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNIGGER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

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Why is it so hot? | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)19:48:14 No.191580225 1fc95eb25073fa5d55fcd5cbc3d1d093.jpg 185 KB JPG >both are bad actors >both were criticized for their performances in Star Wars >only one had a career after that Ain't that quacking crazy?
E Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)19:48:14 No.191580225 1fc95eb25073fa5d55fcd5cbc3d1d093.jpg 185 KB JPG >both are bad actors >both were criticized for their performances in Star Wars >only one had a career after that Ain't that quacking crazy?

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Took Anon 3 second to hit reality | /r/Greentext

File: 20261006_014732.jpg (92 KB, 1080x1076) ☐ Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue)08:55:36 No.954744204 [Reply] >>954747727 Story time >be me >be pushing 30 and divorced after moving to b------- nowhere from a big city >be starving for p---- because my marriage ran dry of it long before we split and there's hardly anybody worth f------ in my new po-dunk town >decide to stay there cuz living is very cheap, I own a house, make good money, and can save a lot of it quick >also decide to start taking hail mary shots on DMing instagram baddies with low follow counts to get some decent slash >to my utter shock and amazement, it works almost immediately >find this girl who's a 10/10 in my book >start doing an online sugar daddy thing, paying for things for her for nudes and videos n stuff in return >cut to today and we are on vacation and just had sex for the first time, but it has taken me thousands of dollars to get here >as soon as I bust, (after like 3 seconds btw) I am utterly and absolutely embarassed and disgusted with myself >she was great but I realize it was nowhere even close to worth all the money and effort I have put in Is it time to an hero? Do I keep fooling myself into thinking this girl likes me for me? Do I cut her off and pay off my credit cards and save my money and live the life of a celebate monk now that I have proven to myself that I am capable of doing this? I am at war with myself b. Please give me your input. + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
File: 20261006_014732.jpg (92 KB, 1080x1076) ☐ Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue)08:55:36 No.954744204 [Reply] >>954747727 Story time >be me >be pushing 30 and divorced after moving to b------- nowhere from a big city >be starving for p---- because my marriage ran dry of it long before we split and there's hardly anybody worth f------ in my new po-dunk town >decide to stay there cuz living is very cheap, I own a house, make good money, and can save a lot of it quick >also decide to start taking hail mary shots on DMing instagram baddies with low follow counts to get some decent slash >to my utter shock and amazement, it works almost immediately >find this girl who's a 10/10 in my book >start doing an online sugar daddy thing, paying for things for her for nudes and videos n stuff in return >cut to today and we are on vacation and just had sex for the first time, but it has taken me thousands of dollars to get here >as soon as I bust, (after like 3 seconds btw) I am utterly and absolutely embarassed and disgusted with myself >she was great but I realize it was nowhere even close to worth all the money and effort I have put in Is it time to an hero? Do I keep fooling myself into thinking this girl likes me for me? Do I cut her off and pay off my credit cards and save my money and live the life of a celebate monk now that I have proven to myself that I am capable of doing this? I am at war with myself b. Please give me your input. + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon on the OneyNG controversy | /r/Greentext

> SHE WAS 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 SECONDS 999 MILISECONDS OLD YOU SICK F--- imgflip.com
> SHE WAS 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 SECONDS 999 MILISECONDS OLD YOU SICK F--- imgflip.com

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No other reason to resist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this is all your fault 11/04/20(Wed)10:41:58 No. 17650356 there's no reason to resist now that degeneracy has won where do I buy estrogen 79 KB JPG
Anonymous this is all your fault 11/04/20(Wed)10:41:58 No. 17650356 there's no reason to resist now that degeneracy has won where do I buy estrogen 79 KB JPG

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I have crying for the last two hours | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon
Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon

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thanks anonymous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 04/18/19(Thu)08:52:19 No.51995024 >go on 4chins >see funny post made by anonymous >makes me laugh thank you anonymous 3 Replies 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 04/18/19(Thu)08:52:19 No.51995024 >go on 4chins >see funny post made by anonymous >makes me laugh thank you anonymous 3 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon on women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 968 KB PNG 09/26/26(Sat) 14:25:37 No.748519253 >NO >I DONT WANNA GET MARRIED >I WANT TO BE SEEN AND HEARD >I WANT TO START AN ONLYFANS >I WANT TO SPEND MY 20s GETTING PLOWED INTO OBLIVION BY MEN I'VE JUST MET WHO ARE AN 8 OR ABOVE >I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP DOZENS OF TIMES AND USE ABORTION AS A BIRTH CONTROL >I WANT TO BELIEVE I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN I AM BECAUSE A 10/10 CHAD LET ME BLOW HIM ONCE BEFORE GHOSTING ME >I WANT TO OPENLY SUPPORT THE INVASION OF MY COUNTRY BY THE THIRD WORLD >IF I EVER DO GET MARRIED I WANT IT TO BE FOR MONEY >I WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO MURDER MY KIDS IF I'M EVER FEELING DEPRESSED OR MY STAR SIGN TELLS ME TO >I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I'M 60 BY AGE 30 >I WANT TO BECOME A BITTER OLD CRONE WHO HATES ALL MEN AND ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMEN Why can't men empathize with her? Is it because women have higher EQ (Emotional Intelligence)? This is very Gemini-coded. Saturn must be in retrograde.
: Anonymous 968 KB PNG 09/26/26(Sat) 14:25:37 No.748519253 >NO >I DONT WANNA GET MARRIED >I WANT TO BE SEEN AND HEARD >I WANT TO START AN ONLYFANS >I WANT TO SPEND MY 20s GETTING PLOWED INTO OBLIVION BY MEN I'VE JUST MET WHO ARE AN 8 OR ABOVE >I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP DOZENS OF TIMES AND USE ABORTION AS A BIRTH CONTROL >I WANT TO BELIEVE I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN I AM BECAUSE A 10/10 CHAD LET ME BLOW HIM ONCE BEFORE GHOSTING ME >I WANT TO OPENLY SUPPORT THE INVASION OF MY COUNTRY BY THE THIRD WORLD >IF I EVER DO GET MARRIED I WANT IT TO BE FOR MONEY >I WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO MURDER MY KIDS IF I'M EVER FEELING DEPRESSED OR MY STAR SIGN TELLS ME TO >I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I'M 60 BY AGE 30 >I WANT TO BECOME A BITTER OLD CRONE WHO HATES ALL MEN AND ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMEN Why can't men empathize with her? Is it because women have higher EQ (Emotional Intelligence)? This is very Gemini-coded. Saturn must be in retrograde.

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