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Jaquavius in Equestria | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon) 17:08:27 No.41657710 File: 1539139.png (150 KB, 886x700) SBEEPE >>41657574 >Be Jaquavious >Running through the Everfree from the punk ass white guard horses again, crumbs of fried chicken breading trailing behind >How was you supposed to know them gems in that Boutique wasn't free for the takin'? >Then, hear some bitch's voice to your right >"Quickly, off the beaten path! Lest you face the royal's wrath!" >You runnin for it like you finna hit the winning basket >find some striped bitch livin in a fckin' Isd trip lookin ass treehouse mixing drugs and s---, a real hood n---- >"My name is Zecora, welcome to my abode. Do tell, why you run along the Everf-" "Yooooo wassup bitch? Dayum you got some whack ass voodoo masks n s--- in here. Ain't neva seena horse with a booty like THAT too DAYUM girl!" >"Excuse me? Must you speak so freely?" >You taste the s--- in the big ass pot, recoiling like you heard some white n---- talkin about his chess club "Yo what the f---? This a whack ass batch, I can't feel s---!" >nothin a real hood n---- can't fix though >You dig through her cupboards, pulling out the bleach and ammonia >"What are you doing!? This is not a concoction you should be brewing!" >Just as you about to pour in the ingredients to fix this dumb bitch's weak ass brew, a voice rings from outside >"Attention brown monkey... thing! We know you're in there! By royal decree, come out peacefully!" >AWWW SHIET, White n----- found you again "Come get sum, bitch ass crackas!" >"Wait, before you seal your fate!" >Pull out yo sidearm to the window and start blastin >POP POP >Some bottle full of s--- hits you from the back "Aww what the f---!?" >S--- BURNS >That striped horse with the fat ass wuz a cracka ALL ALONG!? >"This potion will put you in a daze, since you will not cease your violent ways!" >Shoulda seen it >With so much black n white on her coat, course she wuhn't no n----, was a f-----' double agent >Back to the dungeons with Jaquavious
Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon) 17:08:27 No.41657710 File: 1539139.png (150 KB, 886x700) SBEEPE >>41657574 >Be Jaquavious >Running through the Everfree from the punk ass white guard horses again, crumbs of fried chicken breading trailing behind >How was you supposed to know them gems in that Boutique wasn't free for the takin'? >Then, hear some bitch's voice to your right >"Quickly, off the beaten path! Lest you face the royal's wrath!" >You runnin for it like you finna hit the winning basket >find some striped bitch livin in a fckin' Isd trip lookin ass treehouse mixing drugs and s---, a real hood n---- >"My name is Zecora, welcome to my abode. Do tell, why you run along the Everf-" "Yooooo wassup bitch? Dayum you got some whack ass voodoo masks n s--- in here. Ain't neva seena horse with a booty like THAT too DAYUM girl!" >"Excuse me? Must you speak so freely?" >You taste the s--- in the big ass pot, recoiling like you heard some white n---- talkin about his chess club "Yo what the f---? This a whack ass batch, I can't feel s---!" >nothin a real hood n---- can't fix though >You dig through her cupboards, pulling out the bleach and ammonia >"What are you doing!? This is not a concoction you should be brewing!" >Just as you about to pour in the ingredients to fix this dumb bitch's weak ass brew, a voice rings from outside >"Attention brown monkey... thing! We know you're in there! By royal decree, come out peacefully!" >AWWW SHIET, White n----- found you again "Come get sum, bitch ass crackas!" >"Wait, before you seal your fate!" >Pull out yo sidearm to the window and start blastin >POP POP >Some bottle full of s--- hits you from the back "Aww what the f---!?" >S--- BURNS >That striped horse with the fat ass wuz a cracka ALL ALONG!? >"This potion will put you in a daze, since you will not cease your violent ways!" >Shoulda seen it >With so much black n white on her coat, course she wuhn't no n----, was a f-----' double agent >Back to the dungeons with Jaquavious

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I waketh up | /r/Greentext

File: imagem 2026-05-14_173135844.png (190 KB, 640x640) ☐ thought i was doomed to go bald Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)17:54:37 No.84568761 >be me 22 >i finally notice my hair falling out bad >i was coping hard before >dad and brother are bald so I accept my fate >around the same time I figure out I am trans >start doing hrt at 23 >fully expect to be a bald chick and just buy wigs >few months pass >doing all the normal transition stuff >crying all the time and skin getting soft >one day I realize my hair stopped falling out in the shower >think it is just a coincidence >month 5 >scalp is not showing through anymore >month 8 >actual new hair growing back at the temples >barber asks what new hair products I am using >tfw the product is estrogen >month 10 >getting gendered female from behind >grow my hair out more and learn makeup >year 1 >full time female now >went from making peace with being a bald dude to having thick hair >girls actually ask what shampoo I use now >had no idea HRT even did this Why haven't you taken the pink pill yet, bald bros?
File: imagem 2026-05-14_173135844.png (190 KB, 640x640) ☐ thought i was doomed to go bald Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)17:54:37 No.84568761 >be me 22 >i finally notice my hair falling out bad >i was coping hard before >dad and brother are bald so I accept my fate >around the same time I figure out I am trans >start doing hrt at 23 >fully expect to be a bald chick and just buy wigs >few months pass >doing all the normal transition stuff >crying all the time and skin getting soft >one day I realize my hair stopped falling out in the shower >think it is just a coincidence >month 5 >scalp is not showing through anymore >month 8 >actual new hair growing back at the temples >barber asks what new hair products I am using >tfw the product is estrogen >month 10 >getting gendered female from behind >grow my hair out more and learn makeup >year 1 >full time female now >went from making peace with being a bald dude to having thick hair >girls actually ask what shampoo I use now >had no idea HRT even did this Why haven't you taken the pink pill yet, bald bros?

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Anon admits they were wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 231 KB PNG 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site
: Anonymous 231 KB PNG 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Anon on a Turkish scammer. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)12:31:25 No.84566881 276 KB JPG >be 25 yo virgin Turkish dishwasher >Start a Ponzi scheme by selling fake digital cows >Raise $145 million and steal $42 million >Fled to Uruguay >Buy Ferrari, villa, yacht for 18yo wife >She cheats on him with his Brazilian secretary >Get caught >45,376 years in prison Betabuxxers in absolute shambles
Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)12:31:25 No.84566881 276 KB JPG >be 25 yo virgin Turkish dishwasher >Start a Ponzi scheme by selling fake digital cows >Raise $145 million and steal $42 million >Fled to Uruguay >Buy Ferrari, villa, yacht for 18yo wife >She cheats on him with his Brazilian secretary >Get caught >45,376 years in prison Betabuxxers in absolute shambles

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They hated him for telling the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed) 09:25:59 No.221447082 THINGS-TO-KNOW-BEFORE-TRAVELLING-TO-TAIWAN-Visa-Language- Money-Transportation-Food-1.jpg 66 KB JPG >Taiwan has a standard of living equal to Japan >China has a standard of living equal to Brazil Damn, Taiwan mogs hard Anonymous → 05/13/26(Wed) 09:26:29 No.221447087 >>221447082 (OP) # How so? Better Brazil than Japan >>221447109 # >>221447111 # >>221447121 # >>221447158 # >>221447192 # >>221447309 # >>221447586 # >>221447605 # >>221447701 # >>221448322 # >>221448545 # >>221449238 # 221440205 # 221151614 # 221152196 # 221152150 #
Anonymous 05/13/26(Wed) 09:25:59 No.221447082 THINGS-TO-KNOW-BEFORE-TRAVELLING-TO-TAIWAN-Visa-Language- Money-Transportation-Food-1.jpg 66 KB JPG >Taiwan has a standard of living equal to Japan >China has a standard of living equal to Brazil Damn, Taiwan mogs hard Anonymous → 05/13/26(Wed) 09:26:29 No.221447087 >>221447082 (OP) # How so? Better Brazil than Japan >>221447109 # >>221447111 # >>221447121 # >>221447158 # >>221447192 # >>221447309 # >>221447586 # >>221447605 # >>221447701 # >>221448322 # >>221448545 # >>221449238 # 221440205 # 221151614 # 221152196 # 221152150 #

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femanon realeies somthing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I a woman misoginist? 402 KB JPG >be me 05/14/26(Thu)21:18:45 No.84566590 >Woman >Early school teacher 3rd grade (9-10 yo) >Work in a relatively posh and chill school, small class (only 15 students) >Children are generally chill and well behaved and I generally play with then during recess times. >Enjoy playing with the boys way more than the girls. >Soccer, Sports figure trading, bayblade, all the stereotypical boy s---. >Never was a tomboy growing up >Don't know why I enjoy it so much >Feel guilty about my female students >I think they are starting to notice. >W-- is my problem? Anonymous >>84566590 (OP) # 05/14/26(Thu)21:20:01 No.84566598 Wow will you be my footballer gf?
: Anonymous Am I a woman misoginist? 402 KB JPG >be me 05/14/26(Thu)21:18:45 No.84566590 >Woman >Early school teacher 3rd grade (9-10 yo) >Work in a relatively posh and chill school, small class (only 15 students) >Children are generally chill and well behaved and I generally play with then during recess times. >Enjoy playing with the boys way more than the girls. >Soccer, Sports figure trading, bayblade, all the stereotypical boy s---. >Never was a tomboy growing up >Don't know why I enjoy it so much >Feel guilty about my female students >I think they are starting to notice. >W-- is my problem? Anonymous >>84566590 (OP) # 05/14/26(Thu)21:20:01 No.84566598 Wow will you be my footballer gf?

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Bring back old grenades | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/24/18 (Sat) 16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite advantages over what 11 KB JPG is commonly used today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?
Anonymous 02/24/18 (Sat) 16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite advantages over what 11 KB JPG is commonly used today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?

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Anon rode that compliment for the next 5 years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 02/07/20(Fri)11:05:03 No.566270 >go to kfc >super cute cashier stares me in the eyes >"wow your hair looks so good" >t-thanks everybody says i Should cut it >"dont listen to them :3"
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 02/07/20(Fri)11:05:03 No.566270 >go to kfc >super cute cashier stares me in the eyes >"wow your hair looks so good" >t-thanks everybody says i Should cut it >"dont listen to them :3"

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i kind of agree with anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 191 KB JPG Anonymous 06/09/24(Sun)11:52:21 No.144011347 I hate character design of Mr. Boss, it's unpleasant to look at >it's le on purpose the fact still stands, it's unpleasant to look at, no matter how many layers of irony there is on it 06/09/24(Sun)11:54:06 No.144011364 1715897238980390.png 5 KB PNG This is a little version of your thread, OP. I want you to have it. >>144011380 # >>144011390 # >>144011391 # >>144011399 # >>144011409 # >>144011433 # >>144011687 # >>144011766 # >>144011771 # >>144011886 # >>144012048 # >>144013256 # >>144014194 # >>144014289 # >>144014378 # >>144014950 # >>144015414 # >>144016497 # >>144017674 # >>144017734 #
: Anonymous 191 KB JPG Anonymous 06/09/24(Sun)11:52:21 No.144011347 I hate character design of Mr. Boss, it's unpleasant to look at >it's le on purpose the fact still stands, it's unpleasant to look at, no matter how many layers of irony there is on it 06/09/24(Sun)11:54:06 No.144011364 1715897238980390.png 5 KB PNG This is a little version of your thread, OP. I want you to have it. >>144011380 # >>144011390 # >>144011391 # >>144011399 # >>144011409 # >>144011433 # >>144011687 # >>144011766 # >>144011771 # >>144011886 # >>144012048 # >>144013256 # >>144014194 # >>144014289 # >>144014378 # >>144014950 # >>144015414 # >>144016497 # >>144017674 # >>144017734 #

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Anon is a lazy whiny bitch | /r/Greentext

File: 1778598857110171.gif (3.72 MB, 320x180) Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)20:29:45 No.84565081 >>84565096 >need a job and a higher salary >too tired fatigued to stem/engineermaxx or something math heavy >don't feel like taking a lower education and working with retarded people either >stuck again back to low skill labour >nothing interests me f------ hate everything >stuck with stress and anxiety Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)20:32:11 No.84565096 >>84565113 >>84565081 (OP) # So youre in your twenties? Im gonna engineermaxx anon dont be a lazy f---. Youll regret it for the rest fo your life.
File: 1778598857110171.gif (3.72 MB, 320x180) Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)20:29:45 No.84565081 >>84565096 >need a job and a higher salary >too tired fatigued to stem/engineermaxx or something math heavy >don't feel like taking a lower education and working with retarded people either >stuck again back to low skill labour >nothing interests me f------ hate everything >stuck with stress and anxiety Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)20:32:11 No.84565096 >>84565113 >>84565081 (OP) # So youre in your twenties? Im gonna engineermaxx anon dont be a lazy f---. Youll regret it for the rest fo your life.

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just leave me alone ok? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)18:26:33 No.949149460 just leave me alone alright 64 KB JPG 10 Replies 3 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/14/26(Thu)19:37:30 No.949150584 >>949149460 (OP) # >just leave me alone alright 175 KB JPG >>949151290 # >>949151299 #
Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)18:26:33 No.949149460 just leave me alone alright 64 KB JPG 10 Replies 3 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/14/26(Thu)19:37:30 No.949150584 >>949149460 (OP) # >just leave me alone alright 175 KB JPG >>949151290 # >>949151299 #

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They weren't thinking | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)23:30:18 No.194053115 A33676E4-1BC0-4DE8-BA70-111DCB03F897.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the greatest heroes of the modern age >make him attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep because he had a bad dream What the F--- was Disney thinking?
Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)23:30:18 No.194053115 A33676E4-1BC0-4DE8-BA70-111DCB03F897.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the greatest heroes of the modern age >make him attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep because he had a bad dream What the F--- was Disney thinking?

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So... what got you guys into overwatch? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed)00:05:55 No.686967313 45 KB JPG >playing overwatch 2 with mercy >little brother(15) walks in the room and stares at my screen >"WAIT, SHES FROM A GAME?" What causes this
Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed)00:05:55 No.686967313 45 KB JPG >playing overwatch 2 with mercy >little brother(15) walks in the room and stares at my screen >"WAIT, SHES FROM A GAME?" What causes this

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this is very sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB PNG 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #
: Anonymous 47 KB PNG 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #

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hypergamous foids destroy the world | /r/Greentext

File: 500px-Hypergamy.png (110 KB, 500x417) interesting and good-looking ameresting and good-looking •K•K•K•K•KoKoKoKoKK #GOGOROGE OF OF THE ONE off of bring and ugly 1955 boning and ugly 2015 Anonymous (ID: YOISXAW2 05/13/26(Wed)23:32:07 No.535048496 >>535048544 >>535048596 >>535048688 >mess around with a fake hinge account as a average looking female just to see how it is compared to male >First guy, 6'5 millionaire college dropout who plays with dogs >Second guy 6'3 model >Third guy 6'6 don't even f------ remember cause I was so p----- You get the point, your average young woman's perspective on the dating market is so flawed that its currently (the biggest) a issue in the world Anonymous (ID: 1AXCPW7P) 05/13/26 (Wed)23:33:17 No.535048544 >>535048496 (OP) it's over for uncs, fr fr gen z men do the floss dance every day whilst buying new kicks on fortnite it's every day bro!
File: 500px-Hypergamy.png (110 KB, 500x417) interesting and good-looking ameresting and good-looking •K•K•K•K•KoKoKoKoKK #GOGOROGE OF OF THE ONE off of bring and ugly 1955 boning and ugly 2015 Anonymous (ID: YOISXAW2 05/13/26(Wed)23:32:07 No.535048496 >>535048544 >>535048596 >>535048688 >mess around with a fake hinge account as a average looking female just to see how it is compared to male >First guy, 6'5 millionaire college dropout who plays with dogs >Second guy 6'3 model >Third guy 6'6 don't even f------ remember cause I was so p----- You get the point, your average young woman's perspective on the dating market is so flawed that its currently (the biggest) a issue in the world Anonymous (ID: 1AXCPW7P) 05/13/26 (Wed)23:33:17 No.535048544 >>535048496 (OP) it's over for uncs, fr fr gen z men do the floss dance every day whilst buying new kicks on fortnite it's every day bro!

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Wait a second | /r/Greentext

1.71 MB PNG >game has body Type 1 and body Type 2 >you can only make body Type 1 topless
1.71 MB PNG >game has body Type 1 and body Type 2 >you can only make body Type 1 topless

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