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: Anonymous 04/25/19(Thu)23:56:41 No.781637E > be me, femnon with neckbeard bf > bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call > bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet > ask bf why "bc its different with you anon" 9 KB JPG > say feelings > left on read am i cursed to be with neets? 43 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:08:18 No.702431120 >My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert >Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating >So she calls me a pervert 404 KB JPG again?!? >There is no justice in the world... : Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:15:16 No.702431870 Pervert.

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: Anonymous 12/20/19(Fri)05:56:20 No.816617250 > Be me > Live in norway > Go to club > Buy expensive drink > Start talking to a girl > Girl is pretty > Buy drink to a gril > Start making out with a girl 137 KB PNG > Go to toilet with a gril > Take my hand down here panties Mfw i realised she have a d--- This is how i lost my verginity. F--- you kissless virgins 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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1418776509444.jpg 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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> be me > shoot p--- occasionally > f--- some hot chick > she has a husband, but whatever we sex > cameraman is a stoner, kinda weird but good at his job > husband hears rumors, tries to catch us in the act > hear he has found out where we are > oshit.jpeg > we hide while the cameraman tries to save the situation > "sorry, but your princess is in another castle" > he buys it > mfw 31.6 kB PNG

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>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:10:41 No.61917729 holy f---... R 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:18:18 No.61917839 >>61917729 (OP) # it's over for the manlet >>61917902 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:23:20 No.61917902 >>61917729 (OP) # >>61917839 # Heh hes still going to get f------ destroyed by floyd 17 KB JPG >>61917923 # >>61918503 # >>61919894 # >>61921137 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:08:29 No.61918503 >>61917902 # >floyd Didn't he die last year? 88 KB PNG >>61918961 # >>61927515 # >>61929027 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:43:15 No.61918961 WES >>61918503 # He can breathe now John Floyd 98 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.

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: Anonymous 04/25/19(Thu)23:56:41 No.781637E > be me, femnon with neckbeard bf > bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call > bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet > ask bf why "bc its different with you anon" 9 KB JPG > say feelings > left on read am i cursed to be with neets? 43 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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