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A WARNINGA c--- inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!! (self.copypasta) 1765 18+ search submitted 7 hours ago by /r/Aprostifilly So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my c--- because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting! this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2021 1,765 points (98% upvoted) shortlink: https://redd.it/oc3qd Submit your recipe NSFW 28 comments source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments reddit premium all 28 comments navigate by v subscribe sorted by: best Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Get Reddit Premium сорурasta content policy formatting help Use subreddit style save leave +dashboard +shortcut 850,639 chefs 5,152 chefs cooking something up [-] /r/×XBIG9AY69XX O 268 points 7 hours ago Show my flair on this subreddit. It looks like: сock /г/Tea_Grand permalink source save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, [-] /r/cock_man_ 181 points 6 hours ago BITCH what the f---. permalink source save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments save [-] /r/longestyeetever O 105 points 6 hours ago You have been replaced 300KILLS AL OWIGRADD TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE CONFIRMED NAVY SEALS us AL-QUAEDA AND1 ARVE IVED permalink source save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments AMTRAINED IN CORELA NARFARE NUMEROUS FORCS [-] /r/cock_man_ THE TOP SPER IN THE OTUS MED 82 points 6 hours ago WINSEKE RY THS EARTR MARK MY F------ WONDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GE AWAY WITH SAYING THAT S--- OVER THE INTERNET? ITH THE PRECN THE LIKES no THINK AGAIN, F-----, THE STORM THAT WIPES BUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THINE MAGGOT. YOU CALL YOUR LIFE."*KIb. permalink source save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments

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