I close the door, slowly approach her, stroke her mane, give her a little kiss to wake her up, and say…

Shake her awake, Travel to Equestria, Become friends with Mane six, Transform into a pony, Eat cupcakes, live in Ponyville, Find pony lover, Get offered an awesome job at Canterlot, Tearfully depart from pony lover, Hate life in Canterlot, Run back to Ponyville, Get married to pony lover, Have four fillies, Settle down in FIlliedelphia, Grow old, Die happily…

And finally, as with every night, wake up.