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00000 Sprint LTE 8:54 PM 75% ( Messages Weatherbottom IV Details I say, Worcestershire, why aren't you at the factory? By me trousers, you miserable old picketwobber, I'll be gormed if I work on Christmas Day instead of spending it wif me family! You were always a mendicant! Get you to your station or I swear you'll never taste goose on the Yule again! Stuff it up your peck, I won't work another day for you, you old roast boffin iFakeTextMessage.com

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Today 10:51 AM Hello Tom this is your boss from your job. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am your boss and I want you to. I am a big mean boss and I do boss things. I like being a boss. I don't want to go to work tomorrow because I am not on the schedule. I am a single dad who has custody of his kids. Work is for when l'm not with my kids, who l play video games with and provide for. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am a boss, and I'm saying so, and you need to be a team player. Your job is to come to the steel mill and make steel. You have to do this because I am your boss.
( Messages Mr Andrews Details Take your hat off, it's distracting. If anyone disagrees, you can keep the hat on. It's not a distraction. The guy at the store said l'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off. How much did it cost? It's illegal for you to ask me that. I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Just take the hat off, Brian. No, I'm not taking the f------ hat off. I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.
Today 8:00 AM need you to come in to work today and work 1000 hours straight on my day off? on the day my child is to be born? that's correct. oh. and we're not going to pay you. ok. i will be there because i am a hard working team player who loves this company. family can wait. thank you. i hate you. Delivered i would die for you.
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