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At the Steel Mill

Today 10:51 AM Hello Tom this is your boss from your job. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am your boss and I want you to. I am a big mean boss and I do boss things. I like being a boss. I don't want to go to work tomorrow because I am not on the schedule. I am a single dad who has custody of his kids. Work is for when l'm not with my kids, who l play video games with and provide for. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am a boss, and I'm saying so, and you need to be a team player. Your job is to come to the steel mill and make steel. You have to do this because I am your boss.
Today 10:51 AM Hello Tom this is your boss from your job. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am your boss and I want you to. I am a big mean boss and I do boss things. I like being a boss. I don't want to go to work tomorrow because I am not on the schedule. I am a single dad who has custody of his kids. Work is for when l'm not with my kids, who l play video games with and provide for. You have to come to work tomorrow because I am a boss, and I'm saying so, and you need to be a team player. Your job is to come to the steel mill and make steel. You have to do this because I am your boss.

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My Hat

( Messages Mr Andrews Details Take your hat off, it's distracting. If anyone disagrees, you can keep the hat on. It's not a distraction. The guy at the store said l'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off. How much did it cost? It's illegal for you to ask me that. I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Just take the hat off, Brian. No, I'm not taking the f------ hat off. I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.
( Messages Mr Andrews Details Take your hat off, it's distracting. If anyone disagrees, you can keep the hat on. It's not a distraction. The guy at the store said l'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off. How much did it cost? It's illegal for you to ask me that. I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Just take the hat off, Brian. No, I'm not taking the f------ hat off. I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.

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From the Boss' POV

Today 8:00 AM need you to come in to work today and work 1000 hours straight on my day off? on the day my child is to be born? that's correct. oh. and we're not going to pay you. ok. i will be there because i am a hard working team player who loves this company. family can wait. thank you. i hate you. Delivered i would die for you.
Today 8:00 AM need you to come in to work today and work 1000 hours straight on my day off? on the day my child is to be born? that's correct. oh. and we're not going to pay you. ok. i will be there because i am a hard working team player who loves this company. family can wait. thank you. i hate you. Delivered i would die for you.

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fuck you

iMessage Today 5:09 PM you need to come into work I have today off f--- you I don't care i'm evil f--- you dude I quit T hope you get eaten by animals Read 5:10 PM i'm sending someone to your house to kill you
iMessage Today 5:09 PM you need to come into work I have today off f--- you I don't care i'm evil f--- you dude I quit T hope you get eaten by animals Read 5:10 PM i'm sending someone to your house to kill you

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Cockney Texts

00000 Sprint LTE 8:54 PM 75% ( Messages Weatherbottom IV Details I say, Worcestershire, why aren't you at the factory? By me trousers, you miserable old picketwobber, I'll be gormed if I work on Christmas Day instead of spending it wif me family! You were always a mendicant! Get you to your station or I swear you'll never taste goose on the Yule again! Stuff it up your peck, I won't work another day for you, you old roast boffin iFakeTextMessage.com
00000 Sprint LTE 8:54 PM 75% ( Messages Weatherbottom IV Details I say, Worcestershire, why aren't you at the factory? By me trousers, you miserable old picketwobber, I'll be gormed if I work on Christmas Day instead of spending it wif me family! You were always a mendicant! Get you to your station or I swear you'll never taste goose on the Yule again! Stuff it up your peck, I won't work another day for you, you old roast boffin iFakeTextMessage.com

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Unreasonable!

Boss > iMessage Today 4:45 PM You need to come into work No it's my day off Ok that's totally understandable, enjoy your day! What the f---! You can't be serious?? Show some appreciation for your employees... ?? I said it was fine Ok dude seriously this is ridiculous. F--- you I quit Read 4:47 PM
Boss > iMessage Today 4:45 PM You need to come into work No it's my day off Ok that's totally understandable, enjoy your day! What the f---! You can't be serious?? Show some appreciation for your employees... ?? I said it was fine Ok dude seriously this is ridiculous. F--- you I quit Read 4:47 PM

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Boss and Snake

08:00 1 Boss > The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle. I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack. Boss! Delivered You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me! iMessage
08:00 1 Boss > The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle. I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack. Boss! Delivered You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me! iMessage

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Dost Thou

000 Sprint 4G 10:48 AM 65% Messages Boss Details Please ser. My uncle hath perished from the plague most foul, COVID-19. I need tomorrow off You knave, you fool. Think again, my odious little employee. For mine own grandma died but last week and yet still I labor You ser, are a heartless fiend worse than any Goetian demon. I bid thee farewell, ser. Drats.... A fool am I iMessage
000 Sprint 4G 10:48 AM 65% Messages Boss Details Please ser. My uncle hath perished from the plague most foul, COVID-19. I need tomorrow off You knave, you fool. Think again, my odious little employee. For mine own grandma died but last week and yet still I labor You ser, are a heartless fiend worse than any Goetian demon. I bid thee farewell, ser. Drats.... A fool am I iMessage

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3vanSutton

Evan Sutton ... @3vanSutton wHy wOn'T anYoNe wOrk? doN'T tHey wAnt joBs? tHeSe aRe gOod JobS You need to be a team player it isn't all about you, please come in So, just to be clear - my impressive performance was overshadowed by the fact that I wasn't uncomfortable enough while doing it? tomorrow Why are you just now telling me at 3 am that you need me to work 11 hours tomorrow? I've had a few I'm really not appreciating your attitude. You could have just said the first part where it was cleared with another lead instead of being disrespectful. This type of behavior drinks and I don't feel like coming into work hungover and working for that long on my day off. iont goina attitude when you come in Sunday. given me more notice I would have considered it and just not had any drinks so I wouldn't have to work that long hungover, but you waited too long, I'm already drunk, and I don't feel like coming in and working 11 hours while hungover. No we're not. Bartenders are needed all over the place now, I think I'll just go work at one of the dozens of places hiring around here. I'm fed up with you. Don't you know how to bartend too? Even if you don't we literally Give me a call, don't make such an impulsive decision have flash cards for each drink on Veulre neekina nintele k e
Evan Sutton ... @3vanSutton wHy wOn'T anYoNe wOrk? doN'T tHey wAnt joBs? tHeSe aRe gOod JobS You need to be a team player it isn't all about you, please come in So, just to be clear - my impressive performance was overshadowed by the fact that I wasn't uncomfortable enough while doing it? tomorrow Why are you just now telling me at 3 am that you need me to work 11 hours tomorrow? I've had a few I'm really not appreciating your attitude. You could have just said the first part where it was cleared with another lead instead of being disrespectful. This type of behavior drinks and I don't feel like coming into work hungover and working for that long on my day off. iont goina attitude when you come in Sunday. given me more notice I would have considered it and just not had any drinks so I wouldn't have to work that long hungover, but you waited too long, I'm already drunk, and I don't feel like coming in and working 11 hours while hungover. No we're not. Bartenders are needed all over the place now, I think I'll just go work at one of the dozens of places hiring around here. I'm fed up with you. Don't you know how to bartend too? Even if you don't we literally Give me a call, don't make such an impulsive decision have flash cards for each drink on Veulre neekina nintele k e

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