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binp ... @the_binp this sequence with jar jar binks' dad is the funniest f------ thing i've ever read SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR,... 8:04 PM · Apr 17, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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NITWIT! THESE ARE NOT THE BONE S OF SEA SERPENTS! THESE ARE THE BONES OF ALL MY RUINED HOPES, STREWN ABOUT THIS BARREN ROCK! I NAME THIS ISLAND "BINKS'S WOE!" YOUSSA KNOW, MY FATHER, MEESA VERY GOOD SWIMMER MEE COULD SWIM FOR HELP! SLAP! YOU IGNORANT FOOL! WE ARE HALFWAY AROUND THE GLOBE IN TREACHEROUS WATERS, IT WOULD TAKE YOU FIFTY YEARS TO SWIM FOR HELP AND You COULDN'T SWIM FOR HALF A DAY WITHOUT BEING EATEN BY A.........!! GOOD IDEA, BOY! YOU CAN SAVE US AFTER ALL! LET'S GET YOU STARTED., ! BEORGE R. BINKS!! DON'T YOU DARE!! WHY OH WHY NOT!? BO0 HOO HOO

TOOT TOOT! r0OT NO, GEORGE, DON'T DO IT! THINK OF WE CAN QET OFF OF THIS ISLAND SOMEHOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.... YOUR SON... BLAM! GEORGE!

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Lmaaaao

Balls smooth like eggs. ... @JimmySpoons1 Replying to @Yelix Lmaaaao on the island, which he christened "Binks's Woe." He grew increasingly annoyed by his son's antics, so that when Jar Jar offered to swim for help-a suicidal task due to the treacherous seas as well the distance involved-Binks encouraged the boy. However, this attempt at getting Jar Jar killed was cut short when his wife intervened. Overcome with feelings, he drew a gun and turned it on himself. His wife tried to encourage him not to, but only ended up encouraging him into pulling the trigger by telling him to think of their son. The shot merely grazed his skull, knocking him unconscious. When he awoke a short 8:41 PM · Apr 17, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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jar jar binks’s dad’s name is just george and his backstory is really fucked up

NPC who only says “..." ... @Yelix jar jar binks's dad's name is just george and his backstory is really f----- up On a whaling voyage with his wife and son, George R. Binks encountered an aggressive whale. Thanks to numerous poor navigation choices by Jar Jar, the whale crashed into the ship, causing it to sink. After this incident, the Binks family found themselves shipwrecked on a desolate island for over a month. During this time, prompted by his annoyance at his son's constant clumsy behavior, Binks unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide. 7:40 PM · Apr 17, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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It pisses me off that Disney got rid of the Expanded Universe cause that’s where Star Wars got WEIRD and AWESOME

wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan It pisses me off that Disney got rid of the Expanded Universe cause that's where Star Wars got WEIRD and AWESOME. Remember when Jar Jar Binks' dad killed himself with a pistol?! You won't see that on Disney+ TOOT: TOOT! roOT NO, GEORGE, DONT DO IT! THINK OF WE CAN GET OFF OF THIS ISLAND SOMEHOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR...., YOUR SON... BLAM! GEORGE! 11:19 AM - Feb 25, 2022 - Twitter Web App

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It is canon that Jar-Jar’s dad’s name is George R. Binks (phonetically “Jor-Jar”) and that his son’s antics drive him to suicide

thomas grabinski. ... @handsome_pal It is canon that Jar-Jar's dad's name is George R. Binks (phonetically "Jor-Jar") and that his son's antics drive him to suicide. Disney is telling the wrong stories. madness by his son's follies. When Jar Jar proposes to swim for the mainland, George eag agrees, knowing that he will likely not make it. However, his wife intervenes. George, unable to take any more, decides to shoot himself. His wife's attempt to stop him by asking him to "Think of our son!" only causes him to pull the trigger. However, the bullet merely grazes his skull. As he lies there, he reminisces of his love, Sheebla, and how he chose not to marry her because she could not bear him the son he wanted. As he imagines seeing Sheebla standing before him, the hallucination clears to reveal that it is really Jar Jar with an octopus wrapped around his head. George's only 10:28 AM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Since it's #StarWarsDay I'm legally required to remind you that Jar Jar Binks's father was called George R. Binks

Elle Osili-Wood ... @ElleOsiliWood Since it's #StarWarsDay I'm legally required to remind you that Jar Jar Binks's father was called George R. Binks, and canonically, he hates Jar Jar so much that he tried to kill himself after his wife said he couldn't drown him. 8:25 AM · May 4, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Thinking about George R. Binks again

Nickronomicon ... @nickeldoodle Thinking about George R. Binks again George R. Binks was an Otolla Gungan whaler who NO, GEORGE, DON'T DO IT! WE CAN GEr OFF OF THIS ISLAND SOMEHOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.. THINK YOUR S operated and resided on Naboo. He was the owner of Binks & Son Whaling Company, continuing the profession that had been practiced by his ancestors for hundreds of years. He was, through an unhappy marriage, the father of Jar Jar Binks, who would go on to serve as the Chommell sector's representative in the Galactic Senate. BLAM! On a whaling voyage with his wife and son, George R. GEORGE! Binks encountered an aggressive whale. Thanks to numerous poor navigation choices by Jar Jar, the whale crashed into the ship, causing it to sink. After this incident, the Binks family found themselves shipwrecked on a desolate island for over a month. During this time, prompted by his annoyance at his son's constant clumsy behavior, Binks unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide. 12:34 AM · Dec 15, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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honestly, don't know what to make of the fact that Jar Jar Binks' dad was called George R. Binks

Lucy James @lucyjamesgames ... honestly, don't know what to make of the fact that Jar Jar Binks' dad was called George R. Binks 8:05 PM · Oct 15, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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