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wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM 11 May 17 2,137 RETWEETS 7,007 LIKES No its canon gimme a sec to find the page Cani oe Deacon 3h 25 2 127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most crucial element of our program," she began, "It serves as a lifeline to our Spartans, increasing their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is a rein- forced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-Foam whenever nec-" One of the benefactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes it does, but we will be open to inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor at a later date, this is merely a prese-

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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off gurlukovich It's equality. ccreisz Samus doesn't need the power suit to jerk her off because Samus can get laid. hauntedbutch 25,936 notes Mar 12th, 2018
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