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THESE ARE FAKE YOU GULLIBLE M------------ wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 5/11/17, 12:52 PM THIS ISN'T REAL time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program,' she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes, The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach I've failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit...and judging by those comments many many people did had to ruin the joke it went on too long

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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off gurlukovich It's equality. ccreisz Samus doesn't need the power suit to jerk her off because Samus can get laid. hauntedbutch 25,936 notes Mar 12th, 2018

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127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program," she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. It increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJÓLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach

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my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM · May 11, 2017 · Twitter Web Client

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They keep asking us why we question the media and then they shift the narrative once again

Data ... @DatalsBACK1 They keep asking us why we question the media and then they shift the narrative once again https://kotaku.com> no-master-chie... No, Master Chief's Suit Does Not Jerk Him Off - Kotaku Sep 3, 2018 - An erroneous piece of Halo lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017: "my main issue with 'master chief ... "M https://moontaku.com > yes-master-. Yes, Master Chief's suit does jerk him off. - Moontaku Dec 6, 2021 - Not only does his suit jerk HALD him off, but the resulting liquid is recycled C-- into water, which he drinks. 8:11 AM - Jan 13, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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THESE ARE FAKE YOU GULLIBLE M------------ wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 5/11/17, 12:52 PM THIS ISN'T REAL time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program,' she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes, The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach I've failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit...and judging by those comments many many people did had to ruin the joke it went on too long

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