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Does Master Chief's Suit Jack Him Off? - These Are Fake You Gullible M------------

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THESE ARE FAKE YOU GULLIBLE M------------ wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 5/11/17, 12:52 PM THIS ISN'T REAL time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program,' she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes, The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach I've failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit...and judging by those comments many many people did had to ruin the joke it went on too long

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