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Average Califorian My car keeps getting broken into Atleast we aren't in Texas. Average Texan My truck is so lifted the robber fell and broke their leg. LMFAO
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    Obi Wan's solo career never quite took off AND THEY STILLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUNNND THE DROIDS THEY'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR Nor Dan Ware
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    Two days after reconnecting with a distant father

    10:48 22 Are you busy? Ivan > Yesterday 7:11 PM Call me when you have a chance please 93 Why? Is everything alright? I spoke to Bella yesterday if it's about her :) I need to ask you got a favor school paper work Can I have more information? For* Do you have an essay or a thesis that you wrote we you took criminal Justice that you can forward to me. I have an Investigator's position I'm interviewing for and they are asking for me to bring one in. Your interview is schedule for Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 10:30 a.m., please arrive on-time A ¡Message A Cash Delivered
    10:48 22 Are you busy? Ivan > Yesterday 7:11 PM Call me when you have a chance please 93 Why? Is everything alright? I spoke to Bella yesterday if it's about her :) I need to ask you got a favor school paper work Can I have more information? For* Do you have an essay or a thesis that you wrote we you took criminal Justice that you can forward to me. I have an Investigator's position I'm interviewing for and they are asking for me to bring one in. Your interview is schedule for Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 10:30 a.m., please arrive on-time A ¡Message A Cash Delivered
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    So supportive

    Have you considered that I am tired of listening to your problems? It's not only exhausting, it's annoying. I am not your therapist, your mother. I am I didn't say you were my therapist? I answered honestly when you asked me how I was doing??? and I mean I'm not a parent or anything but if I knew that I was one of the first people my kid came to when they felt sad or upset about something, it would comfort me to know that they trusted me enough to seek out my help if they needed it So I must be the worst mother in the world then. Mom I didn't say that either
    Have you considered that I am tired of listening to your problems? It's not only exhausting, it's annoying. I am not your therapist, your mother. I am I didn't say you were my therapist? I answered honestly when you asked me how I was doing??? and I mean I'm not a parent or anything but if I knew that I was one of the first people my kid came to when they felt sad or upset about something, it would comfort me to know that they trusted me enough to seek out my help if they needed it So I must be the worst mother in the world then. Mom I didn't say that either
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    A mom's post about beating her kids with a fly swatter

    3:12 facebook 1h On the way home from lunch. It was a great time. RES SET AIRBAG 78 L + Q 84 19 comments Chaza Home Friends Video Marketplace Notifications Menu
    3:12 facebook 1h On the way home from lunch. It was a great time. RES SET AIRBAG 78 L + Q 84 19 comments Chaza Home Friends Video Marketplace Notifications Menu
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    OP is 22

    6:11 ☑ 13% Where are you? Carlos. Why isn't your location on? I'm going to take your phone away. 6:01 PM 6:02 PM 6:04 PM Mom, I have my own apartment, I pay for my own phone, I pay rent, I have my own car, I'm not gonna have you tracking my phone and letting you see what I'm doing and my search history. The last time I checked, you were selling dr*gs and sm*moking ciggerettes with your little 'gang friends' 6:06 PM 6:08 PM One, I was 16 and 17, and I quit both, and my friends are actually good people, unlike someone I'm currently talking to over text right now. Bookmarked here for unread messages I'm taking you to church. I'm on my way now. 6:09 PM 6:10 PM There isn't mass at 6 pm on a Tuesday. 0° + 帅
    6:11 ☑ 13% Where are you? Carlos. Why isn't your location on? I'm going to take your phone away. 6:01 PM 6:02 PM 6:04 PM Mom, I have my own apartment, I pay for my own phone, I pay rent, I have my own car, I'm not gonna have you tracking my phone and letting you see what I'm doing and my search history. The last time I checked, you were selling dr*gs and sm*moking ciggerettes with your little 'gang friends' 6:06 PM 6:08 PM One, I was 16 and 17, and I quit both, and my friends are actually good people, unlike someone I'm currently talking to over text right now. Bookmarked here for unread messages I'm taking you to church. I'm on my way now. 6:09 PM 6:10 PM There isn't mass at 6 pm on a Tuesday. 0° + 帅
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    Maybe she shouldn't have had a kid at...13?

    Things I DONT do as a mom that would send all the woke moms into a coma Let my son wear dresses Encourage modern feminism Send my kids to school Vaxx!nate Let my kids choose their gender or pronouns + 229 42 12
    Things I DONT do as a mom that would send all the woke moms into a coma Let my son wear dresses Encourage modern feminism Send my kids to school Vaxx!nate Let my kids choose their gender or pronouns + 229 42 12
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    OP's dad stole $20k from their account

    5:43 D Dad > « Stop will you I âm about to drink now Stop it Well maybe I wouldn't be freaking out if I wasn't suddenly put in debt Give me tiem You are fine Stop Don't you guilt trip me Don't even try I'm having a crisis too. Just calm down and I will resolve it. I'm not asking you to understand but for your patience. I have a lot of work to do and a lot of people to provide for. I have a lot of issues this week with my accounts. What ever the issues are I need time to solve them Ο A iMessage You stop A Cash
    5:43 D Dad > « Stop will you I âm about to drink now Stop it Well maybe I wouldn't be freaking out if I wasn't suddenly put in debt Give me tiem You are fine Stop Don't you guilt trip me Don't even try I'm having a crisis too. Just calm down and I will resolve it. I'm not asking you to understand but for your patience. I have a lot of work to do and a lot of people to provide for. I have a lot of issues this week with my accounts. What ever the issues are I need time to solve them Ο A iMessage You stop A Cash
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    Christmas message

    I will be burning all photos, school photos, books, cards, school drawings and all evidence of you from my life and our family. Waste your time running to someone about this last email if you like but it will be the last time you hear from me ever - therefore not necessary! Every evidence of you will be erased from our lives and you have given me the proof I need to cut you from any inheritance ever. From now on you don't exist! I have one daughter and all trace of you will be gone - burnt as it should be. I have one daughter and I am glad that I finally found out the truth and what a liar you are and who will go to extreme lengths for revenge. Your name will never be mentioned again and all trace will be gone. I promise this is the last contact as per the order I will be served on Saturday. A stranger Sent from my iPhone
    I will be burning all photos, school photos, books, cards, school drawings and all evidence of you from my life and our family. Waste your time running to someone about this last email if you like but it will be the last time you hear from me ever - therefore not necessary! Every evidence of you will be erased from our lives and you have given me the proof I need to cut you from any inheritance ever. From now on you don't exist! I have one daughter and all trace of you will be gone - burnt as it should be. I have one daughter and I am glad that I finally found out the truth and what a liar you are and who will go to extreme lengths for revenge. Your name will never be mentioned again and all trace will be gone. I promise this is the last contact as per the order I will be served on Saturday. A stranger Sent from my iPhone
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    Because it's all about you

    Christian Parents of LGBTQ Children 12h Х What about the parents dreams for their children? Do we just go "oh well" on the dreams we had of walking our sons or daughters done the aisle and giving them to somone who God approved of? Of having grandkids and Sunday dinners with everyone there? Do we just invite the partner over and put on a happy face for them and make it seem like we are sooo happy for them? Everyone thinks about the harm it does to children if we don't accept them as they are...... well what about parents? Why are they not being help accountable for the pain they cause or the dreams we have to give up too? ~ barb. 40 30 answers ✓ Like Comment Send
    Christian Parents of LGBTQ Children 12h Х What about the parents dreams for their children? Do we just go "oh well" on the dreams we had of walking our sons or daughters done the aisle and giving them to somone who God approved of? Of having grandkids and Sunday dinners with everyone there? Do we just invite the partner over and put on a happy face for them and make it seem like we are sooo happy for them? Everyone thinks about the harm it does to children if we don't accept them as they are...... well what about parents? Why are they not being help accountable for the pain they cause or the dreams we have to give up too? ~ barb. 40 30 answers ✓ Like Comment Send
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    Odd

    Nothing to see here folks. Just my (34M) mother (70F) stalking me at work. Today 11:27 AM Are you out by the garbage can? Yes why I just looked at Find my phone & was wondering if you had dropped your phone LOL No, it's a funny little thing called a smoke break
    Nothing to see here folks. Just my (34M) mother (70F) stalking me at work. Today 11:27 AM Are you out by the garbage can? Yes why I just looked at Find my phone & was wondering if you had dropped your phone LOL No, it's a funny little thing called a smoke break
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    When OP asked their mom not to let their kid paint inside

    7:27 10 M Mom> No you didn't. This was after one rounds of cleaning. And you painted before and it was left. It was awhile back, obv before the closet got locked. Sorry I've upset you so much. Don't remember the kids ever painting before. I'll punish myself for doing this. I will hurt myself as much as I can. It would nice if I could have a normal conversation with you but unfortunately that is not a possibility. I'm just asking you not to paint inside, I don't want paint on things like the slime yesterday. I will take care of my punishment for being a terrible person. Like a said, unfortunately that's not a possibility You don't understand abt yesterday & don't want to hear explanation. No one deserves hurting as much as I do! I'll see to it I'm punished! A iMessage Delivered A Cash
    7:27 10 M Mom> No you didn't. This was after one rounds of cleaning. And you painted before and it was left. It was awhile back, obv before the closet got locked. Sorry I've upset you so much. Don't remember the kids ever painting before. I'll punish myself for doing this. I will hurt myself as much as I can. It would nice if I could have a normal conversation with you but unfortunately that is not a possibility. I'm just asking you not to paint inside, I don't want paint on things like the slime yesterday. I will take care of my punishment for being a terrible person. Like a said, unfortunately that's not a possibility You don't understand abt yesterday & don't want to hear explanation. No one deserves hurting as much as I do! I'll see to it I'm punished! A iMessage Delivered A Cash
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    Going no-contact

    <oing Forward Inbox↓ me Jun 27 K to Galina, Max ☑ Hi mom, and I have This is very difficult for me, and I appreciate that it will be difficult for you to hear, but after a conversation with our therapist, decided that our family needs a break from our relationship with you at the moment. In the last 6 months, during 2 conversations, you appeared to deny or minimize the abuse that I suffered from my father. This has led to very severe negative emotions for me. I have also felt that this denial has resulted in your inability to take 's safety seriously. I do not feel that you have taken seriously our concerns about secrets and about having men we don't know in your home while she's there. I need time to reassess how and when we can have a relationship with you again. We love you a great deal and we appreciate all the things you've done for our family, but we need this space at this time. Love, Jun 27 G to Great, I'll sleep tomorrow until 10 )). Just want to remind you, return the key to me, please. Love,
    <oing Forward Inbox↓ me Jun 27 K to Galina, Max ☑ Hi mom, and I have This is very difficult for me, and I appreciate that it will be difficult for you to hear, but after a conversation with our therapist, decided that our family needs a break from our relationship with you at the moment. In the last 6 months, during 2 conversations, you appeared to deny or minimize the abuse that I suffered from my father. This has led to very severe negative emotions for me. I have also felt that this denial has resulted in your inability to take 's safety seriously. I do not feel that you have taken seriously our concerns about secrets and about having men we don't know in your home while she's there. I need time to reassess how and when we can have a relationship with you again. We love you a great deal and we appreciate all the things you've done for our family, but we need this space at this time. Love, Jun 27 G to Great, I'll sleep tomorrow until 10 )). Just want to remind you, return the key to me, please. Love,
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