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FORMER BA'ATHIST ELECTRICITY RATION ANTIQUITIES CURATOR MILITARY PROPAGANDA MEDDLING MATCHMAKER ISIS HOLDOUT One of the The state-owned electricity plants Insist on choosing Still thinks life was better under his regime Just wants the British Museum to return Iraqi artifacts Propaganda posters all around Baghdad depict Iraqi soldiers as superheroes are poor and underequipped a match for their child despite their desires thousands of Saddam lovers who went into hiding in 2003 PKK FIGHTER Staging a violent insurgency against both Iraq and Turkey simultaneously Was a successful politician, now a religious minority who hates his life Spends all her time on social media Openly- socialist, PKK stands for "Kurdistan Workers' Party" ANTI-AMERICAN (SECULAR) Reddit loves these guys When ISIS swept through Iraq they took thousands of civilian hostages Thinks Iraq is a medieval s------- and America made it this way Doesn't like the west or Iraq, nobody's sure what she wants ISIS HOSTAGE Now these victims of r--- and torture live in ruined cities and don't have legal recourse for what happened to them GAY IRAQI Things are better than they were, but the gay community still has to live underground Have secret communities, clubs, and codes Society remains conservative and homophobic RUBBLE SURVIVOR Home was destroyed in the war, now lives in an oil drum Nobody is coming to help Eats garbage and tries to make it to tomorrow Has to schedule blackouts just to keep lights on Why don't they privatize like everyone else Often funded by a foreign NGO Consistently not able to recruit enough الله أكبر WOMEN'S EDUCATION GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRAT IRAQI SOLDIER TRIBAL ELDER Advocating for women to go Part of Iraq's bloated Paid poorly, treated like to school and university as Iraq becomes more secular Just trying to keep a democracy running s---, exposed to Holds most of the real power in rural Iraq government Doesn't see a nation-state, but a tribal structure dangerous situations Works very hard, got shot, gets almost no recognition Western MSM journos seize all the glory and he's forgotten Doesn't really want to be part of Iraq and impacted by the generational trauma of Iraqi impression of the Kurds IRAQI WAR JOURNALIST MINE-SWEEPER IRAQI CUSTOMS Local journalist who was embedded with Iraqi Army during the ISIS insurgency Used to be strict but now trying to encourage tourism and investment Calls the region 'Kurdistan' and hangs the flag but tacitly knows they'll never be free TIKTOK SCENE Very popular Actively making among the the population youth more progressive and secular One of the most popular trends is for teenage girls to remove hijab But knows Iraq can't be trusted with them COLORED CHICKS In Iraq it's traditional to dye chicks bright colors and give them to children as gifts You can buy them for like 50 cents on the street Tons of stuff was looted by US O soldiers and ISIS and it's impossible to track down They're living toys Often get assassinated by fundamentalists Saddam, the US, ISIS, the PKK, and the Iraqi Army have littered the landscape with mines and unexplored ordinance Teenagers are employed for like $3/ day to clear mines with bayonets, by hand Widespread throughout the country Desperately wants Iraq to qualify for the World Cup Takes a printer Does printing, and extension cord and brings it out to the street faxing, and scanning for random passers-by They're brave, sure, but the government straight-up deifies them TAX EVASION Try their hardest to hide wealth from the government Stationed all over cities, ostensibly keeping the country safe from ISIS returning The reason there are rolling blackouts and government servants aren't paid well Look, pay your $77/€70 and you're allowed into the country, we won't ask any questions or even search you Extremely dangerous AVERAGE KURD FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN LOCAL POLICE PRIVATE ELECTRICTY TOYOTA MODIFIER Get together The state-owned electric grid The sport is becoming more popular in Iraq Not much to do since the war ended Take a cheap Toyota pickup from the 1990s and throw a machine gun onto it with the boys to smoke shisha and watch the game can't handle everyone and there are rolling blackouts So private companies sell generators to households and charge by the watt Often fall asleep at their posts Lots of corruption, will take bribes Huge part of Arabic culture Make that weird throat screaming sound while doing it Parents of young Iraqis AMATEUR HOME RENOVATOR Since large families live under one roof, when the family expands the patriarch usually just builds a floor on top of existing floors Creates a generational rift between progressive youth and conservative parents Unstable as hell, often collapse Iraq is full of unfinished houses Often practices polygamy FIXER Usually hardened vets of the Iraq War Now work as hardcore tour guide for rich westerners and MSM ROADSIDE PRINTER CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE OIL COMPANY ABU AZRAEL The falling bullets kill dozens of people The companies privatized after Saddam was usurped Now raking in billions of dinars with black gold There aren't many of Still assassinate them left, less than Iraqi 1% of former strength bureaucrats and random civilians CURB GAS STATION Pour gasoline into Like if that empty Pepsi scheme from bottles and sell it on the roadside Always Sunny was real URIA Technically illegal but nobody cares and conduct raids WESTERN CONVERT Comes from a western country, got indoctrinated to Islamic fundamentalist propaganda More fervent than most native conservative Muslims in Iraq Waiting for the Caliphate to rise again SUNNI MUSLIM Were in power under Saddam, now disenfranchised made action figures and comics of him Slowly radicalizing Made up a large part of ISIS Hide out in the desert robbing drivers on remote highways Creates some of the most iconic terrorist footage of all time Known as "the Iraqi Tall, muscular, Rambo", they've has an epic beard Killed ISIS insurgents with a tomahawk and dagger They've put a huge bounty on his head BANDIT Trying to replicate the riches they generated during the chaos of the Gulf War 30 years ago

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