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throwing2bstick jpg (1.08 MB 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)08 12 27 No 31957096319571003195711031957136 22 31958049 2310605882196077531960844319612822196195323196274231962772319 How do you weaponize a stick? How to make the stick do more damage? Smart thinking now they can't steal stick Anonymous 11/10/16 (Thu)17-20:15 No.3196077531962039 >>31962842 >>31962 File: IMG_0870.jpg (1.79 MB, 3264x2448) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)22:51:15 No.3196362731963704 >>31963816 >>31953821 >>31964061 >>31960775 Smart thinking now they can't steal stick >>31957096 (OP) I added a chain and a lock to mine. can't Anonymous 11/10/16(Thm File: TEARS.jpg (54 KB, 400x steal stick Anonymous 11/ File: great jpg (60 KE Gyeng

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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: Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

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255 KB PNG >It has custom >mfw Thanks, Todd >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me sound

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: Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)17:08:54 No.45836085 >>45834564 # You should act a bit more alpha so she thinks you're a Chad, try messaging her "get your t--- out now or I'll f------ kill you. >>45837596 # Anonymous05/02/18(Wed)20:35:42 No.45837596 >>45836085 # do not do this

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m 272 KB JPG >You will never be North Sentinelese >You will spend the day teaching your sons to hunt with spears >You will never spend the night plowing your harem after they cook your prey >You will never shoot an American missionary with arrows and get away with it >You will instead work 50 hours a week in McDonalds and marry a thot

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Anon learns that no good deed goes unpunished | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 12/13/22(Tue)12:18:28 No.890691927 >be me, always hated bugs as a kid, especially spiders and centipedes, and would always kill them >as I grew up, I learned that they ate pests and were beneficial to homes and outside >eventually I left spiders alone but still killed centipedes because they're scary >Last night I saw a centipede in my bedroom and decided to leave it alone for the first time >go to sleep proud of myself for letting an innocent animal live >get bit in my sleep I don't understand /b/ros, the one time I ignored the centipede, the f----- bit me. Is this payback or something? Jfc, my arm is killing me

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Anonymous >5'7", 120 lbs >Get called "big guy" by the dude at the counter handing me my order : Anonymous Was it a big order 12/06/22(Tue)07:48:41 No.71278567 : Anonymous >>71278567 (OP) # Probably being sarcastic >>71278642 # baku3.gif 2.26 MB GIF : Anonymous >>71278567 (OP) # 12/06/22(Tue)07:50:49 No.71278592 12/06/22(Tue)07:51:29 No.71278599 12/06/22(Tue)07:52:37 No.71278609 Who's my best little man? Who's a good boy? LOOK AT YOU, out on your own!!! And shopping!!! Wow, you're such a BIG BOY!

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10:58 : Anonymous >be me, 7-8 >have cousin who was 13 >great dude, was p chill and loves video games >our favorite game to play back then was samurai warriors 2 coop >although started acting weird one summer that I decided to stay over >would pull down my shorts and would try to literally f--- me any chance he can >told him to stop and threaten to tell on him >he says that no one would believe me and I'd be in trouble too >would pester me and tell me that he'd just do it once 9 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon) 22:58:24 No.890633394 Been almost a year so I can now get this off my chest >scared, I finally cave in >hurt like hell and I felt like absolute s--- >go home and cry myself to sleep, knowing that I'll never be able to tell anyone Fast forward to 8 years ago >same cousin had a seizure and collapsed on the stairs >they find tumor on his brain >he fought it for 7 years >died last year due to the tumor spreading to his spine >didn't weep a single tear >pretended that I was distraught to family >happiest I've ever been F--- you, Al. Go burn in hell. =

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: Anonymous THE INTERNET RUINED MY LIFE 12/12/22(Mon)12:08:38 No.71370095 157 KB JPG >be outgoing kid >have lots of friends and play outside every day >Tween years hit >get a laptop with internet access >Instantly hooked, start spending all of my time online >stop making new friends, only make online friends >fast forward 12 years later >accomplished nothing in life >no friends >not even the internet is fun anymore

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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/06/20(Sun)09:21:50 No.841726614 >be me >use reddit for first time >create account >log in >immediately have fantasies about sucking d--- My lord, i never have had a thought about sucking c--- in my life. What is that energy that radiates from that site? Its...fagotizing

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: Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)23:01:21 No.71372230 >girl at bar asked out big my d--- was >I have a galaxy note 10 plus >know my d--- in about an inch longer than that phone >tell her to hold out her hand >her hand is tiny >put my phone in it >"about an inch longer than that" >she ends up blowing me behind the bar like a drunk bitch That was a good night.

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: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 12/12/22(Mon)16:30:50 No.890654271 >be >7 years old >at park with dad >on the merry go round >dad starts whipping the merry go round around like a slave driver in the deep south >my 7 year old hands are too weak >grip slipping >yell at dad to slow down >even he cannot resist his own power >keeps spinning >grip keeps slipping Oh no >fly off the merry go round like a missle >land on my back like 7 feet away >still skidding across the ground like in an anime >back full of splinters >dad laughing maniacally >why have forsaken me father

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throwing2bstick jpg (1.08 MB 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)08 12 27 No 31957096319571003195711031957136 22 31958049 2310605882196077531960844319612822196195323196274231962772319 How do you weaponize a stick? How to make the stick do more damage? Smart thinking now they can't steal stick Anonymous 11/10/16 (Thu)17-20:15 No.3196077531962039 >>31962842 >>31962 File: IMG_0870.jpg (1.79 MB, 3264x2448) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)22:51:15 No.3196362731963704 >>31963816 >>31953821 >>31964061 >>31960775 Smart thinking now they can't steal stick >>31957096 (OP) I added a chain and a lock to mine. can't Anonymous 11/10/16(Thm File: TEARS.jpg (54 KB, 400x steal stick Anonymous 11/ File: great jpg (60 KE Gyeng

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