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>soon I will ascend >soon سامة Anonymous (ID: 9iouC1xA 01/12/23(Thu)22:59:15 No.411993822 >be 10th tier jew lord >shekel keeper >sitting in my cave surrounded by gold and jewels given to me by the German government >nobusinesslikeshoahbusiness.jpg >my Palestinian child servants enter my feeding chamber >"L-Lord Rosensteinshekelberg... t-the reuben crops aren't growing" >WHAT?! >how dare they bring me such news >"Myehh!" I screech as I rake a talon across their little faces >after I become bored with beating my servants I slither across my lair and soak myself in a nice warm tub of freshly harvested foreskins and consider how to best remedy the lack of reubens >feelsgood.jpg >I can feel myself growing stronger from the foreskins' essence

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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>soon I will ascend >soon سامة Anonymous (ID: 9iouC1xA 01/12/23(Thu)22:59:15 No.411993822 >be 10th tier jew lord >shekel keeper >sitting in my cave surrounded by gold and jewels given to me by the German government >nobusinesslikeshoahbusiness.jpg >my Palestinian child servants enter my feeding chamber >"L-Lord Rosensteinshekelberg... t-the reuben crops aren't growing" >WHAT?! >how dare they bring me such news >"Myehh!" I screech as I rake a talon across their little faces >after I become bored with beating my servants I slither across my lair and soak myself in a nice warm tub of freshly harvested foreskins and consider how to best remedy the lack of reubens >feelsgood.jpg >I can feel myself growing stronger from the foreskins' essence

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