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JEFF IS BAD AT SWEARING ARE YOU F------ ME?! S--- OFF. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE DAMN. @RUSTY.CREATES

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“Bad at swearing” by /u/Casual_Deviant


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LE SACRE COEUR A LOT OF ENGLISH EXPRESSIONS USE "FRENCH", LIKE "FRENCH BREAD", "A FRENCH LEAVE", "FRENCH PRIES"... SO IT RAISES ONE ESSENTIAL QUESTION: HOW DO YOU FRENCH KISS IN FRENCH? AMÉLE POULAIN OH LA LA MONSIEUR BOULET! MIME THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF KISSES IN FRANCE LA BISE TO SAY HELLO/GOODBYE. YOU DON'T REALLY Kiss, WE ARE NOT SAVAGES. IT MOSTY CONSISTS IN TOUCHING CHEEKS WITH A "MWA"SOUND. MWA MWA (IT IS HOWEVER ABSURDLY COMPLEX TO UNDERSTAND WHEN AND HOW MANY TIMES.) EXAMPLES: 4 "S'EMBRASSER SOUS LE GUI" DONNER UN Bisou/UN BAISER "GIVE A KISS". MEANS LIPS ARE TOUCHING THE CHEEK, THE LIPS, OR ANY OTHER PART YOU JUDGE APPROPRIATE TO KISS BUT CAREFULLY USE "BAISER": "UN BAISER" IS A KISS, BUT "BAISER AS A VERB MEANS "TO HAVE SEX" ww 11 JE T'EMBRASSE" AT THE END OF A LETTER OR AN E-MAIL Хохо 1.4. War. M. SMACK . TOOR EIFFEL EMBRASSER CAN MEAN A LOT OF THINGS. IT'S THE BASIC WAY TO SAY " TO KISS" WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE THE WORD ITSELF MEANS "TO TAKE IN YOUR ARMS" "EMBRASSE TES PARENTS POUR Moi!" HEY! DOES THAT MEANS THAT "EMBRASSE" IS "EMBRACE"? YES, YOU CAN ALSO USE IT LIKE THAT. YOU CAN "EMBRASSE" YOUR DESTINY, OR THE DARK SIDE TO KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE ("LOVE & KISSES") "SAY HI TO YOUR PARENTS FOR ME! "1 BUT WAIT... DOES THAT MEAN THAT FRENCH DOESN'T HAVE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR THE FRENCH KISS? THE ONE WITH THE TONGUE AND ALL?" WELL, NO. BUT WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SLANG FOR THIS. IN FRANCE, "TO FRENCH KISS" is ROULER UNE PELLE IT WOULD COME FROM THE SIMILAR EXPRESSION "ROULER UN PATIN" (TO ROLL A ROLLER SKATE/ICE SKATE) 00 SAY "HAAA" MFBL WHICH LITERALLY MEANS: TO ROLL A SHOVEL" 00 MONFEUR SOMETIME YOU'LL ALSO MEET" ROULER UNE GALOCHE" (TO ROLL AN OLD SHOE) (PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE ROLLER SKATE THING OH, No. VHYHO BOULET IT WOULD COME FROM "PATINER" AND "PELOTER" WHICH BOTH USED TO MEAN" TO TOUCH WITH INSISTANCE" TO CARESS. OOH MADEMOISELLE! I ALSO HEARD A THEORY THAT SAYS IT COULD COMME FROM TRAINS, AND THE SHOVEL TO LOAD COAL THAT WAS SHAPED LIKE A TONGUE. OH MONSIEUR BOULET♥ FUN FACT: IF YOU TRY TO ROULE UNE PELLE AND GET TURNED DOWN... WE STILL USE "PELOTER' IN THIS SENSE. IT'S CALLED "SE PRENDRE UN RATEAU"." ("TO GET A RAKE") *3* YOU'RE HOT BABY! BUT NOTHING CONCLUSIVE
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To the pet store! WITCHIN Oh my gods it's HAPPENING! The Cat Distrubution System finally chose me! 4. @daydreamed_designs KDV
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