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Political Compass - When I started freshman year of college, I made a 400-item bucket list of things I wanted to do before I die. While I've since fulfilled 174 things on the list, 226 remain undone. Here is a 12x10 wojak compass of some items I have yet to accomplish. | /r/

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NORTH KOREA I've always wanted to visit the hermit kingdom, the last bastion of totalitarian communism on earth But I don't want to fund the Kim family and maybe get Otto Warmbiered so it's a no for now RED SQUARE EASTERN FRONT BATTLE SITE The Eastern Front of WWII is underrated and doesn't get studied nearly enough although 8/10 people who died in Europe died here The epicenter of the former Soviet Union; insane amounts of history I wanna see Lenin's tomb but Russia is a no-no place right now THROW A MOLOTV COCKTAIL Every time I see footage of it I think it looks so fun But also dangerous, how do you cope with the stress of holding a burning bomb in your hand?? PACIFIC NORTHWEST British Columbia, Southeast Alaska, Oregon, or Washington will suffice Those forests seem insane fr ATTEND A BALLET I've been to a few operas but a ballet is one of those things I've never done I feel like I'd get bored but idk maybe it'd be cool LOOT Everytime I see footage of looting it looks so fun, like those shopping sprees you fantasized about when you were a kid I spent the weekend of May 30, 2020 watching live feeds of the George Floyd riots and wishing I was there DMT Rogan has talked it up so much that I gotta try it But I'm lowkey scared VISION QUEST (48+ HOUR FAST) I've heard you start hallucinating around three days But I lack discipline; longest I've gone without food is 27 hours I want to see a place where some of that hateful slaughter occurred, it's a morbid fascination. VOLGOGRAD Stalingrad was the most brutal battle in history: three million people walked in, a few hundred thousand walked out I've read so much about it that I want to stand there and see the place for myself CUBA The last communist country in the western hemisphere, was once the Pearl of the Caribbean I want to see it before it gets too westernized I was originally supposed to go here instead of Bolivia ERSATZ COFFEE In many 20th century histories I read, they mention making coffee from acorns and sawdust in times of shortage If I taste such coffee I will have an intimate connection with history, but I don't know where to get it VISIT A GLACIER The way I see it, climate change will kill most or all of them within 25 years, so I want to see one before they're gone forever But they're all in hard- to-reach places ATTEND A WALTZ I know it sounds gay, but those Belle Epoque waltzes were so elegant and beautiful Just once, I want to get all dressed up and dance with a woman in a flowing dress to Strauss music in a palace HEAR A SPOKEN ABORIGINAL LANGUAGE I'm into languages but aboriginal/native languages are in a league of their own I just want to exist in the vicinity of someone speaking one MEET A BUDDHIST They're apparently everywhere, but I have yet to meet one I want to do it for the novelty alone SEE A MANDALA Such a revered and ephemeral art form, here one moment and gone the next I'll be so glad if I manage to catch a glimpse of one AYAHUASCA Apparently a transcendent, religious experience But there are so many westerners who take it and get robbed that I'm super wary SEE A MILITARY PARADE These are largely a thing of the past but still conducted in Belarus. and some third-world countries Idk why they went away, who doesn't want to watch tanks and missiles drive by?? FORMERLY-SOVIET CAUCUS COUNTRY I'm fascinated by Central Asia and its Eurasian culture Plus I like the former Soviet Union, so this is a two birds with one stone kind of objective BALKAN COUNTRY This underrated region of Europe fascinates hell out of me, especially how they all hate each other I'm going to fulfill this the moment I step foot in Slovenia next week MARVEL BASQUE SPAIN| GIVE BLOOD This is the most fascinating region of Spain to me, for its climate and culture Plus the fact that the language has no family is really cool ATTEND COMIC CON They seem really fun, the atmosphere seems electric But I don't want to pay the high entry fee BE AN EXTRA IN A FILM This one is kinda self- explanatory I just wanna be in a crowd of people in a movie OR SPEAR For the vast majority of human history, ending only in the past couple thousand years, we were all hunter-gatherers I want to throw a spear just to get in touch with my caveman ancestors PERU The complexity and relative modernity of the Inca Empire is fascinating And Peru is its direct descendant It's just kinda dangerous rn SLEEP ON A TRAMPOLINE I had a friend who swore by it and now I wanna try SCORE A 100+ POINT SCRABBLE WORD But where does one find a trampoline I love playing Scrabble and I'm decently good at it I have a friend who is always able to find 100+ point words, I'm so envious THROW A JAVELIN "I LOVE YOU" FROM NON-RELATIVE Never been in a relationship long enough to drop the L word And I just want one of the boys to drop a friendly "I love you, bro" SLEEP OUTDOORS WITHOUT COVER For the vast majority I gave it a shot of human history. once and the people slept on the bug bites ground prevented me from slipping away...how did they do it?? I consider this to be one of the most altruistic things you can do and many of my friends have done it But I'm afraid of needles and don't want to hurt my cardiovascular health, so I haven't BREACH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE There's something so foreboding, exotic, and mysterious about the Arctic Even if I just place one foot over the circle, I'd be satisfied HAVE A CAT NAMED "TOOTHLESS" How to Train Your Dragon is my favorite movie, and I like cats So I want to have a black cat and name it Toothless SLEEP ABOVE 10,000 FEET It's a test of endurance It's the mightiest and most storied river in our hemisphere I'm gonna do it in Bolivia DO SOMETHING SEXUAL ON ACID My roommate used to f--- his girlfriend on acid and brag about how awesome it was SWIM IN THE AMAZON RIVER The current is quick and it's full of disease and danger, so I want to do it for the challenge alone SPEAK TO A CROWD OF OVER 500 This is a holdover from the days when I thought I was going to be a politician I still do want to speak to a big crowd though, it seems fun VISIT UN HEADQUARTERS I was president of my school's MUN in high school and I'm about to study international law So UN headquarters would be the geekout to end all geekouts UN PLAY CHESS IN A VIENNESE CAFE So many influential thinkers: Freud, Trotsky, Klimt, Hitl- played chess in Vienna cafes Just once, I want to too COMPLETE A MARATHON I've accomplished many athletic feats: biathlon, half-marathon, and 75k endurance row But the marathon is an elusive and attractive goal SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS IN PERSON Everything I hear depicts them as an apparition of God and a miracle on earth To see them would mark a zenith artistic achievement RIDE A HORSE It's one of those basic things I've never done I just wanna feel like Red Dead man HITCHHIKE I just want to do it to prove to myself that a random driver trusts me I made a legit attempt last month but no takers If you see me sticking my thumb out by a highway, please pick me up DIVE OFF A CLIFF Looks fun but super dangerous I'd have to make sure it's in a place with known depth SMOKE OPIUM I'm fascinated with history, and China's century of humiliation I want to try the drug that brought the Qing Dynasty to its knees READ MEIN KAMPF I want to get inside the head of the man who genocided my people and understand why he did it Plus I hear he's a terrible author and I want to laugh at the bad writing I could read it anytime but I don't want to end up on a list FIRE A BERETTA OR CARCANO I have three direct ancestors who fought in the Italian Army in WWI and WWII I want to fire the guns they fired It's now a footnote in the greater story of WWII but I really want to see it UK One little island that took over the whole world Now a backwater, AU! but a backwater full of history Will fulfill this in Slovenia Naturally, I have to try it; it is the most manly sport GO SKIING I didn't grow up in a wealthy family, so I never got to go skiing (or golfing) I feel left out and want to try WORK AT AN ICE CREAM SHOP When I was 16 I applied to my local ice cream shop and got rejected I'm bitter about it and I want to work in an ice cream shop just to spite that bitch manager TOP OF A 100+ STORY BUILDING Highest I've been is 85 I just want to see all the ant MAGINOT LINE EAT HARD TACK VISIT A RODEO MALTA | a unique The most impressive failure in history History is full of soldiers and sailors resenting the difficulty of eating hardtack I want to know how it FEELS 2 people and toy cars So here's my theory: I see at least several hundred unique people in p--- each year, so by the law of statistics I have TAKE A VERTEBRATE LIFE For the vast majority of human history, almost every man in any society had to kill things routinely to see someone I know eventually Having never taken a life, feel left out of history SKYDIVE It seems so fun but it's too expensive to be worth it right now I caught a mouse last year and could've done the murder, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it Maybe if I win a Drake and Josh style trip CHESS ELO OF >1500 THREE-WAY Seems fun, but if you actually think about it it wouldn't work that well Still want to try it My ELO is currently 1216, which is in the top 20% of players worldwide but still not perfect 1500 would make me happy WEAR A BLACK BOWTIE TUXEDO Men wore them to pretty much every social occasion in the 20s I want to know how it FEELS WWI BATTLE SITE AUSTRALIA OKTOBERFEST HEAD OF THE CHARLES OR HENLEY My favorite war, I want to see a place where it was fought A continent that developed in biological isolation, with a Stone Age aboriginal population and a criminal imported population In a sense, based It's been almost mythologized in history PRINCESS JULIANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT RECOGNIZE SOMEONE HIRE A PROSTITUTE I KNOW IN P--- It's that airport where the runway is 20m from the shore and you can stand by the fence and feel the engine blast And I love aviation so it would be a double- whammy of fun RIDE ON A HELICOPTER Seems really fun, and that's about it DRINK A $200+ ALCOHOL Most expensive I've had is $110, I want to push the bourgeoise envelope I would feel too guilty about wasting it though I want to participate in the oldest profession in the world but why pay for it when you can get boy ass for free? Maybe when I'm older or in Amsterdam DRINK BLOOD History is full of anecdotes of everyone from peasants to rulers drinking blood STRIP CLUB Such a quintessentially- manly thing to do I know it'll taste bad, but it's about But same logic as prostitution: why pay to watch naked women when I can have boy ass? joining history EAT DOG OR CAT MEAT I hear good things from the Vietnamese, and horsemeat is great Plus I want to do it for the taboo element MONGOLIA In my top ten favorite countries on earth for its unique history and hardy people Plus throat singing is f------ cool BOX (SPORT) OMAHA BEACH ALCATRAZ GROUP FIGHT (2 V. CHRISTMAS IN 2 OR MORE) EUROPE One of the favorite activities of Marcus Aurelius, Theodore Roosevelt, and Ernest Hemingway I want to see the place where 10,000 Americans were killed in one square kilometer aspect of American Western history Seems like good vibes and community too JAPAN Arguably the most diligent and hardest- working people on earth Because of this, their history is full of extreme effort and random spurts of greatness All the footage I've seen looks really, really fun Plus Hefeweizen is f------ amazing and the best kind of beer The most legendary prison in America And I'm really into 1920s-30s history OWN 25+ NECKTIES I think neckties are the ultimate expression of male creative freedom and I'm disappointed that society is shifting against ties Anyway I own 23 ties so I'm getting real close to 25 EAT CAVIAR It's the stereotypical "rich person" food I just wanna see what it's like GET HEAD UNDER A DESK If it's good enough for Clinton, it's good enough for me SEX WITH A NATIVE AMERICAN I am not going to elaborate upon this one. I want to feel like POTUS man Car WATCH A LARGE EXPLOSION IN PERSON The action hero special I've talked to IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM The sun may have set on the British Empire, but they still have a kickass museum I want to see the stolen s--- from around the world people who've seen big explosions and they say it's transcendent DO COKE IN SOUTH AMERICA It's almost an obligation will do it in Bolivia because it's de facto legal there and will help with the altitude Also in my top ten favorite countries As an island between North Africa and Europe, it's seen an insane amount of history, especially medieval MAKE A BLOOD PACT The idea of sharing blood with a close friend is so damn. intriguing to me I asked my best The two most prestigious rowing regattas on earth I had an opportunity to go to Charles in High School and I squandered it, so now it's a bucket list item I've been in fights, but I want to be in a fight where a friend has my back and my opponent has a friend too FLY FIRST OR BUSINESS CLASS As I shuffle past them to the back of the plane, I always envy them Just once I want to know what it's like but I don't want to spend 2x as much for a ticket friend if he would bwong bwong bwong Too bad most of do it and he said "no, you're gay. there's probably something in there." them are electronically operated these days PARTICIPATE OWN LAND Before the 19th century, most men weren't considered full citizens unless they owned land Even though it's not that way anymore, I want to be a full citizen THROW TEA INTO A HARBOR I want to get in touch with the OG patriots This December is the 250th anniversary and I will definitely fulfill this then ST. PETERSBURG Yes, it's for the Imperial Russian history F--- I want to see the Hermitage I wish the war wasn't real RENNAISSANCE FAIR WEAPON I just wanna go brrrrrrr But ammunition is super expensive and there aren't many places where you can legally do it RING DO COKE OFF ASS AND T--- An extremely manly thing to do, have had many peers who did it I came really close a few years ago but she backed out at the last moment Medieval history is cool and I kinda want to LARP as a peasant for a day and watch some swordfights HURCH BELLS I just wanna yank on the big rope and hear DRIVE A LUXURY | MONTE CARLO TAKE A BRIBE VEHICLE I wanna gamble in a tuxedo at the world I just wanna feel rich, center of casino gaming People who give bribes are unimportant, people who take bribes are important man I can't be trusted behind Is there a cover charge? the wheel of a 2001 Honda Civic, much less a Maserati IN A DUEL History sees the practice as antiquated and barbaric, I see it as one of the greatest ideas on earth I don't f------ care about the mortality rate, I want to do it. The danger gets me off. Since parts of Europe are very religious, Christmas is a whole carnival event Such wholesome spirit, plus flights are cheap BOAT ON A YACHT am DEFINITELY not rich enough for this, but it looks like so much fun Me and my Dad watch Below Deck as a guilty pleasure And while I've given bribes, I've yet to take one FIRE A BAZOOKA OR SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO FLAMETHROWER SPEAKS NO ENGLISH There's nothing malicious here, I'm I want to feel the power of spurting flame and explosion doing it to validate that I can speak a foreign language well enough to get someone in bed Too bad it's super illegal VIEW A C---, DOG, OR BULLFIGHT Yes I know it's morally wrong, stop telling me But it's the last vestige of ancient gladiator games, let me have this FIRE AN AUTOMATIC GET SHOT AT From the historical primary sources, apparently it feels like the air disappearing by your head and the sound of a ferocious bee Plus it would feed into my historical fantasies F--- I want to experience it EAT ENDANGERED ANIMAL MEAT Dangerous, illegal, and highly unethical Seems fun

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