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GULAG SPUDS Was reading The Gulag Archipelago and wanted to immerse myself, so I researched Gulag rations and ate only those for a day Hint: potatoes, bread, and watery soup History is fascinating but cruel MINER FOOD PRAGUE VIETNAMESE Why is this so far authleft? Because just as Germany imported Turkish guest workers during the Cold War, the Warsaw Pact imported Vietnamese guest workers, leading to a huge Vietnamese expat community throughout Czechia, Eastern Germany, Poland, Hungary, and Romania Was in West Virginia and was researching the Battle of Blair Mountain at the time, so made a special detour to Logan and ate at a cafe where the striking miners ate Had a fried baloney sandwich and onion rings 8/10 FINALS PANCAKES As an annual tradition, the college Dean served pancakes to the student body during finals week Kneel, oppressor, and serve those who serve you! At a college event more people than expected showed up, so they cut the donuts in half and rationed them We were all promised unlimited donuts and everyone was furious CUBAN MISH-MASH Went to an edgy restaurant that exclusively sold food from countries the US was in conflict with HALF A DONUT GROUND BEEF PILE At the end of the year in But only the person designated high school Spanish we had a potluck to bring ground beef actually bothered to do it taco bar The food was good but the restaurant concept and staff were so damn pretentious about their woke edginess SWAHILI COFFEEHOUSE An expirimental concept restaurant on my college campus where you had to order in different languages to receive your food One week was Swahili, I got a great coffee and spicy cookies The waitress said I had a good accent, I'm sure she was kidding but I felt gassed up anyway FORAGED JAM There are juneberry bushes near my apartment and in the summer of 2020, me and my roommate spent two hours picking as many as we could We combined them with sugar and gelatin in a Mason jar and made fresh jam M Tasted great and we gathered so many berries that the jam lasted us until March 2021 Was at work, bit into an apple I brought and tasted something soft and sticky inside COMMIE FOOD In Czechia, Poland, Slovakia, and Slovenia, I made a special effort to go to Cold War-era communist workers' cafeterias Even today, for dirt-cheap ($2-5 USD), you can get a huge portion of good food Pulled out and saw a white egg sac and dozens of baby spiders crawling out I recoiled in shock but couldn't react too hard because I was at work Best Vietnamese food I've ever had, and damn cheap too I still remember the feeling of the sac in my mouth If you're ever in Prague, go to Remember Vietnam PLAIN BAKED POTATO Used to swipe food from the college cafeteria freshman year; but didn't have a microwave or condiments in my dorm so ate it cold and raw Would lunch on these almost every weekday for a whole semester So there was a pile of ground beef...and that's all PSL AND AVOCADO TOAST I had a Starbucks gift card and I wanted to see what the pumpkin spice hype was about I came home and made myself some avocado toast without thinking Halfway through the meal, I paused and realized what I was doing I never want to be Emily again SOUL FOOD There was a BLM event at my college and I went for the free food I was one of the only white guys there and I felt unwelcome, but the cornbread and barbecue were fantastic LLAMA MEAT Is sold everywhere on the street in Bolivia, costs around $1 US per serving But there's no health code regulations and it's often prepared with bare, unwashed hands and stray dogs poking their heads into it Risky but delicious buy 3 AM OATMEAL Was conducting a rowing ultramarathon (100km) and couldn't stop for a formal meal, so wolfed down 6 bowls of oatmeal with black coffee throughout the effort There was a place in my neighborhood that sold unlimited topping pizzas for $6 but it closed and I'm very sad At 7:45 AM; I don't usually eat big breakfasts but this was a rare exception 1000-CALORIE BREAKFAST てい I only made it to 75km then gave up, it was just too much Had an important final that day and thought all the potatoes, oatmeal, and bagels would help BOAT MRE Immediately before a rowing race, hadn't eaten that day but brought a hot MRE into the shell On the contrary, just about fell asleep in the exam hall and got a B- Made a mistake in a mobile order and got a sandwich with just spinach, tomatoes, red onions, and mayonnaise on it Scarfed it down and five minutes later, was in the middle of a race ORANGE JUICE AND SCONE It was biscuits and gravy, I'm shocked I didn't puke I had mono in college and my throat was hella sore and this was the only thing I could eat for one two-day period 7 Served at a workplace event: barley with yogurt and vegan meat PATHETIC THANKSGIVING Had acidic orange burps for hours I was all alone Thanksgiving 2022 because I had to work that day, so I decided to deliberately make myself the most pathetic meal possible Instant ramen, cheez-its, gummy worms, and a RC Cola VEGETARIAN SUBWAY I posted a picture of it and people thought it was a joke but it was a cry for help Legit cannot believe I spent $8 on this Reluctantly ate it because I didn't have another meal at the time but went to bed hungry CALI SLOP Was billed as "health food" but trust me, this s--- is bad for your mental health I don't know why anyone would subject themselves to this Why does California exist Went and got tacos with a guy then went to his place and got head Nonchalantly ate a taco and watched TV as he went down BITTERBALLEN Fried balls filled with cabbage soup common in Dutch bar cuisine Tis the life Will attack and torture the inside of your mouth, but if you can grit your teeth and bear through it, it's amazing RAW FROZEN BAGEL At a regatta I As I got off the raced without water I was really hungry eating so I grabbed a bagel from the cooler and ate it straight-up breakfast Stuck in my throat BAGEL W/ LOX Served by my very elderly Holocaust survivor step- grandmother Muttered in Yiddish as she put it on my plate Kann ich haybn bagel? Threw a Thanksgiving potluck with some friends when we couldn't go home during COVID It went off very well and was superior to a family Thanksgiving in every conceivable way INFANT-SIZED BURRITO Got it from a food truck, it cost $12 and I was annoyed But then I saw how big it was and it was worth every penny Have never had a burrito like it ROOMMATE INDIAN I had an Indian roommate one year and he invited his family to sleep over for a week without asking me I think they felt bad about imposing because they cooked me meals all week It was fire, they also taught me some words in their language I was 5 years old and I saw a gummy bear on the floor of Atlanta Hartsfield Airport I picked it up and ate it I don't need the COVID vaccine MACEDONIAN FEAST I was on a kick of learning about Alexander the Great at the time so I looked up the oldest Macedonian recipe I could find, spent $40 and loads of time compiling ingredients, and made it I ate it for dinner with my parents and pretend it was good but it wasn't Ter PICKLED HERRING Was in Germany on a school trip and wanted to try something exotic My ancestors are rolling in their graves Bought from a rural farmers' market Was very good, and no I will not call it "norTh MaCeDoNiA" APPLE PIE It was the saltiest thing I've ever eaten but I pretended I liked it At almost every coffee shop and bar in Italy There was a Trump 2020 sign out front Nevertheless the people were super hospitable was November 1 and we had FRIENDSGIVING DAD'S SOUP GOP BURGER AMERICAN DINER Dad makes a banging wedding soup They fed me an excellent brisket burger that would've cost $15 at any reputable establishment While on a road trip I stopped at a dive diner and had fried chicken, apple pie, and a milkshake Possesses homemade charm and it's great when sick CREMA DI CAFE Coffee soft serve pretty much The Italian spin on chicken noodle So f------ good, I can't find it anywhere in the US POISON BANQUET At the end-of-year rowing banquet the beef was prepared wrong or something and half of us got food poisoning Was a bonding experience frankly Lady was desperate to make a sale, and I got one for $3 JOHNNY COMES MARCHING Was visiting Harper's Ferry and Antietam and got pulled pork and cornbread from a roadside dive I could feel the ghosts of Civil War soldiers around me Commerce: 100 WWI MEAL Entirely too sweet While staying in Caporetto, I was surrounded by WWI history so wanted to pay tribute So I compiled ingredients consistent with an Austro-Hungarian WWI meal and ate it on a terrace overlooking the battlefield Very juicy, gamey meat The 2016 RNC was in Cleveland and I volunteered for a day Big history boner here Neither me nor my roommate went home for Christmas 2021 BUFFALO BURGER CZECH GLORY While in Czechia I had a lot of pork medallions and potato and bread dumplings FLOOR GUMMY HAGGLED TAMALE LUXURY PLANE Went to a Latin American fair at my college. Tamales were $5, which was way too much, so I tried to haggle. Ngl I pretended I was a cowboy who had just shot a bison from a transcontinental train car CHRISTMAS PANCAKES Moral of the story: political parties will feed you well if they think you're going to check the little box instant ramen to work but couldn't find any utensil We woke up Christmas morning and made pancakes with whipped cream and cinnamon and played Scrabble until noon A very happy memory BOURGEOISE BREKKY In Bari in 2022 our hotel fell through so my travel partner sprung for a five-star hotel (frankly, I wanted to sleep in the train station) At breakfast the following morning we were waited on and the food was incredible I've never felt more proletariat On the way back from Ukraine my transatlantic flight was nearly empty and the airplane food was the best I've ever had Drank about six whiskey cokes BEEF WELLINGTON Based on cartoons I expected the best thing I've ever eaten, was disappointed with Thai green curry and ice cream English "food" is overrated and they shouldn't be allowed in any kitchen MUNICH WEISSWURST Also on my Germany school trip, at the original Hofbrauhaus in Munich Felt like I was in the 19th century Typical wagie, get back to work wagie! H-------- Hitler ate here Also Kozel beer F--- I felt like I was in Austria- Hungary Felt like I was in first class ayyyyy M Diner food is probably the one culinary thing that America does better than Europe BUSINESS BREAKFAST When I was touring the law school in Nebraska they put me in a nice hotel with a big business breakfast and everything I sat among people who This is why most Americans are overweight SPIDER SAC |HIGH PIZZA | SEX TACO MY FIRST MEAL HALLOWEEN NAAN HANDHELD RAMEN MAC TONIGHT MIDNIGHT CHALUPA I was 13 and it So I ate it Went out to Taco Bell at Has become a tradition at this point: whenever I do hallucinogens, I seek pizza on the comedown I was 11 and decided to try cooking for the first time, so I put rice, water, black beans, and ketchup in a pot and had a go I eyeballed the water and added way too much so the result was more of a porridge So I put maple Brought syrup and spare candy corn candy corn on and I was hungry a piece of naan and ate with my hands I hate McDonald's but I was blackout drunk one night and bought a Big Mac for some reason 1 AM after several hours for a snack at the casino parking lot it have real jobs, wearing a suit and reading a free copy of WSJ PRESIDENTIAL POPCORN Me and my roommate made burgers and popcorn every night of the 2020 Presidential debates Felt incredibly appropriate and American ARTERY DESTROYER Had just taken a college final and wanted to treat myself, so went to 7-11 and bought a hot dog, big gulp, and nachos It felt like eating raw diabetes MANDATORY KOSHER On the flight to Birthright Halfway into it I began puking Granted, from overindulgence in alcohol, but the burger certainly didn't help The rest of the passengers had pork If only FULL ENGLISH Served by my college cafeteria during finals week Why do they do this to the world, it's like a virus GEORGIAN FOOD Ukraine has a big Georgian expat community and they feel akin to the Ukrainians because they've both been victimized by Russia recently They're super religious and their food and wine are amazing PRICY FISH While in Charleston with the rowing team we wanted to treat ourselves so we went to a fancy restaurant Only after ordering the cheapest entree on the menu ($65 fish) did we realize we were in way over our heads $85 STEAK Rich aunt took us to a Chicago steakhouse I think there were some spiteful family politics involved but doesn't matter, had a good steak STEAK AND EGGS I'd heard so much about the dish that I decided to make it for myself Protein INJECTION Went on Jewish club trip to the casino Damn now that song from Family Guy is stuck in my head CASINO LATKES Rabbi brought latkes and Hannukah gelt for us to eat Either the stereotype went completely over his head or he was leaning into it Our f------ chocolate is shaped like money Ate a naked chicken chalupa and a Baja Blast while sitting on a curb in the Felt so damn vaporwave

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