DUNGEON MASTER CANCELING PLANS EXCUSE GENERATOR ОД CHOOSE AN INTRO Sorry I can't come Please forgive my absence This is going to sound crazy but Get this: I can't go because I know you're going to hate me but I was minding my own business and boom! I feel terrible but I regretfully cannot attend, This is going to sound like an excuse but CHOOSE A SCAPEGOAT my nephew the ghost of Hitler the Pope my ex a high school marching band Dan Rather a sad clown the kid from Air Bud a professional cricket team my Tinder date SI CHOOSE A DELAY just s it the bed died in front of me won't stop telling me knock knock jokes is having a nervous breakdown gave me syphilis poured lemonade in my gas tank stabbed me found my box of human teeth stole my bicycle posted my nudes on Instagram

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DUNGEON MASTER CANCELING PLANS EXCUSE GENERATOR ОД CHOOSE AN INTRO Sorry I can't come Please forgive my absence This is going to sound crazy but Get this: I can't go because I know you're going to hate me but I was minding my own business and boom! I feel terrible but I regretfully cannot attend, This is going to sound like an excuse but CHOOSE A SCAPEGOAT my nephew the ghost of Hitler the Pope my ex a high school marching band Dan Rather a sad clown the kid from Air Bud a professional cricket team my Tinder date SI CHOOSE A DELAY just s it the bed died in front of me won't stop telling me knock knock jokes is having a nervous breakdown gave me syphilis poured lemonade in my gas tank stabbed me found my box of human teeth stole my bicycle posted my nudes on Instagram

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