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STILL IN SCHOOL BAND GEEK GOSSIP GATHERER FITNESS BRO KAREN BRIDE FOUND JESUS Was a Got really into working out during college and now competes in bodybuilding contests In his eighth year of a post- graduate degree in philosophy Brags about how he was published back in 2019 and thinks he's better than everyone else Will stay in academia forever Here for some reason, oldest guest by far Remembers names surprisingly Students still call him "Mr. and appear uncomfortable to be drinking in front of him PEACE CORPS/ VOLUNTEER Went straight into the Peace Corps at age 19, lived in East Timor for six years and is just now readjusting to the US Disassociated with the rest of society, they simply don't understand THE TEACHER REFORMED BULLY VALEDICTORIAN mean in high Was popular and Goes out of his way Was voted "most likely to be school but has since matured radically to seek out and apologize to the people he bullied, and doesn't mind if they don't forgive him Traumatized by the s--- she saw Can't hide the fact she's lowkey looking for a husband and she has to leave early to put the brat to bed REKINDLED DRAMA Has held onto a grudge for years and has dreamed of this day since graduation Makes what she thinks is a grand speech to someone she hated, but it inevitably comes off as cringe 69420 Came out in his/her early 20s and has made it his/ her whole identity Went to a small popular but liberal arts college in vapid girl in the Northeast and got high school *really* into politics SINGLE MOM ARTIST Got knocked up at age 20 and had to drop out of school, the man left and she's now raising the kid alone Over-shares her child's life on Facebook and pretends she's a strong, independent woman Either brings a partner or tries to sniff out other LGBT people in the class Now works in HR or activism JAILBIRD Got a DUI or a sexual assault charge or something and has been in and out of prison ever since Either trying to turn life around or falling deeper into the hole Will try to lecture everyone else His high school friends who haven't moved on call him lame but he doesn't mind that, either SILENT SPY Just came because he was curious to see how people are doing Doesn't really talk to anyone, just observes Went full banana on her artistic pursuits, majored in dance or painting at a small private college Now lives with her parents and draws commissions for $500/month Appears happy at least HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS Were a couple in high school, now happily married Everyone gushes over how cute they are Everyone else has aged, he doesn't look a day over 16 Still can't grow facial hair Mistaken at least once for someone's kid JAG DRUG ABUSE In and out of Desperately a cycle of poor substance abuse Here exclusively to spread rumors and gossip about the class failures Everyone feels bad for him and is surprised he showed up Making things worse for everyone President," but has ended up either in upper management at a middle-sized company; or living with his parents Will generally be quiet and modest about his reputation NPC Nobody remembers Even trying to him explain who he was falls on deaf ears Did he even go here? REKINDLED FRIENDSHIP Two people who haven't seen each other since graduation suddenly reconnecting and remembering why they were such great friends This becomes a tearful, happy reunion and they make sincere efforts to reconnect afterwards INJURY/DISEASE Since high school has gotten a severe injury/ illness that impacts him/her for the rest of his/her life The rest of the class balances whether to bring it up or not mention it NOMAD Traveled around the world since high school, converted to Buddhism, grew a beard, wears eight woven bracelets Is either really annoying about his spiritualism or a genuinely- interesting storyteller Ego has compounded tenfold REVENGE OF THE NERDS Was a very unpopular math/science geek in high school, now makes $200k/year working in programming or something Takes keen interest in everyone's career The kind of person with 200- second Snapchat stories NEWLY-GAY PETER PAN LEAVES EARLY HOOKUPS Either 1) learns what he wants to; 2) realizes this is kind of s-----; or 3) gets upset about something and ducks Two people who didn't realize they were attracted to each other until the reunion Go home with each other The right decision tbh Drives a nice car and has glowed-up substantially NETWORKING Lowkey looking for a job 3/10 chance that he'll rub it in people's faces Collects contact information and LinkedIn requests you two hours after everyone goes home Someone who became substantially more attractive in their 20s The one guy from your class who killed himself Is aware of his/her looks and lowkey hit on throughout the night DJ Was in a band in high school, now has a fairly- successful DJ business Works the reunion, is universally- acclaimed The gossip mill goes wild Shows up at the reunion via memorial photo Recently got Wearing a giant married and now diamond, which mentions her husband every other sentence she shows off with *that* pose - you know the one At one point one of his "friends" (usually a popular girl trying to bring attention to herself) gives a tearful speech Makes sure to rub her marriage in the faces of her exes and the popular girls Gained 80 pounds, went bald, and now manages a Home Depot BURNOUT JOCK MILITARY After high school played football at a DIII college for a year, then failed out and went home People gossip about his downfall behind his back FOREIGN EXCHANGE Was the foreign exchange kid in your grade but has gone back home GLOW-UP MINOR CELEBRITY SLEAZY SALESMAN Was charismatic Shows up repping a but unintelligent brand and markets it in high school makes a perfect throughout the reunion candidate for sales When everyone gets tipsy they gather around a phone and call him on Zoom He has a wife and kid and has forgotten all of you Is now the local People think he's news meteorologist/ much more YouTuber with 100k important than subs/chief virologist he actually is at the state hospital and they 31 endeavor to get pictures with him and such He's tired of hearing about it SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR Started a business after high school and it went well Gains a lot of customers from this reunion Commerce: 100 HERE FOR THE FOOD Had an experience in his early 20s which put him firmly in the hands of religion Enlisted right out of high school and just got out Based Brings literature for everyone Says s--- like "praise God" to explain everything Substantially more muscular, more right-wing, lots of tattoos Argues with Band Geek about politics CAN'T CLOSE THE YEARBOOK Never left hometown and hangs out exclusively with friends from high school Shows up in a letterman jacket and reminisces fondly This is the best day of their adult life Owns expensive s--- for the sake of it Gives off a fake, scummy vibe in general WANNABE INFLUENCER Shows up just for the food Girl who's funemployed but self- and alcohol, doesn't f--- identifies as an "influencer" with the rest of the class SUICIDE THE GHOST OBVIOUS LIAR Disappeared after graduation: zero social media, zero contact with anyone from school Reappears at the reunion decades later with a wife, kids, and successful career Lying about how good his life is to make himself look better AFTERPARTY Was fairly popular in school and everyone loves him at the reunion Throws an afterparty but only invites his favorites Takes tons of videos and pictures and promotes her instagram Wears too much makeup Best case scenario he just pretends to have a good job, worst case he's actively scamming everyone

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