Me, calling out for 3 sessions so I can just chill and watch The Bachelor. The DM when I ask for my cut of the gold and magic items I missed out on. @officialworkmemes YOU GET NOTHING!

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COLOUR hey is the next session ready

AHG!! GOBBLINS! AAA!! Do You MEAN FOBLINS I'M BEING GOBBLED! AAAAAAA!! I GOT THIS DONT YOU F------ DARE

IT TOOK ME DOZENS OF SESSIONS OVER SEVERAL YEARS TO RULE A CITY BY THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. YOU JUST ROLLED A 20 AND YOUR DM GAVE YOU A CITY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. imgflip.com

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46 47 on the bottom A dead sprite inside a clear glass bottle A metal can that has no opening but sounds a Gilad dave brakan A DEAD SPRITE INSIDE A CLEAR GLASS BOTTLE LIKE A FLAT 7UP, RIGHT? imgflip.com LIKE A FLAT 7UP, RIGHT?

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STOP DOING optimization TTRPG CHARACTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE THIS POWERFUL • YEARS OF optimizaiton yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for damage in the triple digits Wanted to beat the challenges your DM made? We had a tool for that: It was called just talk to them about difficulty ● "Yes please give me 100d4 of something. Please give me 500 ft of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what optimizers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the rulebooks & spells we built for them (This is REAL done by REAL optimancers ): optimizing GRAPPLE DEATH SQUAD! D&D ????? NOS BROKEN GAME ????????????????? 10:26 ???? 50000000 "Hello I would like sodberries apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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