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A Night With Lyra You awoke painfully, keeping your eyes clenched tightly shut in a pointless attempt to subdue the after-effects of your little 'adventure' last night. Every sound was amplified, making your head feel like it was being beaten with rocks. Even the birds singing outside your window, which you normally loved about Equestrian momings. were hammering nails into your head with every god-awful chirp from their rotten beaks. Those miserable ponies. They just kept giving you cider after cider, and you, being the FANTASTIC judge of character that you are, had stupidly assumed that the Apple family would NEVER brew alcoholic beverages. God only knows how many ciders and one nter, you "C'mon, itll be fun" you said, mocking the big red stallion that had invited you to Sweet Apple Acres for a few drinks, "Have some Apple Family cider and get to knovw some of the ponies in town. It'll do you some good. Yeah. REAL GOOD CUCKOO.. CUCKoO.. CUCKOO Oh, god. SHUT UP! You forced your eyes open and glared at your cuckoo clock, which had just painfully drilled three o'clock into your skull. Wait, you wouldn't be caught DEAD with a cuckoo clock You shook some sense into yourself and looked around. Brightly colored walls, ridiculously frilly curtains, and a table adorned with a vase full of flowers? The room was made complete with the girliest bedsprend you had Where the hell were you? the covers to your side. You nearly threw yourself from the bed as you spun around, just in time to see Lyra poke her head out from under the covers beside you Lyra?! What the hell?!" You yelled, surprised and confused that she was in bed with you She cringed slightly when you raised your voice, but kept smirking at you her eyes, she had was and the definitely had more than her share of cider last night as w CGeez, not sod Twinkle toes. My head is pounding enough already." She said f against her head as sh You cringed when she called you that. You HATED it when she called you that, and she was well aware. She had slapped you with that stupid nickname the day she met you, and if she wast your best friend, you definitely wouldn't put up with it. "So sorry, you're HIGHNESS, you said, rolling your eyes as you sarcastically snick give you a weak smile. Now it was all starting to make sense. You must have drank so much that you passed out, and Lyra must have lugged you here and put you to bed instead of carrying you pony standards, and you've only known her a couple of weeks, but she is never the less one of the best friends you've ever had. Still, you would have preferred that she dumped you on the couch instead of tucking you into the same bed as her. Didnt she realize hovw u across town to your place. Good old Lyra: She's weird ev "You look like you were trampled by the entire town", chuckled Lyra, "I guess you big, tough humans can't handle a little alcool, huh? t drinking a couple of years ago, so what did you Lyra scoffed. "Only hard cider has a head o it like that thought everypony knew thar", she said, grinning at you. You opened your mouth to respond, but no words came out. You didn't have a witty Sure, rub it in Lyra She was NEVER going to let you live this down, As if getting drunk enough, your best friend ended up carrying you home. You SERIOUSLY hope that don't have cameras, and if they do, that none of them happened to have any handy "So what happened last night?" You asked, wanting to get the humiliating details from your r friend instead of the gossips in town. only smirked at first, looking down at her stomach. You could have sworn she was blushing, but it was hard to tell through the fur. She reached over and rested a deceptively soft hoof on your shoulder before looking you in the eyes with a dreamy You nearly choked on your own tongue as she calmly drew small cireles on your shoulder. You didnt. Oh god you didn'L. There's no way you did. Not with a pony. Not with LYRA. There wasn't enough alcohol in the world. now clearly bshin. Two hours. You were a No. No no no no no NO! What the hell had you done This was bad. This was REALLY bad. Of all the stupid things you had done in your life, this was definitely the worst, All of a sudden your stupid cousin came to mind. When you had told your family that you having some sort of horse fetish. You would have family not been there, but look at you now. One month in, and you go drunk Lyra snapped you out of your stupor with a gentle shake. "Hey, are you okay? Geez, you've gone as white as Bon Bon." "Am I oky?" you snapped. What the hell was wrong with her?! How could she be s to BE A PONY! How could she not see that your life was officially so nonchalant? You got so drunk that you ended up having sex with your best friend OVER Lyra recoiled from your outburst, but collected herself fairly quickly. She seemed more confused than anything, and raised an eyebrow. Wait; are you upset about what ast Was. She. KIDDING?! Forget 'weird even by pony standards Lyra was officially the most messed up pony in this entire town. How could she act so calm and smug unless.. no. That couldn't be possible. You looked over at her with a slack-jawed expression She always HAD been very clingy around you, but you had assumed that was just her , and she cocked her head slightly to the side and forced an innocent smile. What if she had a human take lity. What if your assumption of her had been "What the hell is wrong with you? you asked with a voice full of poison. Lyra's smile dissolved into a look of shock, and then crunched into a frowm What the hell is wrong with ME?! she snapped, "You're the one who's acting like a complete jerk! Is this how you act every time you drink?" "YES YOU ARE! Lyra yelled, pointing her hoof at your face. "You got drunk off your plot last night; so drunk that you couldn't even walk! 1 carried you here and put you to bed, and this is how you thank me? By rubbing my belly and falling asleep, only to be an utter jack-ass to me the next day?! Your jaw hung open. "W-what did you say?"you asked in a stupid tone. "I SAID you're being an utter jack-ass!" she quipped back, crossing her hooves and She looked at you again, angrily but with a confused look in her eyes. "You gave me You stuttered stupidly, before finally composing yourself enough to get words out. Lyra furrowed her brows and nodded slowly a belly rub. And then you fell asleep That's it? That's all we did last night? I rubbed your belly? Your jaw hung open stupidly for a moment, before you slapped your hand over your forehead, "Waitaminute! If that's all we did, then why the hell were you leading me on like that? What was with that cap about 'ebeng wonderful last night?" She was still obviously angry at you, but when she spoke her tone had softened te a bit, "Well, it was one HELL of a belly rub Seriously, you could charge bits for Besides, what did you think I was talking about? It's not like we" Lyra's abrupt stop caught your attention. You looked at her to find her eyes and mouth open wide in complete shock, before she suddenly erupted in raucous laughter. She was laughing so hard she could barely get words out "Y-you mean.you thought that' ·that you and I-she strained, "Oh, Celestia! Bah ha ha ha haa! You glared at her as she laughed at your expense. You had screwed up BIG TIME down. Not for the rest of your life. by thinking the two of you had had sex, and she was NEVER going to let you live this She finally got control of herself, and wiped the tears from her eyes. "I'm gonna grab a late lunch. she said, still snickering between wrds, "Are you hungry, lover boy?" She You said nothing as she hopped from the bed and left the room, laughing every step of the way. Her guffaws continued to echo through the house from the kitchen as you threw both of your hands over your face you to v

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