File: 1225413461583jpg -(113373 B, 505x336) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size □ Charles Beblingson。8/10/30(Thu)20:37 ID:18e9e652 No.1015578 Last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect. I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn't paying attention and walked into the street. She's about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn't see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don't know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view. Anyways, just as the bus started honking and slamming breaks, I grabbed her and pulled her back. She would have probably made it anyway, but it made a pretty nice dramatic effect. So this lady was really freaked out by the whole thing. She was sorta stuck in between thanking me, and catching her breath. So (and w-- did this come fromI have no idea), I pulled out my PDA and said "This is Commander Navarrette, I saved the subject. The time is 4:39 pm. "She had no idea what was happening and kept looking at me all dumb. So I said something to the effeot of, Ma am I need your signature to affirm that you were here and I stopped you from getting run over by the 4:39 bus." I didn't know what she thought about the situation, but I decided to press it a bit further. I opened my pda's drawing thing (ooo high tech) and asked her to sign it, which she did I thanked her then followed up with "Your grandson is very important," which immediately I realized was really dumb because she didn't look like she was old enough to have grandchildren I don't have a grandson," is all she said. I freaked out for a second, thinking I just made a total ass of myself. But then I said "You will," and gave her sorta a wink/smile The crosswalk light was green and I walked off. She stood there A few seconds later she yelled "wait!" but I was already across the street and pretended I didn't hear and kept walking I have no idea what she thought of the whole thing, but even the idea of her thinking I was from the future totally made my day." >> □ Charles Ginderped 08/10/30(Thu)20:41 1D:505182bd No.1015593 i've never had a hero before, but i think you just made the list. >> □ Hamilton Dongerdot 08/10/3。(Thu)20:42 ID:1871c399 No.1015597 File: 1225413763206.png-(68582 B, 247248) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size I f------ love you, Charles

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File 1207699326.ipg-(60 KB, 707x600, crying-girl.jpg) 04/08/08(Tue)20:02:06 No.61956169 Folks. What is the worst thing you have done to a child? I pulled this little stunt a year or so back. I had an interesting experience this afternoon while riding the train home from work. I have at this point been in the city for over 18 hours. I am tired, hungry, have to piss, and when I get home there will undoubtedly be this month's rent notice in my mailbox. I just want to go home, piss, shower, eat and sleep. Two stops before the final stop, my stop, a family of 6 gets on the train. The whole car is empty. I am sitting in a window seat by myself, half asleep. thw whole family crowds around me and sits in the seats that are in front of and behind me, including a small boy with a soda who sits next to me He starts poking me. "Mister.. .mister? Whats your name?" I just say "Leave me alone, keeping my eyes shut and trying to ignore the two screaming girls fighting over the new Harry Potter book (at this time, it was the half blood prince). The kid next to me says, "Thats not nice" and pours his remaining soda in the bottle in my lap. "What the f------ f---!?" I yell. "Goddamn m------------ brat! Control your f------ kids and get away from me!!" The parents are clearly flabbergasted. "Apologize to my family! That was disrespectful!" the father says. I just give him the finger and move to the other side of the car, p----- off and now soaking with sprite. I lean my head against the window again and close my eyes when I feel a tap on my shoulder. "Apologize right now or I'll call the police and have thenm arrest you at your stop. I'll say you pushed my son on the ground." >> □ 04/08/08(Tue)20:02:50 No.61956282 >>61956169 Continued.. The train reaches it's stop and the family gathers around me. I stand up, everyone is looking at me, waiting for an answer. I squat down, eye level to the kids, who are all struggling for the Harry Potter book now, and say "Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596." all 4 children, probably between the ages of 8 and 10, look at each other for a second, and immediatley begin crying. The father shoves me back into my seat and pulls out his celphone, ushering his family out of the train car. When i got to my stop, I walked out of the train and there were two policemen waiting for me. They asked me if i was the man who had pushed the child, as i matched the description. I said yes and explained that i never pushed the little bastard. His dad was just p----- that he couldnt control the little f----- and he poured sprite all over my pants (now still sticky and damp). when asked about the harry potter incident, i explained that i have a freedom of speech and didnt say anything sexual, derogatory, or against the law. the other officer shrugged and said "Whatever" and they started walking away. I stopped them though, saying i would like to press charges for battery or assault because he pushed me. the security tapes from the train proved me right and after a short trial, he did a three month stint in jail. The last i heard, his family lost their house and had to move because they had no income. LOL.

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