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File 135778258628ing - (6.12KB, 220x338, 220px-Shrekcharacter jpg) chich 13/01/09(Wed)17:49 No. 13674 working at McDonald's >customer asks for big mac >says to hold the onions put onions in it anyway spit in it for disrespecting shrek >customer sees me spit in his burger >complains to manager >get fired on the spot go home pray to shrek tell him what happened at work >hear a whisper "dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon wake up next day turn on the news story on a double homicide my ex manager and the customer were the victims >anchorman says both were beaten to death with an onion >hear another faint whisper "they should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves

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File 135778258628ing - (6.12KB, 220x338, 220px-Shrekcharacter jpg) chich 13/01/09(Wed)17:49 No. 13674 working at McDonald's >customer asks for big mac >says to hold the onions put onions in it anyway spit in it for disrespecting shrek >customer sees me spit in his burger >complains to manager >get fired on the spot go home pray to shrek tell him what happened at work >hear a whisper "dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon wake up next day turn on the news story on a double homicide my ex manager and the customer were the victims >anchorman says both were beaten to death with an onion >hear another faint whisper "they should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves

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