The National Weather Service has issued a Category Five Shitstorm Warning for: EQD Comment Section, KYM Image Gallery and Forum, 4chan, Reddit, and Youtube, until 2/16/13. All personnel in the effected warning zones are advised to evacuate via the designated routes immediately.

The storm will produce cries of "ruined FOREVER", "jumped the shark", and "Hasbro can go buck themselves with a syphilis ridden porcupine" in excess of 500. Small SUVS and trucks may become dislodged and act as debris. Storm walls and levies will rupture, inundating forums with ALL CAPS RANTS and blog posts. Heavy loss of faith in humanity is expected.

"Spin-Off"