...Said No One Ever - The internet is too fast.

"My internet connection is too fast, I don't have the reaction time to see the beginning of a gif story before it loads!"

Fucking ISPs and their goddamned "no market for high speed net".

Well no shit, there's no market for high speed net when you're charging out the ass for it.
I cannot wait until Google Fiber will, single handedly, lower the price and increase the speeds of the competition. For the past 10 years we've been using cut and choked internet. Like the governor on a car engine, to protect it from tearing itself apart. Only this time, it's nothing more than a disgusting business strategy that is choking progress and wringing customers for every cent.

… Sorry, had a bit of a rant there. Just got done spending 10 minutes trying to download a song BUT YANNO, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST MY AREA HAS TO OFFER… apparently.