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File: 1366606690498.ipg-(194 KB, 752x618, SAM_0523.jpg) Anonymous 04/22/13(Mon)00:58 No.10030125 Replies: 10030197 On vacation to go to little cousin's birthday. >He's eight and no one besides family was at his birthday party >dem feels >His sister notices my T-shirt with derpy's cutie mark on it SYou like my little pony, Anon?" >What the f---, how can she tell them apart from normal bubbles? >"Um, what are you talking about...?" "Your shirt, it's Derpy's cutie mark" >mfw she calls derpy by her real name and not that cover up 'Ditzy doo crap "Pretty stupid, a eighteen year old guy liking my little pony huh?" >"No way Anon, that's awesome! Hey, could you take me to the mall? We could look at pony stuff at hot topic and spencer's" "Sure... That's fine." >Few minutes go by as their place is about twenty minutes out from the city >She starts singing songs from the show >I smile and start singing along >She knows every song word for word We finally get to the mall "Let's go to spencer's frist!" >"Heh, alright." We enter the store, no pony stuff >Store has gotten much more adult. nude posters hanging up and dildos everywhere >I try to rush her out of the store >"Anon, I'm still looking!" >she's going down the dildo isle itshappening.png >she picks up a large pink dildo >"Anon, what is this? It's squishy." >Check your privilege cis scum cashier laughing at this >I grab her arm and yank her out of the store she's mad for a bit but then calms down we go to Hot Topic >Hot topic has gotten pretty chill actually. Except for the occasional rage comic merchandise it's rather a nice place to browse around. Plenty of LOZ, Pokemon, FiM, Regular show, and adventure time stuff >We're checking out the pony stuff >l end up buying a derpy mailbag and a Dr. Whooves figure >"Oh cool, they've got Dr. Whooves, Anon?" >She called him Dr. Whooves instead of Time Turner Goddamn I'm proud buy her some blind bags, a hat, a shirt, and a small Rainbow Dash plush >We get back to her parent's, I'm about to leave WAIT ANON! I drew you this." she hands me a hand drawn rainbow dash Anonymous 04/22/13 (Mon)01:01 No.10030197 Replies: 10030255 How old is she? That's a pretty nice drawing too. Also, your story is nice. It made me smile Anonymous 04/22/13 (Mon)01:04 No.10030255 Replies: >10030290 Eight or nine Anonymous 04/22/13(Mon)01:05 No.10030289 Replies: 210032969 What a cute story. You should have gotten her a dildo, though.

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What are you, my little ponies, talking about? Imao teehee giggle giggle m lol Oh,hi, Dash! We were just talking about how silly we looked as babies. Word? Well, I'd totally join in but I don't carry my baby, photos- SO CUTE!!! Unicorns being born with longer legs is soooo adorable!! Here's me! Iwas so stubby, but makes sensel Earth ponies are born with stronger legs! And, Dash...oh No feathers eyes not open Skinny legs / hollow bones M 22 That's okay! I have copies of everyponies baby photos!! How invasive but Convenient, Pinkie!
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