Damn Nature, You Scary! - Image #660,784

Time to science up this bitch. The big looking mother fucker is an Angel Shark, of the order Squantiformes. They're bottom dwelling ambush predators that exhibit dope-ass crypsis, or camouflage for you uneducated mother fuckers. That little badass there is a horn shark, repping the order Heterodontiformes. That sly fucker got outta the big fucker's mouth through one the the characteristic traits of the Heterodontiformes: their bitching fin shank. All Heterodontiforms be packing mad shanks on their dorsal fins (that's the big top fin) and you know our little playa there was stabbing the insides of that Angel-bitch's mouth like a tweaked up Colombian inmate. Angel bitch could either choke to death on his own mouth blood, or vomit up our little playa like someone who got white-girl wasted.

The more you know, bitches!

That little shark wasn't having that shit.