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As we all know, sex, or sexual intercourse, is the process in which two individuals transmit their genes to each other in order to create an army to annihilate their enemies. With humans, sex is achieved when the male e--------- sperm into a female's vagina, where it then travels through a tube into the egg. Once there, the egg and sperm merge and start dividing into miniature shoggoths, the true form of beauty. After a period of about nine months, a parasite known as a baby comes out of the female, which may or may not kill the mother. A baby human is basically a lump of flesh, bones, and cartilage, and, like most lesser animals, tastes delicious with bacon. They also tend to not struggle when you eat them, unlike my late girlfriend. Anyways, after the child is born, the new parents either get extremely hostile towards each other or… actually, that almost always happens. The End.