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□ HELP UYS Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:40:38 No.282828XXX Alright, so I was at Chic-Fil-A yesterday and I was sitting in the corner, eating my sandwich, minding my own business when a kid ran from out of nowhere, flung open the door to the play area and hit my hand, knocking my sandwich down onto the ground. I got incredibly p----- and called the boy over to me. He looked at me all tired and sleepy like little kids do and pretended not to have realized what he did. I said, "shouldn't you apologize?" and he said "why? i didn't do anything?". I saw the mom coming over to take her child back into the comfort of her bosom, so I panicked and said, "EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACE BLOWN OFF AT SOME POINT". The mom's eyes widened like little cookies and made me more hungry than ever when this bitch came over and starting giving me hell for threatening her son. So she called the cops and I spent the night in jail before getting bailed out by my rich gf this morning. They said I'd go to trial in December for 2 counts of "Child Abuse" and 2 counts of "Disturbing the Peace". Can any lawfags tell me whether or not those are crock of s--- charges? Thanks t dr Little kids suck ass Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:41:02 No.282828XXX lolwut Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:41:32 No.282828XXX i am god and i approve this message maro on 8s !PNIlwMOZ8. 10/27/10(Wed)18:42:01 No.282828XXX its b------- Irn2firstamendment Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:42:39 No.282828XXX File1288219359.ipg-(198 KB, 470x300, FACEBLOWN.jpg) ERYONE GERS TH Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:43:07 No.282828XXX File1288219387.ipg-(20 KB, 400x400, awesomefaceserious.jpg) lol if you exploded at a stranger's child you have bigger problems Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:43:22 No.282828XXX Why the f--- would you say that of all things? Couldn't you have just as easily said something about your sandwich? God, people need to control themselves Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:43:43 No.282828XXX FACE BLOWN Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:44:52 No.282829XXX File1288219492.ipg-(89 KB, 446x326, check.jpg) mfw IT IS BLOWN OFF

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Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:24:22 No.282838XXX nope, cite first amendment, you might get a disturbing the piece charge but the child abuse won't stick. Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:25:25 No.282838XXX >282 yeah, ive got a job at a mid-size company and I have no priors >> Popular Tripfag !6CKGvShdbo 10/27/10(Wed)19:28:36 No. 282839XXX >Just a chicken sandwich its chick fil a, bro. i would have face r---- the kid Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:29:48 No.282839XXX >7 Freedom or speech DOES NOT protect a person from making direct physical threats against a person or property. That's why charges like Terroristic Threats, Menacing, Abuse Through Communication, etc. etc. exist. The 1st Amendment does not not allow you to threaten physical harm against another person or privately or publicly owned property >> □ Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:30:01 No.282839XXX File1288222201 2 KB, 122x126, dean.jpg) 2828 everyone gets face r---- at some point. >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:31:24 No.282839XXX (ahem...cough cough) From what I gather, OP was just letting the child know that if people continue to swing doors open in that manner someone could get hurt in the face eventually... (cough) >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:35:19 No.282840XXX >>282832484 EVERYTHING BECOMES A MEME AT SOME POINT >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:35:45 No.282840XXX >282 implies b------- at some point
>> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:09:58 No.282835XXX File1288220998.ipg-(11 KB, 251x251, 4chanseal.jpg) EVERYONE POSTS IN AN EPIC THREAD AT SOME POINT CIAL 4C EPIC >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:12:03 No.282835XXX S> Child Abuse and Disturbing The Peace, basically >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:14:34 No.282836XXX just tell the judge EVERYONE GETS ACCUSED OF A FRIVOLOUS BASELESS CRIME AT SOME POINT >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:18:19 No.282836XXX >282 EVERYONE DISTURBS THA PEACE AT SOME POINT, DAWG >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:18:26 No. 282836XXX >>282834870 EVERYONE GETS THEIR CHILD THREATENED AT SOME POINT Captcha: Reulawn discipline >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:18:59 No. 282837XXX File1288221539.ipg-(10 KB, 204x247, images.jpg) EVERYTHING GETS ITS FACE BLOWN OFF AT SOME POINT >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:21:59 No.282837XXX got an idea for you OP#if you have long enough to prepare your defense go in for counseling/psych testing and get testimony from head docs that you suffer from a tourettes type condition whereby EVERYONE GETS YELLED AT SOMETIME... youll be fine fine,just fine
>> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:58:26 No.282832XXX If this post ends in doubles, "EVERYONE GETS THEIR X Y AT SOME POINT" where X is any noun and Y is the past-tense form of any verb Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:58:28 No.282832XXX File1288220308.gif-(7 KB, 216x200, milhouse.gif) EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACE BLOWN OFF AT SOME POINT is now a meme Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)18:59:16 No.282832XXX Um...assuming this really happened, you shouldn't have much trouble getting the child abuse charge thrown out. Disturbing the Peace will be tougher to beat, you'd probably have to argue that you were just keeping to yourself and trying to eat your meal and they disturbed you first. Captcha: houest jurist lol Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:01:33 No.282833XXX >>282832484 thirded Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:01:36 No.282833XXX and dont go in all whiney and p----- off like 'stupid bitch owes me a sammich' do your research and find relevant court cases to use to support you, expert oppinions about children who are allowed to be violent and wreckless turn out to be violent adults etc. be VERY professional and make her look like a hyper sensitive letigious bitch Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:02:47 No.282833XXX File1288220567.ipg-(44 KB, 800x533, Chic Fil-A.jpg) Its ok man le t me tell you somethin EVERYONE GETS THEIR CHICKEN SANDWICH KNOCKED OUT OF THEIR HAND AT SOME POINT Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:07:32 No.282834XXX meme roll
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