Super Smash Brothers - Just in case any one wasn't convinced of the genius of trophy descriptions in this game.

I wanna live in a town called AAAAAAA. Everything would be top-notch quality, Grade A as it were, hence the name.

My Nookington would have a bar, and my museum would have a mix of an Arcade and an Entry: You can learn about video games and you could play them.

These writers.

These fucking writers.