Pregnancy Announcement - Uhh, Dipper...

If only grunkle Stan knew that he told the story about the bird and the bees to the wrong twin

"Well, there goes my hopes of getting with her.

I might be an indecisive preteen that get involved with complicated situations due to supernatural bull, but I draw the line with being a 12 year old raising someone else's kid. My first crush is not worth this. "