Pokémon - wow

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Police: Alain, you have been accused to being a pedophile by being shipped with Marin.
Alain: What? Pedophile? But Marin isn't under age!
Police:Prove it.
Alain: Rips open her shirt
Police: … Uh, Ahem Right. Sorry about the confusion. We'll be leaving now. Leans in and whispers to him You are on lucky boy*